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Nihilist:
Normally the name Emenalo would have been attracting many curses by now....

My nigga Griffon would have been posting articles from acclaimed Chelsea writers blaming the man...

Diggz for don dey shout fvck Emenalo

Conte say he no dey sign players.


Emenalo no dey around


We no get TD sef.

Brotha diggz, who we gon swear for today bruh?

Still blame Emenalo. He wrote down the list of transfer targets before he left.

Dem say Chelsea no dey spend money. Currently this season Chelsea has spent 215m if they add Carroll to it for 25m that will make this season's spending 240m

But they are paupers unlike man city

pamcode:
Guys is it possible for a Player to be Left handed and still have his preferred foot to be right? cc Nihilist,Airmark,Ibime and any one else.

Messi writes with his right.

The only lefty I know in real life writes with his left.

It's probably trainable.

Nihilist:
Low Key im not surprised Conte is going for a target man striker of the Carrol's physique.

I think hes trying to replicate the Llorente - Tevez, big man-little man combo that worked well for him at Juve.

Thats probably why he went back in for Llorente sef and why he is said to have preferred Lukaku

Morata is supposed to be that target man to hold up the ball for Hazard and othera, but the Spaniard keeps falling down into the sunken place - Lord lift him up.

Spot on! Which is why I sugggested a few posts ago (before the Andy Carroll link) that Conte should try Batman and Morata in the 3-5-2 and Hazard in a free role behind them. I do believe the system could work. However, it will not work in isolation. The WBs need to be top draw.

All that said, I find it difficult to think that Conte asked for Andy Carroll personally. I am shocked Conte even knows Andy Carroll. I see the discussion going more like "I need a big man up front for my 3-5-2 to work...........Aubameyang?" and some oga at the top replies saying "Well... Nice try....... We only have a £30m budget. How about Andy Carroll?" .....

raumdeuter:
Still blame Emenalo. He wrote down the list of transfer targets before he left.

Dem say Chelsea no dey spend money. Currently this season Chelsea has spent 215m if they add Carroll to it for 25m that will make this season's spending 240m

But they are paupers unlike man city

Your food don dey ready .....na here you go sleep for the next 2weeks....

pamcode:
Guys is it possible for a Player to be Left handed and still have his preferred foot to be right? cc Nihilist,Airmark,Ibime and any one else.

I have a few examples. I know this guy who is naturally left-handed and left-footed, he broke his left hand nastily and couldn't write with it for 6 months. He started using his right hand and got used to it ever since. Although, he can still write with his left.

I have a friend who is left-handed but right-footed when playing football.

My little daughter is left-handed but kicks with her right when I throw her a football.


Yes. It is posible.

Andy Carroll that can't even run OMG, we should go for Giroud instead of Carroll...both are trash anyway.

Chelsea is finished!!! And conte have gone mad!!!!

nateevs:
Spot on! Which is why I sugggested a few posts ago (before the Andy Carroll link) that Conte should try Batman and Morata in the 3-5-2 and Hazard in a free role behind them. I do believe the system could work. However, it will not work in isolation. The WBs need to be top draw.

All that said, I find it difficult to think that Conte asked for Andy Carroll personally. I am shocked Conte even knows Andy Carroll. I see the discussion going more like "I need a big man up front for my 3-5-2 to work...........Aubameyang?" and some oga at the top replies saying "Well. Nice try....... we only have a £30m budget, how about Andy Carroll?" .....

I honestly wonder who that person is.

Dammit, It feels so bad not to have a name to scapegoat for weird/bad transfers.

I agree that Conte might never have even heard of Carroll. That oga at the top making such silly suggestions must probably wish we never got rid of Carlton Cole.

pamcode:
Guys is it possible for a Player to be Left handed and still have his preferred foot to be right? cc Nihilist,Airmark,Ibime and any one else.

I am right-handed and left-footed, so yes.

pamcode:
Guys is it possible for a Player to be Left handed and still have his preferred foot to be right? cc Nihilist,Airmark,Ibime and any one else.

Romario is a good example.

Andy Carroll transfer is proof that Emenalo was the one making transfers in the past.

We know it's not the manager, and at least with Emenalo, we know we can expect a Demba Ba or Loic Remy not bloody Andy Carroll

Andy Carroll transfer is proof that Emenalo was the one making transfers in the past.

We know it's not the manager, and at least with Emenalo, we know we can expect a Demba Ba or Loic Remy not bloody Andy Carroll

The gods are angry with Conte.

I haven't seen any official confirmation of Carroll transfer. Una want fear me. I dey disregard that wicked rumour till I see am on BBC jare.

It's like the press are trying to tarnish the image of our club and paint us as clueless bozos by linking us with that big lump

nateevs:
I have a few examples. I know this guy who is naturally left-handed and left-footed, he broke his left hand nastily and couldn't write with it for 6 months. He started using his right hand and got used to it ever since. Although, he can still write with his left.

I have a friend who is left-handed but right-footed when playing football.

My little daughter is left-handed but kicks with her right when I throw her a football.


Yes. It is posible.

I am an example, broke my right hand when I was seven, started using left from then on, the only thing I do with my right hand is write and eat (due to my mum forcing me to so) every other thing is done with my left hand,leg. I also write with my left too.

Ibime:
I haven't seen any official confirmation of Carroll transfer. Una want fear me. I dey disregard that wicked rumour till I see am on BBC jare

It's like the press are trying to tarnish the image of our club and paint us as clueless bozos by linking us with that big lump

With the recent signings.... definitely the club is clueless...

Chelsea fans went to Carroll Ig account and started threatening him not to come to Chelsea

nezzar:
Chelsea fans went to Carroll Ig account and started threatening him not to come to Chelsea

Bwuahahahaha... I can imagine

Chelsea fans can't be choosy. Presently I will take any striker over Morata. Which is worse for a striker, bad first touch or bad last touch?

ToyinDipo:
Chelsea fans can't be choosy. Presently I will take any striker over Morata.
Which is worse for a striker, bad first touch or bad last touch?

which one is last touch again?

hardeycute:
which one is last touch again?

The one Morata has

diggz:
Bwuahahahaha... I can imagine

This is the 2nd bid coming from Conte

pamcode:
Guys is it possible for a Player to be Left handed and still have his preferred foot to be right? cc Nihilist,Airmark,Ibime and any one else.

I am left handed but mainly right footed (decent with my left foot though), a good friend of mine is right handed but slightly more left footed).
Side dominance is not fully understood but what we know is that it is influenced by both congenital and acquired factors.

afrodoc2:
I am left handed but mainly right footed (decent with my left foot though), a good friend of mine is right handed but slightly more left footed).
Side dominance is not fully understood but what we know is that it is influenced by both congenital and acquired factors.

No wonder you left no female accounts for the rest of us to follow.

Nihilist:

No wonder you left no female accounts for the rest of us to follow.

Nihilist:
No wonder you left no female accounts for the rest of us to follow.

LMAO.
The thunder that will fire you is still receiving instructions from Sango.

For the umpteenth time, those are innocent younglings that i have gathered under my canopy to shield from the vicissitudes of life and protect from ravenous wolves such as yourself and Dopejemi.

afrodoc2:
LMAO.
The thunder that will fire you is still receiving instructions from Sango.

For the umpteenth time, those are innocent younglings that i have gathered under my canopy to shield from the vicissitudes of life and protect from ravenous wolves such as yourself and Dopejemi.

Haba dockita!! When you are not voltron

If Chelsea have any sense and looking for backup striker so they can send Michy on loan before world cup, there are a plethora of options much better than Carroll without disturbing the bank account too much

eg

Recall Loic Remy
Ask West Ham for Diafra Sakho
Even ask Everton for Niasse
Ask Leicester for Iheanacho (I would actually sign him outright cos he can displace Morata sef)

Not going to price striker that West Ham are hoping and praying to get off their wagebill for free, then soon as they see Chelsea interest they start talking £20m

diggz:
Haba dockita!! When you are not voltron

I am not. What i am though is altruistic and benevolent, and my attitude towards those younglings is nothing but avuncular and compassionate.

If i was 10yrs younger and 10,000km nearer though i might have toed the line of Nihilist and Dopejemi.

Chelsea is in a sunken place

So Emenalo was the guy covering the ashiri of these Chelsea decision makers?
He has left and now the guys left in charge are acting confused.

afrodoc2:
I am not. What i am though is altruistic and benevolent, and my attitude towards those younglings is nothing but avuncular and compassionate.

If i was 10yrs younger and 10,000km nearer though i might have toed the line of Nihilist and Dopejemi.

Nihilist:
Normally the name Emenalo would have been attracting many curses by now....

My nigga Griffon would have been posting articles from acclaimed Chelsea writers blaming the man...

Diggz for don dey shout fvck Emenalo

Conte say he no dey sign players.


Emenalo no dey around


We no get TD sef.

Brotha diggz, who we gon swear for today bruh?

So because Manager suddenly resign for outlet mean say assistant or next in line nor fit assume the position of Manager or make decisions?


The fact that Conte is not involved in transfers proves that yes, The Technical Director was indeed in charge of recruitment at the club. That there is no longer a figure head to the position does not mean someone is not acting the position. Right now, the person is even doing far worse than Emenalo.