My Prophesies For 1/1/2018 - Politics

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My Prophesies For 1/1/2018 by LIFEisSIMPLE(op): 10:26pm On Dec 31, 2017

I am about to outdo the prophets. I am giving my prophesies that will be evident from the first day of 2018

On 1/1/2018 millions of Nigerians will queue up in filling stations trying to buy fuel at 145
On 1/1/2018 millions of Nigerians will sleep in darkness
On 1/1/2018 millions of Nigerians will give bribe to Nigerian police on their way back from xmas holidays
On 1/1/2018 millions of Nigerians will be begging for their first meal for the year
On 1/1/2018 millions of Nigerians will go to Church to thank God for making it through the hell conditions in 2017
On 1/1/2018 millions of Nigerians will for whatever reason not go to Church in fustration
On 1/1/2018 millions of Nigerians will be making new year resolution they know they cant sustain
On 1/1/2018 millions of Nigerians will see it as any other day, (struggle for survival continues)
Finally,
On 1/1/2018 i will boil yam and eat yam to justify my "i yam that i yam" prophesies grin

Re: My Prophesies For 1/1/2018 by LIFEisSIMPLE(op): 10:43pm On Dec 31, 2017

I know some people are vexing after reading the prophesies. I dey my estate come and fight me

Re: My Prophesies For 1/1/2018 by HtwoOw: 11:06pm On Dec 31, 2017

Really?

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Re: My Prophesies For 1/1/2018 by mrdipye(m): 11:27pm On Dec 31, 2017

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Re: My Prophesies For 1/1/2018 by LIFEisSIMPLE(op): 12:18am On Jan 01, 2018

yep

HtwoOw:
Really?

Re: My Prophesies For 1/1/2018 by yarimo(m): 2:01am On Jan 01, 2018

LIFEisSIMPLE:
I am about to outdo the prophets. I am giving my prophesies that will be evident from the first day of 2018

On 1/1/2018 millions of Nigerians will queue up in filling stations trying to buy fuel at 145
On 1/1/2018 millions of Nigerians will sleep in darkness
On 1/1/2018 millions of Nigerians will give bribe to Nigerian police on their way back from xmas holidays
On 1/1/2018 millions of Nigerians will be begging for their first meal for the year
On 1/1/2018 millions of Nigerians will go to Church to thank God for making it through the hell conditions in 2017
On 1/1/2018 millions of Nigerians will for whatever reason not go to Church in fustration
On 1/1/2018 millions of Nigerians will be making new year resolution they know they cant sustain
On 1/1/2018 millions of Nigerians will see it as any other day, (struggle for survival continues)
Finally,
On 1/1/2018 i will boil yam and eat yam to justify my "i yam that i yam" prophesies .

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew

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