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A New Metal Has Been Added To Chemistry by Sherifastro(op): 9:19pm On Nov 27, 2017
A New Metal has been added to Chemistry

Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent

OCCURRENCE

Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.

It has mixed properties when seated with parents.

Woe unto you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!

Please circulate to all scientists

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Re: A New Metal Has Been Added To Chemistry by vivie01(f): 9:32pm On Nov 27, 2017
LOL. grin
Re: A New Metal Has Been Added To Chemistry by whitebeard(m): 9:34pm On Nov 27, 2017
OG stuff grin
Re: A New Metal Has Been Added To Chemistry by Sherifastro(op): 9:34pm On Nov 27, 2017
vivie01:
LOL. grin
Na so na
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