Antonio Conte has been sacked by Chelsea after
a turbulent start to the new season. The Italian
won the Premier League at the first time of
asking in May, but had grown critical of the
club’s lack of transfer activity.



“It’s disappointing,”
the former Juventus
manager told Soccer. “I met
with Mr Abramovich on his yacht and gave
him my opinion that
he is a tight-fisted
shitebag. I guess he
was taken aback, because he pulled out a gun
and shot Vitali the translator in the face. That
made me a bit uncomfortable. Especially when
his goons were scooping bits of brain and
eyeball out of my tea.”
“But we had a frank discussion,” added Conte.
“It was hard to talk above the sound of a body
being chainsawed into quarters and stuffed into
a barrel of acid. We agreed to end our
partnership, but it was very polite. Mr
Abramovich was a perfect gentleman, if you
don’t count murdering Vitali.

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Lol ..Baba Werey

I'm Just Imagining The Movie Set The Vitali Guy That Was Shot, Butchered And Stuffed Into Acid Barrels Should Be Bakayoko ..And Then Giroud Is Trembling At One Corner Wondering If Hes Gonna End Up In Acid Barrels. Mr Abramovic Calms Him And Makes Him A Promise Only If He Can Deliver, Now Back To Conte With His Final Words ( While Stunned And Thinkering Over What The Russian Mogul Gave Him As The Last Chance) The Billionaire Heads For His Chopper And Flys Away As Conte Looked On..

Chelsea Go On To Win 3 Of Their Next 4 PL Games But Lost Out Narrowly To Barca In The UCL

Find Out What Happened In March Watch Out For Season 3

..U this aboki girl

Grape vine

Kinta Kunte or what?

My friend goan sit down

Israeljones:
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see finishing..

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Lolz sounds like a movie scene. Op will make a very good writer