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You know you are useless when:

Your coach is blaming fatigue in early December for a loss to a bottom placed side
Your marquee signing meant to replace a hitherto bag of beans can't complete an interception in a whole half
You register 71% possession but no shot on target in a whole half
David Moyes registers his first win in four games against you.

hoopLA:
They won a league title and suddenly thought they were the sh1t so anyone who gets out of line is discarded just like that. Even when the player hasn't shown any serious sign of decline, only blips in form. Now they have First Touch and instead of admiting that he is nowhere near the beast that Costa was, they are comparing him to Lukaku.

Same treatment for Matic. Now his replacement is uber-useless and an extreme nonentity in all ramifications. Ibime needs to be knighted for spotting that one even before he was signed.

Shey Conte dey blame fatigue. He neva see anything.

E never see anything like Wetiiiiiinnnnnnn!!!

Odunharry for the last time serve us food or else. . .

IFearGod:
Awwnn.... thanks love

Request for song for your love na, no dull am abeg

hoopLA:
Odunharry serve me o
Hungry wan finish me for hia.

Chop bellleful
No mind me I go check nkwobi for fire.

hardeycute:
DJ Play Me

Something Light---Falz ft Ycee

After 5hrs45mins all the Djs didn't play me my choice

Is that a party?

Oasis007:


Pastor wetinnnnnnnn!!

"For everything,there is a time and season"....

Odunharry:
Chop bellleful
No mind me I go check nkwobi for fire.

Kwarekt man.
May you live and prosper

Mentions:
Babayoko and Kante pairing of the year

Their understanding will be epic over time

They both play for the same club and country and will play the same positions


Be very worried England

hoopLA be very worried

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Lizard, Sissy Lauretta (Morata) and Kukute (Kante) did not play today.

Nawa o!

Oasis007:


Rocking it on annie74....... no vex Pastor elrony!

I dey quick vex o

Weedtaker....... help a Bro with a Wrap! Wanna smoke Tonight!

Mentions:
He has to just go, His presence will affect the club.

they said Matic's presence will affect the club

Odunharry, man dey "H", search me small chop

Where is he?



I'm looking for a father of two fresh fine boys!!

Odunharry:
Chop bellleful
No mind me I go check nkwobi for fire.

U don fvck up....hoopLA no suppose chop,na plate him suppose wash for una

dopeJemi:
they said Matic's presence will affect the club

Bwahahaha

elrony:
Where is he?



I'm looking for a father of two fresh fine boys!!

Fvck pastor.... Nihilist fones dey dead

elrony:
I dey quick vex o

I don waka sef...... she no gree make I rock'am well!

Nihilist:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/5658685_deycqspxgaavrsb_jpgsmall_jpeg6d0483eb5e7a28affcd81985f5bdcbe0

I can see my ex calling...

Hoho but now my next calling...

They don't know why I stress on em

I just want the best from em...

All hail 2pac and Biggie smalls in one

diggz:
U don fvck up....hoopLA no suppose chop,na plate him suppose wash for una

Abeg carry that morning fresh wey near that dry gin bottle on top sink, wash two plates give Odunharry, I wan chop akpu and egusi soup

dopeJemi:
hoopLA be very worried

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

dopeJemi:
they said Matic's presence will affect the club

At least this one just dey foam for mouth. I hope he has at least cut off the fingers he used to type this rubbish.

Judging from the above it is safe to assume that this one is insane

Oh Lawd!

DopeJemi....... do you have to do this?!

LMAO!!!

Oasis007:


I don waka sef...... she no gree make I rock'am well!

Continue bro...issa family affair

hardeycute:
After 5hrs45mins all the Djs didn't play me my choice

Is that a party?

No be u i play this one for ni? Person no fit satisfy everybody o

eph12:
At your service


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed6hQrmL_2s

Abeg no vex,this lady will give u a lapdance to d song

hardeycute:
After 5hrs45mins all the Djs didn't play me my choice

Is that a party?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed6hQrmL_2s

eph12:
Request for song for your love na, no dull am abeg

Hahaha...Dj, gimme 'Baby, I Love You' by Tiffany....dedicated to moi sweetheart, Henitan

Oasis007:

Rocking it on annie74....... no vex Pastor elrony!

Lol...Don't 'koba' me... I just found a new boo

dopeJemi:
All hail 2pac and Biggie smalls in one

Hahahahaha

Dis one of odikwa egwu o.

elrony:
Abeg carry that morning fresh wey near that dry gin bottle on top sink, wash two plates give Odunharry, I wan chop akpu and egusi soup

Oya Diggz, wash plate sharp sharp abeg. No vex.

diggz:
Fvck pastor.... Nihilist fones dey dead

He paid his electricity bill on Thursday, how can his phone be dead when he's not living in Nigeria!!