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BruncleZuma:
I just remembered Bovis or IGoDye's joke about Soul-E being kidnapped with other artistes on their way to Basketmouth's father's funeral.

The kidnappers ended up giving him 5000naira for transport...

https://78.media.tumblr.com/c29d0f1bd3cf96e28837fbff47a8711f/tumblr_nxjvhp2l4G1rfd7lko1_500.gif

Bros abeg share the link to that joke. I want to laugh

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BeReaSonAble:
Adultery


That pastor shay.

Thought the Bible says one can't remarry one whose partner is still alive

If you must separate, remain unmarried.

That only applies, wr t reason for t divorce is not adultery

Ishilove:
If we want to be true to ourselves, 90% of brides wedding have no business wearing a white gown. White symbolises chastity, so if your hymen ain't intact then wearing a white wedding gown is self deception. God will just be looking at you with side eyes.

Anyhu, she seems so happy. I pray she finds joy and fulfillment this time around. There won't be a third time. No, not this time.

see dis one again

Ishilove:
Ask your sisters. They are the experts on sampling penisès of all shapes and sizes.

My sisters are virgins, we can't say same about your fat self, you think your history is a secret?

Hozier:
Purity ko, Pubity ni. How many brides wearing white gowns are truly pure?

The guys are even worse, with more body counts.

And he who marries a women put away commits adultery, so I thought too

BeReaSonAble:
Adultery


That pastor shay.

Thought the Bible says one can't remarry one whose partner is still alive

If you must separate, remain unmarried.

Ishilove:
Ask your sisters. They are the experts on sampling penisès of all shapes and sizes.

See your fat short arm like that of a dwarf, don't tell me you are short and fat.
old bitxh.

MRSANITY:
My sisters are virgins, we can't say same about your fat self, you think you history is a secret?

No your sisters are not virgins. They are the ones who taught me how to take up to 20 penisès. Their history is well known in your hood. Ask the Aboki shoemaker, he will give you their gist

MRSANITY:
See your fat short arm like that of a dwarf, don't tell me you and short and fat.
old bitxh.

Your mother is older. Is she a bitxh?

No, don't answer. The truth about her is evident in the way you comport yourself on Nairaland.

Ishilove:
No your sisters are not virgins. They are the ones who taught me how to take up to 20 penisès. Their history is well known in your hood. Ask the Aboki shoemaker, he will give you their gist

fat biitch, you just acting holy and sanctimonious when you ain't shit, why judge people who wear white wedding gowns when you are not a virgin, a free toto distributor for that matter who would definitely wear a white wedding gown when a useless man decides to marry you?
I know you are trying to make men see you as responsible, but this isn't working short arm.

Ishilove:
Your mother is older. Is she a bitxh?

No, don't answer. The truth about her is evident in the way you comport yourself on Nairaland.

You don't comport yourself any better, self righteous bitxh.

whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery. - Matthew 19:9
whwn are we gonna start living according to the word of God.

The poster is mentally retarded.Queen Ure deserves happiness and her broke EX should go and look for another catch instead of sending people to tarnish the image of the bride.

tripoli007:
Madam sorry. How does a gown have anything with purity,I thought purity has to do with the mind and the heart?so God will overlook her personality and character and focus on outward appearance

shut up..

Which personality and character ?

doyinbaby:
God is not out to castigate.....God loves her.......as long as she has repented her slate is clean before God..........let me ask if you have a sister that has an unpleasant past would you forbid her from marriage...................it is people like you that condemn people God is not condemning......if URE were your sister will you type this kind of words.............infact Jesus came to the world because of people like URE

hmm

you have spoken truth

Ishilove:
My prayers were not with her the first time because I did not give a fvck, but now that I do give a fvck, leave me let me believe what I believe and stop being a stiff necked, godless heathen trying to foist your godlessness, rebellion and disbelief on others.

Who your fvck help? Didn't her family members and other people who gave a fvck at the time pray for her?

Madam dey use your brain small small na. Don't drop your reasoning in the offering basket as well as your tithes

ishilove why do you usually show only your face in pictures? is your body that bad?

Emestar1999:
I wonder the kind bible wey pastors they read nowadays

Hey what happen? What I do

AND YOU DIDN'T KNOW THEY DIVORCED THIS YEAR?

Redomi:
Good for her, she is 11 years older than Soul E, how many years is she to this new pastor?

Shakira is 10 years older than Gerard Pique, and they are living happily since they are married. why are Nigerians always different?

But then, how many child does àjé has for Soul E?

Marriage wey go soon crash

hahn:
Who your fvck help? Didn't her family members and other people who gave a fvck at the time pray for her?

Madam dey use your brain small small na. Don't drop your reasoning in the offering basket as well as your tithes

Why is my prayers for another person disturbing you? Are the demons in you reacting to prayer?

Come out now, you foul spirit possessing hahn! I command you in the name of Jesus!

Ishilove:
Why is my prayers for another person disturbing you? Are the demons in you reacting to prayer?

Come out now, you foul spirit possessing hahn! I command you in the name of Jesus!

Lol

Go and command the slave traders in Lybia to stop keeping slaves or go to Borno. Just travel there and command them in the name of Jesus

You will learn quickly how incompetent and non existent your god is

hahn:
Lol

Go and command the slave traders in Lybia to stop keeping slaves or go to Borno. Just travel there and command them in the name of Jesus

You will learn quickly how incompetent and non existent your god is

Leave me let me worship and revere my 'incompetent and non existent' God while you face your big bang theory or whatever it is that keeps you going. Ahn ahn. O ga o.


I will pray for whoever I want to pray for and it shouldn't bother you since you don't believe in it.

Ishilove:
Leave me let me worship and revere my 'incompetent and non existent' God while you face your big bang theory or whatever it is that keeps you going. Ahn ahn. O ga o.


I will pray for whoever I want to pray for and it shouldn't bother you since you don't believe in it.

Just keep in mind that your prayers are useless regardless

Have a nice day

Pastor Silas Newman

Na you bi this

You wey suppose be elder join dey set bad example for these chinch wey dey this forum

hahn:
Just keep in mind that your prayers are useless regardless

Have a nice day

Leave me with my 'useless' prayers. The 'useless' prayers are what is keeping me alive today.

Have a nice day too

PianoWizard:
shut up..

Which personality and character ?

You can as well ,make your point without being insultive.. We all make mistakes in life and involve in things ,we shouldn't

tripoli007:
You can as well ,make your point without being insultive.. We all make mistakes in life and involve in things ,we shouldn't

I am sorry.. don't be offended.

Ayam not understanding again. Opinion aside, the Bible stated in unequivocal term that divorcees are not to remarry. The moral I am able to deduce from that is to create an avenue for reconciliation.

beautydutch:
lalasticlala we wana know what you look like

see who is talking, let's have your pix too