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14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by AutoJoshNG(op): 10:53am On Feb 02, 2018
Nigerians would always be peculiar people.Thats what makes the country fun and distracts us from all the wahala .

If you are coming to Nigeria or Lagos for the first time , this would be very helpful.

Here are some slangs we won’t stop saying anytime soon .



Go Slow
This is the way we say “traffic jam” in Naija . I dey inside go slow .

Drop
This has two meanings, it means hailing a taxi and riding in it alone to your destination. It also means alighting from a bus or taxi.

Fockanizer
Well, nothing much to say here, its Vulcanizer people .

Rewire
“Rewire” is actually an action , the person doing the rewiring should be called an electrician , not a rewire, my country pipo !.

Bomber
Its “bumper” folks , haha .

Men In Black
This refers to the police , the popo , the Nigerian Police Force .

Agbero
This word doesnt really mean something abusive , it can be translated as “Carrier of people /carrier of crowd” .But the madness of the agberos has made the word abusive.So it means conductors, tax collectors , infact any tout and their species .

Alaye
From my little understanding of Yoruba , alaye means “the living” “alive” “lively” ,but the way its used is similar to the way Americans call their friends “nigga” or “brah” or “bro” .

Gberaa
It means “move” or “move fast” or “drive” .

Figo
Danfo slang for 500 Naira .I am still confused how they coined this name .

Shandi/Muri
Danfo slang for 20 Naira . Muri-> Muritala Mohammed on the note

Waso/Wazo
Danfo slang for 50 Naira .Coined from two out of the three major ethnic group’s intepretation of “come” .

Wa= Yoruba

Zo=Hausa

Faiba/Fiber
Danfo slang for 10 Naira

Cut Your Hand
This one cracks me up every time .It means “turn the steering wheel” .


Was I spot on ? see any errors ? add yours .

by Donald3d

https://autojosh.com/15-funny-lagos-traffic-auto-slangs/

Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by Bigbeard(m): 10:57am On Feb 02, 2018
ɮɛaʊtɨʄʊʟ ʟaɢօs. grin
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by madridguy(m): 10:58am On Feb 02, 2018
grin grin
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by ETILA100(m): 11:00am On Feb 02, 2018
your side
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by internationalman(m): 11:08am On Feb 02, 2018
one chance
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by Nobody: 11:18am On Feb 02, 2018
angry

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∆ O wa ooo... [meaning I don reach] ∆



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Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by MetroBaba1(m):
Driver, Move This Thing Joor grin
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by MetroBaba1(m): 12:25pm On Feb 02, 2018
AutoJoshNG:
Cut Your Hand
This one cracks me up every time .It means “turn the steering wheel” .
Lalasticlala, Oya Cut Your Hand Enter Front Page

Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by dust144(m): 12:41pm On Feb 02, 2018
This is Lagos.
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by money121(m):
Oshaa prapra (mean brand new)

Eko lo pe ibi grin grin
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by adisabarber(m): 12:42pm On Feb 02, 2018
Pilot - Driver
Owo load -Loading levy
paro lo - Move on
Askari - police
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by Kingdolo(m): 12:42pm On Feb 02, 2018
Wetin i wan carry slangs do huh
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by nams77: 12:42pm On Feb 02, 2018
Teto the car small/ March the teto
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by dayleke: 12:42pm On Feb 02, 2018
Na today?
No be Lagos alone joor..

Some or most na Naija terms...

Sorry, na Mod made it seem like Lagos with the heading
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by Shayneward1: 12:43pm On Feb 02, 2018
Ole!!
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by Harddiskng(m):
Looks like this bus is going to reach front-page. Make i just chill for here.
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by Pavore9: 12:45pm On Feb 02, 2018
"Wole pelu change o" gets me angry! angry
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by Nobody: 12:45pm On Feb 02, 2018
I think Kala Is N5....
I don comot gidi lose touch wt all dose cranking slangs.. I can't even do ordinary road crossing again.. Abuja pedestrian bridge don kamm me down...

Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by softMarket(m): 12:45pm On Feb 02, 2018
Cut your hand dis side grin grin

No no no, wait!!!

Cum bak small, dey cum, dey cum

if u hear Gbaa!!!! u stop! grin grin
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by idris4eva(m): 12:46pm On Feb 02, 2018
Aja 4


Meaning run as fast as u can
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by DONADAMS(m): 12:46pm On Feb 02, 2018
eko oni baje
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by sotall(m): 12:47pm On Feb 02, 2018
Ok
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by Austinoiz(m): 12:48pm On Feb 02, 2018
Madness on the street like likode!
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by Iamthoney(m): 12:48pm On Feb 02, 2018
In erigga's voice "Erigga u ehn fuckhernicer I just dey pump her tyre vulcanizer"

Eko o ni babe
O baje ti
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by AustineCJ: 12:48pm On Feb 02, 2018
One chance. ....APC Body language ......Buhari
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by blackfase(m): 12:48pm On Feb 02, 2018
@op, u got 7.5/10. Wazo coined from wazobia, which is d representation of d 3 major tribes as embedded on d 50 naira note. Oya clap for yourself
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by passionatebae: 12:49pm On Feb 02, 2018
Op u be omo ita meaning outside child.
Cos na only Motor park slang na im full here.
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by Toflez(m): 12:49pm On Feb 02, 2018
is FIGO not referred to as #50
Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by Donald3d(m):
grin

Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by MTKbudapest(m): 12:53pm On Feb 02, 2018
Shadow: to pick passengers along.
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