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Woman Narrates What Happened When She Acted Dead To Her Kids by Ayodele70(op): 3:09pm On Feb 15, 2018
A mum took to social media to reveal what her kids did when she played dead to them.

According to her, she has three kids all between the ages of 6-13.

She had played dead the night before and upon checking and assuming she was dead, they decided to call the police but instead went out to play.

She wrote;

I know this is weird but have y’all ever tested your kids to see what they would do in a state of emergency? My kids are 6,6,1,3 . So i was really tired last night i laid down they was being loud then they came in my room i played dead . Held my breath. My son says “damn what the Bleep she dead nuney” (i had to stop myself from laughing & knocking his other tooth out) so nuney says well yu get Levi I’ll get Kori and I’ll call the police on my phone . They check me again then leave the room . Moments later i heard a lot of noise I’m like wtf but i ain’t get up . THESE MFAS DIDNT CALL NOBODY I HEARD ALL THEY ASS OUTSIDE ON SCOOTERS BIKES STROLLERS SKATEBOARDS THEY HAD THE WHOLE NINE OUTSIDE . I hop up look out my window they got hats coats gloves just having a good ole time . So i said “get tf in here” this mfa Khamari said “oh shit we forgot to calll the police” ��

https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/02/woman-narrates-happened-acted-dead-kids.html

Cc; lalasticlala

Re: Woman Narrates What Happened When She Acted Dead To Her Kids by overdrive(m): 3:20pm On Feb 15, 2018
cheesy.God bless all children!!!
Re: Woman Narrates What Happened When She Acted Dead To Her Kids by Nobody: 3:22pm On Feb 15, 2018
Her kids have no feelings.. I pity her future
Re: Woman Narrates What Happened When She Acted Dead To Her Kids by MsFaith: 3:41pm On Feb 15, 2018
Innocent kids
Re: Woman Narrates What Happened When She Acted Dead To Her Kids by crackhaus:
- Her son said, "damn what the fvck she dead nuney".

- She got up later, looked out the window and said to them, "get the fvck in here".

- Khamari then said, "oh shiit we forgot to call the police".

- To sum it all up, she also refers to her kids as MFAs.


If this is how they talk in that house, it's no surprise the children don't care about a dying/dead mother. Lack of proper training and gross indiscipline abound.
Either this or her story is completely made up.
Re: Woman Narrates What Happened When She Acted Dead To Her Kids by Donald3d(m): 4:47pm On Feb 15, 2018
grin grin grin
Re: Woman Narrates What Happened When She Acted Dead To Her Kids by Horlubunmmy: 5:17pm On Feb 15, 2018
What's the meaning of MFAhuh
Re: Woman Narrates What Happened When She Acted Dead To Her Kids by MrImole: 5:19pm On Feb 15, 2018
crackhaus:
- Her son said, "damn what the fvck she dead nuney".

- She got up later, looked out the window and said to them, "get the fvck in here".

- Khamari then said, "oh shiit we forgot to call the police".

- To sum it all up, she also refers to her kids as MFAs.


If this is how they talk in that house, it's no surprise the children don't care about a dying/dead mother. Lack of proper training and gross indiscipline abound.
Either this or her story is completely made up.
Please, what is MFA?
Re: Woman Narrates What Happened When She Acted Dead To Her Kids by crackhaus: 5:31pm On Feb 15, 2018
MrImole:
Please, what is MFA?
Muthafvckerz
Re: Woman Narrates What Happened When She Acted Dead To Her Kids by kevoh(m): 5:31pm On Feb 15, 2018
MrImole:
Please, what is MFA?
Horlubunmmy:
What's the meaning of MFAhuh
Mhurderfhucker!
Re: Woman Narrates What Happened When She Acted Dead To Her Kids by Horlubunmmy: 5:46pm On Feb 15, 2018
kevoh:
Mhurderfhucker!
Nawao!!! Imagine the words she use in calling her kids.
Re: Woman Narrates What Happened When She Acted Dead To Her Kids by enabledgoddess(f): 8:33pm On Feb 15, 2018
This story is made up. Unbelievable kids using such gross language ?
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