BushWickBill:


Bros, na so I see am.

Na Lana1 tell me say him don log out from laptop, you no see that gif?

It was hilarious

Should've waited till 90 mins before trolling

Chelseafan1:


Lol, u dey follow their romance back then?

The guy disturb Romance s3ction dt year o

Na why we dey call am afin, obobo, albino.. Carry Mod work for head like say na ritual money dem dey pay am, we were shocked AF how he could attract such a fine lady like ogugua, 2012 and 2013 when Romance section was my abode, this fucka frustrated my life and when he had problems with S3.un, the whole section rejoiced and sang unto the Lord Now he wanders around like a stray cow

dopeJemi:


Na why we dey call am afin, obobo, albino.. Carry Mod work for head like say na ritual money dem dey pay am, we were shocked AF how he could attract such a fine lady like ogugua, 2012 and 2013 when Romance section was my abode, this fucka frustrated my life and when he had problems with S3.un, the whole section rejoiced and sang unto the Lord Now he wanders around like a stray cow

Lmfao....yh, I can relate to this.

U remember that their picture wey Ogugua come naija come see am, dem hang out dey chop Suya, I think I still have it on my phone.

The guy na real weyrey, he was a thorn in the flesh of most of those romancelanders then.

How are you sure she dumped him?

The girl like am then o, or so I think.

Lana1:
No be today una dey play Barca sef...

Ok. Until next week then..

They get crystal palace this weekend na. Crystal can't afford to lose that match and they have a manager that is looking for the sack.

Be of good cheers brother, I can see another party on the horizon

nateevs:



Alhaji, as much as you want to claim glory in this moment for highlighting negatives about Morata, you repeatedly highlighted alternative positives about Bellotti. Where is Bellotti now? But what does that make you?

Some thought we should have bought Lacazette. Imagine what that would have been? In fact, I bet some fellas on here are reaching for their old posts on Aubameyang and attempting to delete after seeing reality.

What's my point ? So far, I do not believe buying Morata was a mistake. Not as much as you like to make us think. I agree that Morata has not covered himself in glory. Especially with the Arsenal game, he was poor and really has given you ammunition to be very vocal (because for a long time you were forced to be silent), the plain truth is that none of the alternatives recommended on here would have fared any better going by what the the last 8 months have shown us - Bellotti, Lacazatte, Auba. So I will try to thread with caution. (Watch the Lukaku fan club show up at this moment).

The other truth is that since that Arsenal game, Morata has not had any meaningful impact on our season to cause any active derailment. Unless you are arguing that his absence caused this. But that will be completely contradictory to the point you are trying to make. The main cause of our derailment this season would have happened with or without Morata. The fact that you repeat it many times does not make it true. It seems true because there is no appetite for counter argument and perhaps at this moment, no justifiable resistance.



To the main point, No it is not a lie. You only think it is a lie because you don't like him. The funny thing is that you are unconsciously having the same discussions about Hazard.

Most Chelsea fans think that with better midfielders, Hazard will be better. And many of us argue this with passion. The likes of Dayo, A40, and other distinguished fellas from other teams tell us, amongst other things........ "the only difference between Hazard and Morata is that Hazard is not falling down like fido dido, he is also having horrible games, hiding in games, not turning up when he needs to, posting below-par numbers, fedding off other people's glory........look at the flipping numbers, if you had better midfielders, Hazard will still not post better performaces.....did he last year?" And just like you, they will go on to say, "so on top of the money you spent on Hazard, you still need millions more to make him shine?"


Does it make this line of argument true, the fact that it is repeated every match day? Take your pick.


So seriously you would actually trade in Morata for Benzema because Zidane did this and that? Unless you are completely crazy, no phucking way you respond with YES. But what does that make of Zidane and what does that make of Morata ?

thank you for this.

Leyqute:
Pa NihiLLL logged out from phone, to laptop and straight into the wiLLLderness.

Skimpledawg, will your guy ever be back from the wiLLLLderness? "Eating wild locust and honey with uncombed uncut hair and animal skin?"

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BushWickBill you're not okay o

Hahhahahah

Let Egbon nihilist be na. How many days did Christ spend in the wilderness?

Just 3 days in the wilderness, you, elr.ony, lar.ride and bushwickbill won't let him concentrate on his spiritual journey

raumdeuter:


Good reasoning but to some people Hazard is untouchable, He can never be criticized even when he is delivering below whats expectged of a player who earns as much as he does

One cannot just be hypocritical and continue to shy away from the truth.

If Hazard at 27 with the potentials cum talent at his disposal is not replicating and bringing forth performances that is a function of his gifts and failing to live up to expectations, then, when will he Why the hype

Greatihex:


If he does all that and it does not help in getting a trophy in any way, will you say he has made an impact to the team?

He should do that first....

Trophies always accompany such output.

Skimpledawg:

Hahhahahah

Let Egbon nihilist be na. How many days did Christ spend in the wilderness?

Just 3 days in the wilderness, you, elr.ony, lar.ride and bushwickbill won't let him concentrate on his spiritual journey

Which spiritual journey?

The one he embarked on after ranting on our thread because Crystal Palace took a 2-nil lead?

That is more of a spiritual exile and exorcism. Maybe he will have an epiphany.

Chelseafan1:


Lmfao....yh, I can relate to this.

U remember that their picture wey Ogugua come naija come see am, dem hang out dey chop Suya, I think I still have it on my phone.

The guy na real weyrey, he was a thorn in the flesh of most of those romancelanders then.

How are you sure she dumped him?

The girl like am then o, or so I think.

How can I forget, and guys been dey crush on the babe that time


Shey na him come dey tell another babe Hi for here, girl wey he go probably use like 10 years senior, She don dump am

I don die ooo

That last statement tho

nateevs:

Alhaji, as much as you want to claim glory in this moment for highlighting negatives about Morata, you repeatedly highlighted alternative positives about Bellotti. Where is Bellotti now? But what does that make you?

This is a question i expect from people like lordfalcao. Belotti was doing fine before he got injured. I remember posting a world class goal he scored here that period. He got injured and it's unfortunate he was rushed back by his club. This is a type of injury that stopped players like amunike from football. Are you asking about belotti, because you thought he would have got injured also at chelsea? This question is irrelevant.

nateevs:

Some thought we should have bought Lacazette. Imagine what that would have been? In fact, I bet some fellas on here are reaching for their old posts on Aubameyang and attempting to delete after seeing reality.

What's my point ? So far, I do not believe buying Morata was a mistake. Not as much as you like to make us think. I agree that Morata has not covered himself in glory. Especially with the Arsenal game, he was poor and really has given you ammunition to be very vocal (because for a long time you were forced to be silent),

This is another lie, silent for long time, when?. Against man utd at stamford bridge, he missed a sitter and i was here pointing it out, despite scoring. United nearly equalised, when he was supposed to have put the game to bed for us. Against west ham, against liverpool, united and other games he was bullied bro. Arsenal's game wasn't the only game his rubbish play ruined for us.

When i posted that time that he was notorious for missing big chances, you were the one telling us stories how nobody is perfect. You should go and tell shevy who came out few days ago to criticise morata.

nateevs:

the plain truth is that none of the alternatives recommended on here would have fared any better going by what the the last 8 months have shown us - Bellotti, Lacazatte, Auba.

You can't conclude on a striker who wasn't doing badly before his recurring injury. No expert will do that. Are you saying he would have been injured like that and had a bad season too at chelsea? Come on sir, don't analyse players' performances like lordfalcao.

nateevs:


[b]The other truth is that since that Arsenal game, Morata has not had any meaningful impact on our season to cause any active derailment. [/b]Unless you are arguing that his absence caused this.

This is ridiculous. Do you know why conte refused to use him after his debacle against united? So his losing possession by falling down, didn't affect us in that match and in extension our derailment? Conte refusing to start him against city speaks volume to me bro.

nateevs:


The main cause of our derailment this season would have happened with or without Morata.

That's fallacious, you couldn't even back the statement up with facts. Are you saying missing big chances and falling up and down would have happened to other striker at chelsea too. This is absurd. In fact, if we had bought lukaku instead of your spanish fido dido, we would have fared better, he would have held possession better for us upfront and push our opponents on back foot, relieving our midfielders of pressure.

nateevs:


To the main point, No it is not a lie. You only think it is a lie because you don't like him. The funny thing is that you are unconsciously having the same discussions about Hazard.

Most Chelsea fans think that with better midfielders, Hazard will be better. And many of us argue this with passion.

Hazard is good and could be better with better players supporting him. Morata was/is poor and failing to do basic things a chelsea striker shouldn't be found wanting in. My saying he would get bullied before coming to chelsea, was based on the fact that i know the system we play at chelsea, the rigour of epl and i watched morata's matches last season, unlike most of you.

Don't ever use hazard's situation and juxtapose with morata's bros. New players won't teach morata how to keep the ball or finish clinically.

nateevs:

"the only difference between Hazard and Morata is that Hazard is not falling down like fido dido, he is also having horrible games, hiding in games, not turning up when he needs to, posting below-par numbers, fedding off other people's glory........look at the flipping numbers, if you had better midfielders, Hazard will still not post better performaces.....did he last year?" And just like you, they will go on to say, "so on top of the money you spent on Hazard, you still need millions more to make him shine?"

Please don't muddle things up in order to sound brilliant or find an excuse for morata. Was morata played out of position like hazard? Hazard's game has been distrupted because of the uselessness of morata this season. He has been playing out of his comfortable position because if morata is not having a back pain for three months, he would be falling up and down, putting the team under incessant pressure on the pitch.

Last season when we had a proper striker suitable for our system, we saw hazard and we knew the quality he brought to the team from his preferred position. Hazard started having poor games when he was asked to help the mumu striker from his sunken place, all sensible chelsea fans know this egbon.

nateevs:

[/b] And just like you, they will go on to say, "so on top of the money you spent on Hazard, you still need millions more to make him shine?"
Does it make this line of argument true, the fact that it is repeated every match day? Take your pick.

Hazard's first season, he did very well for us posting good numbers, so i don't know what you are talking about here. Hazard helped us to win epl twice, he did his job, he wasn't horrible. Morata should do his job first and we would know he would have done better with better players around. We won epl last season, suddenly we need to buy many new players before our striker could bury his numerous big chances. Bad workman's excuses everywhere.

nateevs:


So seriously you would actually trade in Morata for Benzema because Zidane did this and that? Unless you are completely crazy, no phucking way you respond with YES. But what does that make of Zidane and what does that make of Morata ?

Dayo raumdeuter, egbon nateevs wants you to clear the air, why you and algerian zidane prefer benzema.

Guys it seems Mahrez don quit football

This is from his Facebook page


After the last consultation with many doctors, I’ve decided to stay away from football ,As my time as a football player comes to an end , I would like to say few words.I want to thank everybody for the kindness and support they have shown me in this incredible city , you will be always in my heart .

diggz:


And how long was this long time precisely? Where you at anytime cautioned to wait till season ends?

Why do I feel like this is an old post being posted again?

Hmmmm......

I just tire o.

neezar:
Guys it seems Mahrez don quit football

This is from his Facebook page


After the last consultation with many doctors, I’ve decided to stay away from football ,As my time as a football player comes to an end , I would like to say few words.I want to thank everybody for the kindness and support they have shown me in this incredible city , you will be always in my heart .

They hacked his facebook account according to his club.

airmark:


I just tire o.



They hacked his facebook account according to his club.

Oh....Was shocked oo

neezar:
Guys it seems Mahrez don quit football

This is from his Facebook page


After the last consultation with many doctors, I’ve decided to stay away from football ,As my time as a football player comes to an end , I would like to say few words.I want to thank everybody for the kindness and support they have shown me in this incredible city , you will be always in my heart .

omo na so i see am o can it b 4 real?

Na one bicycle kick wey Belloti score for August na him make am dey score 5 goals all season till now.

All these ogbeche bicycle kick supporter

raumdeuter:
Na one bicycle kick wey Belloti score for August na him make am dey score 5 goals all season till now.

All these ogbeche bicycle kick supporter

Show us ogbeche's stats a season before he scored his own bicycle kick in a top league and i will bring belotti's.

Even when morata was hot for juve in serie a, your italian ogbeche outscored him, playing for an average team like torino.

lordfalcao:
watch airmark come and tell you belotti is still recovering from injury and relapse since the last 6Months.

The other day a native doctor moniker called owoagbara came here to spill rubbish how belotti scored while starting a game last three weeks or so. Belotti had gone another 3 games no show. The moniker don run.

Griffon:


Such a bad return for a supposed tiger.

Belloti 5 league goals in 1664 minutes
Morata 10 league goals in 1641mins

airmark:


Show us ogbeche's stats a season before he scored his own bicycle kick in a top league and i will bring belotti's.

Even when morata was in serie a, your italian ogbeche outscored him, playing for an average team like torino.

Belloti 5 league goals in 1664 minutes
Morata 10 league goals in 1641mins

raumdeuter:


Belloti 5 league goals in 1664 minutes
Morata 10 league goals in 1641mins

What nonsense is this? Last season or this season? Before belotti's knee injury, after or both?

All these feyingbole analyses from you ehn?

airmark:
What nonsense is this? Last season or this season? Before injury, after injury or both?

All these feyingbole analyses from you ehn?

Shey na only last season dem dey play football. This season this is both of their output

So it was from injury table that he was raking in 1600mins

2017/18 season Belloti paper tiger 5 goals in 1600 mins, Morata 10 goals in 1600mins

Griffon:


Such a bad return for a supposed tiger.

A crippled tiger will look clueless in front of an agile antelope.

''According to multiple reports from today’s training session at the Filadelfia ground, Belotti crumpled to the ground with a nasty sprain to his right knee.

He left the field in tears, suggesting this might be a very serious injury, potentially involving his ligaments - even the anterior cruciate ligament.

More tests are needed, but it’s a heavy blow for Il Gallo, who was only just getting back in shape after a month out with another sprain to that right knee on October 1.''

Why did he have bad numbers this term? Questions should be asked where needed before hurriedly concluding on stuffs dropped by one ignoramus.

raumdeuter:


[s]Shey na only last season dem dey play football. This season this is both of their output

So it was from injury table that he was raking in 1600mins

2017/18 season Belloti paper tiger 5 goals in 1600 mins, Morata 10 goals in 1600mins[/s]

I asked you simple question, which you failed to answer.

Read my reply to griffon and get educated, how players recover differently after getting injured and stop disturbing me with your ignorance.

Blackfyre:
Special Announcement today, Please stay tuned

I have been informed offline from a well meaning friend who saw my post on nairaland and i am here to correct the misperception and misinterpretation this may have had on readers.

This is to correct those who may think it's mysticism or black magic.


God speaks through a vessel or His. His being a chosen one who God uses to inhabit the body with the Holy Spirit to speak as Himself.

Thank you. Please take heed

airmark:


A crippled tiger will look clueless in front of an agile antelope.

''According to multiple reports from today’s training session at the Filadelfia ground, Belotti crumpled to the ground with a nasty sprain to his right knee.

He left the field in tears, suggesting this might be a very serious injury, potentially involving his ligaments - even the anterior cruciate ligament.

More tests are needed, but it’s a heavy blow for Il Gallo, who was only just getting back in shape after a month out with another sprain to that right knee on October 1.''

Why did he have bad numbers this term? Questions should be asked where needed before hurriedly concluding on stuffs dropped by one ignoramus.

the injury suffered on October 1 is still affecting belotti till now. The hamstring and back injury morata suffered is still affecting him. Going by your primary school logic.

lordfalcao:
the injury suffered on October 1 is still affecting belotti till now. The hamstring and back injury morata suffered is still affecting him. Going by your primary school logic.

I didn't post that for you, it was meant for griffon. He would understand the simple english words used to explain the relapse suffered in the report quoted.

When i have enough time to type 10000 words to break things down for you to comprehend, i will let you know.

Thank you and God bless.

Cadec007:
omo na so i see am o can it b 4 real?

bro please stop mentioning me in irrelevant topics ahbeg

airmark:


What nonsense is this? Last season or this season? Before belotti's knee injury, after or both?

All these feyingbole analyses from you ehn?

go and sleep. Belotti before injury 7 matches 3 goals. Check the amount of goals morata scored in his first 7 matches.

lordfalcao:
go and sleep. Belotti before injury 7 matches 3 goals. Check the amount of goals morata scored in his first 7 matches.

airmark:


When i have enough time to type 10000 words to break things down for you to comprehend, i will let you know.

Thank you and God bless.

airmark:


[s]I didn't post that for you, it was meant for griffon. He would understand the simple english words used to explain the relapse suffered in the report quoted.

When i have enough time to type 1000 words to break things down for you to comprehend, i will let you know.

Thank you and God bless.[/s]

lordfalcao:
go and sleep. Belotti before injury on october. 7 matches 3 goals. Check the amount of goals morata scored in his first 7 matches.

you are not discussing with kids

lordfalcao:
the injury suffered on October 1 is still affecting belotti till now. The hamstring and back injury morata suffered is still affecting him. Going by your primary school logic.

Na only Belotti dey injure, Morata no injure. Na injury make am score 5 goals in over 1600 mins thats one goal every 320mins thats almost 1 goal every 6hrs