To all registered nairaland users, i'm sure we have all come across many usernames even to a point where we are able to match individual attributes and personality to a username, usually based on their comment history or how they address issues.

As a Nairaland user, obvious Administrators and moderators like seun (Creator of nairaland), lalasticlala, mynd44, tosyn2much, ben13 and the likes would definitely ring a bell based on their level of meaningful contributions and pushing posts worthwhile to front page.

However, Its not surprising to realise some usernames have been attributed to being hilarious, foolishness, spirituality, sex-dolls, snakes, meme enforcers, Romance stories, politics, to mention a few.
My friends and I came up with these lists. Oya check, laugh and add yours.

Seun - concise and comprehensive spiritual explanations
lalasticlala - snake-related story expert
Nwaamaikpe, Drinklimca - hasty irrelevant conclusions
Doctorkush - Romantic story lies
Tosyne2much - Masters in "10 reasons why" something something
Nobody - Noob saibot of Nairaland
Naijasinglegirl - Quality romance posts
NCANtaskforce - Name checkers as usual
LADYF and Co. - FTC Land grabbers. We are one all of them...

Feel free to add yours.
Let the list keep rolling



CC. mods seun lalasticlala
FP material here!

I have a feeling Nwaamaikpe is Yuzedo reincarnated. I miss oyoyo sweetus, the amuneke uto 1 of banana Iceland. The only man with 12 inches plus deek. Rita dummynick's husband. New nairalanders no go know the crazy guy.

I am the leader of the name checkers, I miss NwaAmaikpe, He's not even posting on Twitter.

NCANTaskForce:
I am the leader of the name checkers, I miss NwaAmaikpe, He's not even posting on Twitter.

Wat hv happened to Nwaamiakpe?
Wn dey ban im, he switch to Twitter.
Now he is not on Twitter, he is not on nairaland.
It is not lyk him.
Dis one is more dn ban.
Maybe DSS have pick him lyk Aunty Kemi.
He step on many toes wt his fearless mouth.
I miss dt my guy

Ma Alobam.

Speaking of Nwaamaikpe, I wont be surprised to hear that his mouth finally got him in trouble. What still baffle me is how others like Drinklimca, softorgasm, Pocoohantas, Iamsin and the likes of the terrible monikers have decided to follow the same footsteps. By their Monikers, you will know them!

My neighbors wife is always stealing my pants. Help!!

doctorkush:
My neighbors wife is always stealing my pants. Help!!

you need to start wearing boxer's shorts bro. most women don't like to steal or wear that one. lol

Ayodejioak:
To all registered nairaland users, i'm sure we have all come across many usernames even to a point where we are able to match individual attributes and personality to a username, usually based on their comment history or how they address issues.

As a Nairaland user, obvious Administrators and moderators like seun (Creator of nairaland), lalasticlala, mynd44, tosyn2much, ben13 and the likes would definitely ring a bell based on their level of meaningful contributions and pushing posts worthwhile to front page.

However, Its not surprising to realise some usernames have been attributed to being hilarious, foolishness, spirituality, sex-dolls, snakes, meme enforcers, Romance stories, politics, to mention a few.
My friends and I came up with these lists. Oya check, laugh and add yours.

Seun - concise and comprehensive spiritual explanations
lalasticlala - snake-related story expert
Nwaamaikpe, Drinklimca - hasty irrelevant conclusions
Doctorkush - Romantic story lies
Tosyne2much - Masters in "10 reasons why" something something
Nobody - Noob saibot of Nairaland
Naijasinglegirl - Quality romance posts
NCANtaskforce - Name checkers as usual
LADYF and Co. - FTC Land grabbers. We are one all of them...

Feel free to add yours.
Let the list keep rolling



CC. mods seun lalasticlala
FP material here!

yeye dey smell

Ayodejioak:


you need to start wearing boxer's shorts bro. most women don't like to steal or wear that one. lol

lol.. What if she steals it and trim it into pants


Lol...