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Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by onward4life(m): 10:05am On Jan 29, 2017
I will write this for all to know‎ that..‎

I hav Not yet Turned suicidal but...‎

All day am always out of my mind inside my room

some think I have met my Dooom

I cooked soup with cooked egg

No job and Economy dey recess

food I need 2 access

So I liquidify my soup for 2moro & 2more Days‎

I eat in front of mirrors just to double the ration

But the other me won't just stop and look

Meat has never been so toxic these days‎

If you ask me these days

Wetin concern me concern meat

After all red meat is not good for body

I can't eat myself

So food Nutritionist say‎

You re what you Eat

Ice fish here na 5H that made me allergic to sea food‎

Cos E cost high pass the rest ingredients

And am seriously avoiding budget deficit ‎

Kerosine cost pass my old stove

So we prefer fast food to fasten my belly belt‎‎

I don be mutant X chronicles abi?

Becos Anytime my indomie done

If I smile @ it I go dey see fried rice ‎

I guess am special or is it a mental condition?

Then fast forward to month end

With the speed of light that I hardly see‎

I avoided my neighbours like mind ur own

These Niggs still knocking on my door

I ignored them like cos of my new year resolution

yet they won't stop @ nothing

knock knock til I cave in

Yes can I help yu

Yes ooo pls u dey house

Yeah am busy Any problem?

Your own Nepa bill

PHCN That's the new FIRS for individuals

The amount if I dey fit d save am every month

I for really dey too big to complain

No T fare to roam the streets of abuja

So I stick to my monthly subscription 

For your own information

That's a technique I use on my tecno

Depending on Ammyluv and Debbie

And other Milk minds on NL for job

I have been out of job like since last year april

These guys wan turn me to pensioner?

At the old age of slightly 30‎ plus

I apply for every anything even apprenticeship  

And then GNLD just wan make me

Silap and innjoo person before them free me

makes me wondering are they even Humans or Aliens

I go through all this

And I have an aged mother hoping on me

And I was suppose to take good care of her

I dunno if she understands

But I pray I don't suffer this wen my kids come.

See my life am searching for Direction 2 my Destination 

But what do I keep getting 

Only emotions even when am on Motion

And It's killing me

Slow motion

God I Need ur help like never before 

I use God take beg You

Others are standing tall and saving bit by bit

Making noise like bit beat Dre

But not me am always under the heat

thinking of what nxt to eat

Dear Reader I already Told God as yu can see

But if you have any openings in the FCT and it's Environs

Or any splendid part of the World‎ since I know explorers
‎‎
Be kind to the Unemployed ‎

I don't care if this don't usually make Front page

Becos it Lacks Snakes or Ethno Religous Political contents‎

OF late i hav a whole lot

To bother about my brother

**#Sobs4Job**‎

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Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by pressplay411(m): 10:16am On Jan 29, 2017
How can this kind talent be searching for job?
Perhaps you're searching in the wrong field?
Ever considered entertainment?
Anyway I wish I had a job for you, a mind like yours should be fully engaged to maximize your potentials.
This is really too funny but I can't fail to realise the seriousness behind the missive.

The hustle is real bruh.

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Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by onward4life(m): 10:23am On Jan 29, 2017
pressplay411:
How can this kind talent be searching for job?
Perhaps you're searching in the wrong field?
Ever considered entertainment?
Anyway I wish I had a job for you, a mind like yours should be fully engaged to maximize your potentials.
This is really too funny but I can't fail to realise the seriousness behind the missive.

The hustle is real bruh.

God will be God over ur life

Yu are not the first person that has told me this

Why my families my neighbours and even people I meet for the the first time.

And am really below standard @ the moment

Link me abeg am ready
Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by pressplay411(m): 10:34am On Jan 29, 2017
onward4life:


God will be God over ur life

Yu are not the first person that has told me this

Why my families my neighbours and even people I meet for the the first time.

And am really below standard @ the moment

Link me abeg am ready

There's no one way to get a job. There's orthodox and unorthodox ways to get jobs.
I once got a job by posting something creative in the comment section of the website of my place of interest. And got interesting feed back.

Try exploiting your contact base. No shame is the game of job hunt. Have you sent a BC to your WhatsApp/BBM contact to make your plight known? Your next job might be on your phonebook.

When it comes to entertainment I believe Lagos is the place to be, so if your want to tow that line consider relocating. Though you will face a stiffer competition in Lagos but once you got it you got it.

Wish you all the best mate.

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Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by janejive(f): 2:23pm On Jan 29, 2017
God will give you a job before the end of February.

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Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by onward4life(m): 4:01pm On Jan 29, 2017
janejive:
God will give you a job before the end of February.

Amen ooo
Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by onward4life(m): 5:06pm On Mar 25, 2017
janejive:
God will give you a job before the end of February.


March wan End oooo!

Am under stress ooo!!

God's will be done ooo!!!
Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by Nobody: 5:24pm On Mar 25, 2017
God I take God de beg you, abeg send help for me and OP amen!!

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Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by onward4life(m): 7:44pm On Oct 03, 2017
Still expecting ooooooo!
Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by sheffy87: 7:53pm On Oct 03, 2017
hmmmm! it's well bro!!!! did you apply for npower?
Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by onward4life(m): 11:49am On Oct 04, 2017
sheffy87:
hmmmm! it's well bro!!!! did you apply for npower?

Honestly am one of those that stil doesn't no what npower means or does for a living

It just came tru the back door and kept silent. Just for me to start hearing device device device.

Electioneering campaign or FIRS campaign to dis Npower yu wud know what I mean!

As if for only apc supporters with valid Voters card

grin
Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by onward4life(m): 8:56am On Dec 22, 2017
pressplay411:
How can this kind talent be searching for job?
Perhaps you're searching in the wrong field?
Ever considered entertainment?
Anyway I wish I had a job for you, a mind like yours should be fully engaged to maximize your potentials.
This is really too funny but I can't fail to realise the seriousness behind the missive.

The hustle is real bruh.

Finally just had one! Thanks
Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by onward4life(m): 8:58am On Dec 22, 2017
judahh:
God I take God de beg you, abeg send help for me and OP amen!!

Help me rejoice I just got employed!

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Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by onward4life(m): 8:59am On Dec 22, 2017
janejive:
God will give you a job before the end of February.

God has answered me this week oo.

Am so greatful
Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by onward4life(m): 9:00am On Dec 22, 2017
pressplay411:


There's no one way to get a job. There's orthodox and unorthodox ways to get jobs.
I once got a job by posting something creative in the comment section of the website of my place of interest. And got interesting feed back.

Try exploiting your contact base. No shame is the game of job hunt. Have you sent a BC to your WhatsApp/BBM contact to make your plight known? Your next job might be on your phonebook.

When it comes to entertainment I believe Lagos is the place to be, so if your want to tow that line consider relocating. Though you will face a stiffer competition in Lagos but once you got it you got it.

Wish you all the best mate.

Finally God smiled @me ooo

Thanks
Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by xxgig(m): 9:27am On Dec 22, 2017
onward4life:


Help me rejoice I just got employed!
Congratulations. Still expectintg my own miracle here in FCT
Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by Jesusgirl92(f): 12:32pm On Dec 22, 2017
onward4life:


Finally God smiled @me ooo

Thanks
What a testimony. Bless be God forever and always. Amen. More open doors on your way OP. This is just the beginning of better things to come.

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Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by pressplay411(m): 1:16pm On Dec 22, 2017
onward4life:

Finally God smiled @me ooo
Thanks
That's great news. Na you go enjoy Xmas pass. Lol Congrats G. Is it in entertainment?

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Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by pressplay411(m): 1:16pm On Dec 22, 2017
onward4life:

Finally God smiled @me ooo
Thanks
That's great news. Na you go enjoy Xmas pass. Lol Congrats G. Is it in entertainment?
Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by onward4life(m): 1:23pm On Dec 22, 2017
xxgig:
Congratulations. Still expectintg my own miracle here in FCT

Very soon
Ur file has reached d main desk!
Keep ur phone on.


Pls send ur cover letter and CV to:
Fabian.o@fadacresources.com
Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by policy12: 2:10pm On Dec 22, 2017
Jesusgirl92:
What a testimony. Bless be God forever and always. Amen. More open doors on your way OP. This is just the beginning of better things to come.

Good day do u sch at ABU, and served in Enugu State?
Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by Jesusgirl92(f): 2:12pm On Dec 22, 2017
policy12:


Good day do u sch at ABU, and served in Enugu State?
lol... Naaa. I schooled at the Unibadan and served in Delta.
Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by policy12: 2:17pm On Dec 22, 2017
Jesusgirl92:
lol... Naaa. I schooled at the Unibadan and served in Delta.

Haa not u, look alike too much...
Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by policy12: 2:18pm On Dec 22, 2017
Jesusgirl92:
lol... Naaa. I schooled at the Unibadan and served in Delta.

U get job for an unemployed youth?
Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by Jesusgirl92(f): 2:22pm On Dec 22, 2017
policy12:


U get job for an unemployed youth?
I'm a job seeker myself hoping to get employed soon. smiley smiley
Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by policy12: 2:28pm On Dec 22, 2017
[quote author=Jesusgirl92 post=63515137]I'm a job seeker myself hoping to get employed soon. smiley smiley[/quote

Amen...did u go for Glo test?
Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by Jesusgirl92(f): 2:32pm On Dec 22, 2017
[quote author=policy12 post=63515276][/quote] Naa. I didn't.

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Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by Nobody: 5:20pm On Dec 22, 2017
congratulations. I hope to get employed too soon.
Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by willidaine(m): 12:55am On Dec 23, 2017
When Jesus says yes, No one can say no.. Congratulations brother... Pls help a fellow Nairalander

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Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by xxgig(m): 8:01am On Dec 23, 2017
onward4life:


Very soon
Ur file has reached d main desk!
Keep ur phone on.


Pls send ur cover letter and CV to:
Fabian.o@fadacresources.com
Thanks boss, i have sent it.
Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by AbuMikey(m): 8:21am On Dec 23, 2017
Congratulations Bro.
Any Job for Architect or Graphics designer?
Re: Unemployee Of The Month **life@times Of Job A Seeker** by onward4life(m): 8:55am On Dec 23, 2017
AbuMikey:
Congratulations Bro.

Any Job for Architect or Graphics designer?

Fabian.o@fadacresources.com

Just send ur cover letter and cv

Something g might just fall on ur way!

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