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Sule Lamido on President Buhari: The Death of NigeriaBy Pius AdesanmiI have on occasion chastised the Nigerian media, especially Premium Times and Channels TV, for offering prestigious platforms to EFCC graduates and assorted political recidivists to wade in on national affairs, interviewing and seeking their opinion on national issues, thereby normalizing and legitimizing them.Sule Lamido is a career EFCC indictee with an illustrious legacy of looting under his cap. He finished off Jigawa as Lamido & Sons. He should not be receiving national airtime and his presidential declaration on Saturday ought to be treated as a marginal joke to be discussed only in the warrens of Dutse. To be fair to Premium Times, they mentioned his EFFCC rap sheet this time in their coverage of his presidential declaration. Allah be praised.Given my sentiments about political recidivists on national stage, it would appear odd that I am devoting an entire op-ed, even if negative, to Sule Lamido. I plead guilty. I crave your indulgence to make this one exception and reflect on Sule Lamido before we consign him once and for all – if Premium Times and Channels TV allow us – to the bottom of the dustbin of history.What he had to say at his presidential declaration rally on Saturday is of national significance and should be taken seriously as a teachable moment if we are ever to understand the deleterious instincts and perverse mental universe which continue to make it impossible for Nigeria to quit the state of nature and make baby steps towards civilization.Listen to Sule Lamido, speaking to the crowd at his presidential declaration. He is establishing why he is infinitely more qualified than the incumbent, Mohammadu Buhari, to be President:“The 2019 presidential election is undoubtedly going to be between an original Fulani man and a fake Fulani man ‎ who was governor and minister at different times.”The original Fulani man, the pure blood, is, of course, Sule Lamido. The fake Fulani man is Mohammadu Buhari. Lamido is not done yet. He is a thorough man. According to Premium Times, to leave nobody in any doubt about Buhari’s ethnic impurity and, therefore, his unworthiness ofthe Presidency, Lamido spoke in Fulfulde and challenged Buhari to translate his sentences, guaranteeing his audience that Buhari could notdo it because he is not a real Fulani man.Lamido is also of course implying that Buhari is not a pure Fulani man because he is from Katsina and there has been a lot of blood mixture along the way. Lamido is performing the one-drop rule on Buhari and Buhari has been found wanting. Buhari’s blood has most probably mixedwith one drop of inferior Hausa blood along the way – something unacceptable to this Fulani ethnic and racial-supremacist slowpoke. (Wikipedia is your friend. Check out the terrible history of the one-drop rule in segregationist and racial supremacist USA)No adult Nigerian can claim not to be familiar with Fulani ethnic superiorist discourse which at various times in our chequered postcolonial history has often dovetailed into outright racist condescension for every other ethnicity, starting with the Hausa, their favorite punching bag.No adult Nigerian can claim not to have been marked by the political consequences of these ethno-superiorist inclinations for the intractablefault lines of our national being and experience have been fed since 1960 by the will to domination (fed by unquenchable racism as expressed by Lamido) and the will to resistance. The tension generated is of course further fed by Igbo and Yoruba ethnic supremacist discourse for those too must be acknowledged and condemned.If we are on familiar terrain, why are Lamido’s statements so galling? Why does his stupidity merit evaluation? It is surprising that somebody can still openly mount a podium in February 2018 (this is the 21st century for Allah’s sake!) and declare that ethnic purity - the purest Fulani blood line – is the first pre-condition for the Presidency of Nigeria! I was hoping that Sule Lamido would eventually meet his comeuppance and rot in jail after a fair corruption trial but now I think we should put him in a zoo as an exhibit of the worst form of racism.It could be that he feels emboldened to come out now that we are in theage of Trump and white ethnic supremacists in the United States and Europe.The real tragedy is that it must take extreme stupidity and mental laziness to run to ethno-racist politics as the basis for undermining Buhari’s potential run in 2019.Nobody has made the case against Buhari better than Buhari. He is a colossal failure, a nightmare from which Nigeria needs to awake in 2019,after sending him to Daura, never to be heard from again.You can delegitimize Buhari because of his irredeemable clannishness, failure to fly, and failure to deliver. He has betrayed every promise he embodied and set Nigeria back by a century. He has failed on the economic, security, and socio-politicalfronts. He is also a failure on ethics, ethos, and morality, his words always dissonant with his actions. His war on corruption is a sick joke. His integrity has turned out to be a puff of powder. He superintends a state of anomie. He set out on a foolish, self-destruct course the moment he won the election. He is supremely arrogant and doesn’t care. Nigeria is on autopilot with him. He has no clue. Buhari is hubris surrounded by hubris and corruption.The only sphere where Buhari is working is among the shrinking fundamentalist clan of Buharideens but one has nothing to say to them this late in the day.I can unpack each of these statements with copious, empirical details and facts – as I will indeed be doing in several op-eds leading to 2019. These are arguments and submissions easily available to Sule Lamido to effectively demolish Buhari. But he is too mentally lazy, too intellectuallyshallow, and too sold on proto-Nazi, proto-fascist Fulani racial supremacist fantasies.I have entitled this intervention the death of Nigeria for two principal reasons. First is the fact that this is 2018 but a man with an EFCC rap sheet as hefty as Lamido’s can still openly run for President. Boys born when our Senate President, Bukola Saraki, started building his own EFCCcorruption portfolio are now producing spermatozoa and running after girls in our University campuses. People with active and expansive EFCC portfolios stroll casually from court appearances to run for office, the standard morality among the wretched citizens they steal from being, “he has not yet been found guilty.”My father and his generation had other ideas about morality and ethics. “How did you even find yourself in a position or situation where you are accused of so and so in the first place”? This used to be my father’s question, the foundation of his morality. Today, we have a generation ready to die for looters because they are yet to be found guilty. Looters end up perorating on national TV. Recently, James Ibori weighed in on national affairs, advising Nigerians to register to vote because that is theonly way they can hold their leaders accountable. And Jesus wept for Nigeria!That they bear the stain of official indictment is not enough to disqualify them from aspiring to the solemnity of office according to our regnant national morality. Once I grumbled on Twitter that James Ibori and Bode George are constantly being interviewed and normalized by our journalists. I was reprimanded by furious citizens who reminded me that the two men have done their time – one was pardoned – and they must now be allowed to regain their place and space in the schemeof things. Make dem no talk again? I shook my head and felt pity for thisgeneration.Second is the fact that a primitive Fulani ethnic supremacist is still openly canvassing Fulani blood purity as the most important qualification for the Nigerian Presidency. If you are an adult Nigerian, you know that we are just lucky that Sule Lamido spoke openly. There are hundreds of thousands more in the closet where that came from. I should know. I am after all a northerner, a human pawn in the corrupt game of numbers that these ethnic supremacists play to have a larger share of the spoils of the centre in our sick unitary system.I have only one message for Sule Lamido and his Fulani supremacist ilk. You guys are joking. This is 2018 – an age whose ethos are at variance with your primitive ethno-feudalistimaginaries of Nigerian nationhood.Guys like you will always have totally irreverent guys like me to contend with. There is no shortage of voices like me in the national sphere of discourse and you can’t do jack about us for we are not beholden to any Nigerian one percenter.One more bad news for you: we have a national audience that you also can do nothing about. We are always ready to treat your Bleep up, transfer your stupidity to the intellectual public terrain and dissect it for the whole world to see.You have two sons facing corruption charges with you. Continue to brandish Fulfulde and exclude Buhari from your puritanical Fulani imaginary. Continue to dream of a Nigerian vassaldom that you will handover to your two boys and their generation, where every non-Fulani blood in Nigeria shall be inferior to them and be their slaves.May God spare your life and make you live long, very long, long enough to see that there shall be no such unfair, unjust, unfree, and unequal Nigeria for your sons to inherit.Those you crudely oppress today in the North and the rest of the country will never allow your children to have a future in an unfree Nigeria but you guys are simply too dumb to read the tea leaves.Yours is now effectively the case of the man who steals the King’s drum.Where will he beat it? Your only choice is to allow the free, just, and fair Nigeria that we are fighting for to emerge, where a man shall not be judged by the purity of his blood and the pursuit of happiness shall not be guaranteed only for one percenters and their children.Purge yourselves of your Fulani supremacist bullshit if you want Nigeria to augur well for your children.Until you get it, we shall continue to enter the same trouser with you and your ilk. Pikin wey say im mama no go sleep…Shior.

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Plus is one of those people that sold Buhari to the gullible. He has disappeared following the disaster that followed that decision.

He has again surfaced from nowhere to again try to mold opinion of gullible people.

What has he said about Buhari's performance since after the last elections? What has he said about the herdsmen attacks across the country?

Nigerians should beware of people like this.

Omeokachie:
Plus is one of those people that sold Buhari to the gullible. He has disappeared following the disaster that followed that decision.

He has again surfaced from nowhere to again try to mold opinion of gullible people.

What has he said about Buhari's performance since after the last elections? What has he said about the herdsmen attacks across the country?

Nigerians should beware of people like this.

I hope you didn't skip this section "Nobody has made the case against Buhari better than Buhari. He is a colossal failure, a nightmare from which Nigeria needs to awake in 2019,after sending him to Daura, never to be heard from again.You can delegitimize Buhari because of his irredeemable clannishness, failure to fly, and failure to deliver. He has betrayed every promise he embodied and set Nigeria back by a century. He has failed on the economic, security, and socio-politicalfronts. He is also a failure on ethics, ethos, and morality, his words always dissonant with his actions. His war on corruption is a sick joke. His integrity has turned out to be a puff of powder. He superintends a state of anomie. He set out on a foolish, self-destruct course the moment he won the election. He is supremely arrogant and doesn’t care. Nigeria is on autopilot with him. He has no clue. "

Pavore9:
I hope you didn't skip this section "Nobody has made the case against Buhari better than Buhari. He is a colossal failure, a nightmare from which Nigeria needs to awake in 2019,after sending him to Daura, never to be heard from again.You can delegitimize Buhari because of his irredeemable clannishness, failure to fly, and failure to deliver. He has betrayed every promise he embodied and set Nigeria back by a century. He has failed on the economic, security, and socio-politicalfronts. He is also a failure on ethics, ethos, and morality, his words always dissonant with his actions. His war on corruption is a sick joke. His integrity has turned out to be a puff of powder. He superintends a state of anomie. He set out on a foolish, self-destruct course the moment he won the election. He is supremely arrogant and doesn’t care. Nigeria is on autopilot with him. He has no clue. "

Read up on reverse psychology and you will understand what he is playing at. His attack is to shot down Lamido's chances while making Buhari look like the lesser evil.

Omeokachie:
Read up on reverse psychology and you will understand what he is playing at. His attack is to shot down Lamido's chances while making Buhari look like the lesser evil.

Read up on reserve psychology? Bros, I studied counselling psychology. Your perception is that he makes Buhari a lesser evil but mine is that he sees neither Buhari nor Lamido fit for the office of the President.

Pavore9:
Read up on reserve psychology? Bros, I studied counselling psychology. Your perception is that he makes Buhari a lesser evil but mine is that he sees neither Buhari nor Lamido fit for the office of the President.

Good to know.
If you know the antecedents of Pius, theb you will understand what game he is trying to play here (again).

Omeokachie:
Good to know.
If you know the antecedents of Pius, theb you will understand what game he is trying to play here (again).

I have always followed his writing and when he packaged Buhari as the best and now positioned that he is a failure which is an admission.

Pavore9:
I have always followed his writing and when he packaged Buhari as the best and now positioned that he is a failure which is an admission.

Timing is key. You don't just show up in an election year to start lampooning a strong opponent of a man you propped up in the last elections, while throwing feeble jab at your last candidate to give a false sense of balance.
Pius is being clever by half and some of us are not fooled to forget the part he played in foistering a failure on the nation. I will continue to call out his like.

Omeokachie:
Timing is key. You don't just show up in an election year to start lampooning a strong opponent of a man you propped up in the last elections, while throwing feeble jab at your last candidate to give a false sense of balance.
Pius is being clever by half and some of us are not fooled to forget the part he played in foistering a failure on the nation. I will continue to call out his like.

Critical thinking, what chance does Lamido stand in getting the PDP ticket? It is only when he is the flag bearer of PDP can we convincingly say he is Buhari's opposed.

Pavore9:
Critical thinking, what chance does Lamido stand in getting the PDP ticket? It is only when he is the flag bearer of PDP can we convincingly say he is Buhari's opposed.

To borrow your word..."Critical thinking", why is Pius (a known admirer and supporter of Buhari) afraid of Lamido? Do they see him as a threat that must be neutralized early in the race? Critical thinking.

Omeokachie:
To borrow your word..."Critical thinking", why is Pius (a known admirer and supporter of Buhari) afraid of Lamido? Do they see him as a threat that must be neutralized early in the race? Critical thinking.

If he has written about Atiku, won't the same be said? For me, Buhari,Atiku, Lamido and their iks have nothing developmental to offer Nigeria but only the self-satisfaction that they got the office despite their "haters".

Pavore9:
If he has written about Atiku, won't the same be said? For me, Buhari,Atiku, Lamido and their iks have nothing developmental to offer Nigeria but only the self-satisfaction that they got the office despite their "haters".

Ofcause the same would have been said because the point is about him attacking opponents of his preferred choice (Buhari), whilst tactfully making himself AWOL in the face of the mal-administration of Buhari he helped propped up.

Good to know that you consider the old relics as not good enough for the future of the country.

What could have shown some atonement for Pius would be to acknowledge his mistake and turn away from it, and not to come out all fun blazing to attack another relic while shielding his failed relic!
He is just doing a repeat of the role he played in the last elections and people should make sure they are not fooled again.


I bow out at this stage, so as not to colonize the thread. Nice debate though.