₦airaland Forum

wittyt98:
B

C

Personal prayers for me? Never. Tried it once and escaped.

Jakumo:
Yes, na so. Stop caressing those firm yet succulent breasts with your grubby paws, all ye FAKE pastors, and follow the way of Pastor Adebole.

Pastor Eunuch Adejale Adebole generally prefers to deploy his Holy Septer to anoint women right between their silky thighs, thrusting DEEP into the Promised Land, whenever his old battle axe is off to Dubai on another shopping spree aboard the private jet that was purchased with tall tales told in the name of Jeeeeesus, Aaaaamen.

This one is an unfortunate child. I beg, carry your curses alone, I no dey. Making such mad statements against the world respected man. Meanwhile, I am a Muslim.

ok

Jakumo:
Yes, na so..

I use to think you were one of the leading members of Nairaland. Or maybe its another username similar to yours.

if i see any pastor holding a woman's breast, na to woza am correct slap

The same thing I tolded labake1 last night

jamael:
Yeah.

When Elisha wanted to raise the dead boy back to life, he fell on him. All body parts to the corresponding ones.

But When Peter prayed for Dorcas, he didn't lie on her. He simply prayed for her.

God that wants to use his servants to deliver others also wants them to abstain from all forms of uncleaness of which touching a woman's private or sensitive organ is inclusive. No matter how anointed you are, your flesh can never be born-again.

Nice one sir.

what if Elisha is gay?

nairavsdollars:
if i see any pastor holding a woman's breast, na to woza am correct slap

dem no dey even look your side because your own na tiny tiny own like that of a 5 year old girl

Any one of you that collects tithes and first fruit is also not a man of God

Why is he judging? if someone criticise him, his followers will be yelling "don't judge"

Helpfromabove1:
true talk sir

There is such thing as man of God.
What does that even mean?

The black church.
Where women pray
And men prey.

hajoke2000:
B4, we have ORIGINAL pastors but now FAKE.

B4,we have GOOD imams but now BAD .


B4,we have GOOD traditionalist but now EVIL.

B4, NIGERIA was ONE but now DIVIDED.

B4,NIGERIA was PEACEFUL but now distorted .

B4,NIGERIA was ruled by HUMANS but now COWS .

B4,there was nothing like TRIBALISM in NIGERIA.

how i WISH we were still in the days of B4

living in the life of before can't a nation or it's people to grow. stop thinking about before and let face the reality which is the present. Nigeria is what it is today because you and I made it so

[quote author=Oma307 post=65945163]living in the life of before can't a nation or it's people to grow. stop thinking about before and let face the reality which is the present. Nigeria is what it is today because of bad leaders

Enemyofpeace:
The same thing I tolded labake1 last night

deebrain:
Lol.

Thou shall not touch...

(the expression on his face in the opening pic though)

Wow.
Im first to comment for the first time! What an experience.

Congrats! (I think you will be getting cabin biscuit soon )

labake1:

what?

If non pastors like us say this they will say "touch not my annointed"; "don't judge a "man of God" or "who are you to judge?"

Baba please e so fun won o

Why would someone be anointed on the breast in the first place. Awon oniranu

wittyt98:
yea he's my boy, I used to be his class teacher in porn school. he's a very good fvcker

Hmmmm... OK... Good luck with that...

How can you hold someone spouse for the sake of prayers? dirty religion!

Jakumo:
Yes, na so. Stop caressing those firm yet succulent breasts with your grubby paws, all ye FAKE pastors, and follow the way of Pastor Adebole.

Pastor Eunuch Adejale Adebole generally prefers to deploy his Holy Septer to anoint women right between their silky thighs, thrusting DEEP into the Promised Land, whenever his old battle axe is off to Dubai on another shopping spree aboard the private jet that was purchased with tall tales told in the name of Jeeeeesus, Aaaaamen.

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Where did you escape,I am very sure that have been searching for you from zoo.

nairavsdollars:
if i see any pastor holding a woman's breast, na to woza am correct slap

gonna woza anointed.? By d way, give your best, kill d beast, but not the breast. Thank you.

nwabekeyi:
Why is he judging? if someone criticise him, his followers will be yelling "don't judge"

man, na moral advice. Which one you wan make dem anoint for you?

guiddoti:
man, na moral advice. Which one you wan make dem anoint for you?

its really cool how you refuse normal advice when others give it to you and you tag it judging..

nwabekeyi:
its really cool how you refuse normal advice when others give it to you and you tag it judging..

What bad has Adeboye done that would make him refused your normal advice.?

guiddoti:
What bad has Adeboye done that would make him refused your normal advice.?

this is judging, leave if for God