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Man's Manhood Disappears After Lending A Woman A Pen In A Bank [photo] - Crime - Nairaland

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Man's Manhood Disappears After Lending A Woman A Pen In A Bank [photo] by Swiftlee(op):
Men please be very careful o. MAN'S MANHOOD disappeared after lending a woman a pen in the bank today, I am an eye witness! Today in the bank at Isolo, Lagos, a man lends a young rich woman a pen and instantly his manhood got missing. The man couldn't notice until few minutes, this prompted the man to shout for help within the banking Hall. The people around couldn't believe their ears until they confirmed that the manhood actually disappeared. The securities and some men have to run after the woman. Luckily, she was found outside, about to start her car. When apprehended the woman claimed that she didn't take the man's manhood.

After serious interrogation and serious beating the woman confessed that the manhood is in a calabash in the car boot. When the car boot was opened they found the calabash and asked her to open it. The moment the woman opened the calabash she disappeared both she and the car. This caused an uproar in the area, police has been invited to track the woman. From CCTV evidence and records the woman's name is said to be Florence. The man whose manhood got missing has been crying since afternoon and several Pastors and Alfas have been praying to God to restore the manhood. The man and many others who were eye witnesses have been detained at Area F for further interrogation and questioning. These are some of the nightmares i used to have in the afternoon whenever I didn't eat before going to bed.
Its serious ooo grin grin grin Mod, I caught you unawares..let's catch others..Its Friday..let's have fun!
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Re: Man's Manhood Disappears After Lending A Woman A Pen In A Bank [photo] by Zanas: 11:33pm On Feb 02, 2018
Police detained both the victim and eyewitnesses at Area F? What happened to inviting them to give an account of what they saw? why detain them? Shithole police and their crude ways of doing things
Re: Man's Manhood Disappears After Lending A Woman A Pen In A Bank [photo] by konshency(m): 11:38pm On Feb 02, 2018
don't trust nobody cuz the world is cold.....
Re: Man's Manhood Disappears After Lending A Woman A Pen In A Bank [photo] by alexmaye(m): 11:38pm On Feb 02, 2018
Seriously this country is turning to another thing
Re: Man's Manhood Disappears After Lending A Woman A Pen In A Bank [photo] by Pappyto: 11:40pm On Feb 02, 2018
Lies everywhere....
Op! what's the title of your story?
Re: Man's Manhood Disappears After Lending A Woman A Pen In A Bank [photo] by Samusu(m): 11:40pm On Feb 02, 2018
Story Story
Re: Man's Manhood Disappears After Lending A Woman A Pen In A Bank [photo] by HOLYDICK(m): 11:41pm On Feb 02, 2018
Ogbeni shocked

Re: Man's Manhood Disappears After Lending A Woman A Pen In A Bank [photo] by Nobody:
Zanas:
Police detained both the victim and eyewitnesses at Area F? What happened to inviting them to give an account of what they saw? why detain them? Shithole police and their crude ways of doing things
op said d story is a joke, dont sweat
Re: Man's Manhood Disappears After Lending A Woman A Pen In A Bank [photo] by heendrix(m): 11:57pm On Feb 02, 2018
indeed

so na so manhood dey take disappear just as easy as that undecided

Re: Man's Manhood Disappears After Lending A Woman A Pen In A Bank [photo] by Juell(m): 6:53am On Feb 03, 2018
grin most of those who commented didn't read de story b4 commenting
Re: Man's Manhood Disappears After Lending A Woman A Pen In A Bank [photo] by Gudfrie(m): 7:31am On Feb 03, 2018
Juell:
grin most of those who commented didn't read de story b4 commenting
So what did you just did?
Re: Man's Manhood Disappears After Lending A Woman A Pen In A Bank [photo] by AdolfHitlerxXx: 11:15am On Feb 03, 2018
If you lend your prick to Eudoxie Yao...it would disappear.

No abracadabra necessary grin

Re: Man's Manhood Disappears After Lending A Woman A Pen In A Bank [photo] by dingbang(m): 1:14pm On Feb 03, 2018
Lol even from the beginning, I knew the story was fake
Re: Man's Manhood Disappears After Lending A Woman A Pen In A Bank [photo] by meekah: 9:49pm On Feb 03, 2018
YOUR JOKE IS QUITE EXPENSIVE ANYBODY THAT DID DO A THOROUGH READING OF YOUR SO CAL JOKE WHO PICK ON IT AND STARTT SPRADING FAKE NEWS AS IF IS TRUISM THEREBY RAISING UNECCESARY ANXIENT IN SOCIETY.
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