₦airaland Forum

ItsMeAboki:
Trump would want to see how he could take back the unwanted growing population of Igbos polluting the shows of Amelica who are fraudulently claiming to be Jews.

Look at this guy.

Igbos are among the most productive and educated immigrant population in America.

The kind of immigrants Trump is looking for. Definitely not abokiis .

Make dis man, no go cuss Nigerians again ooo

Trump: welcome sir

Buhari: thank you sir

Trump: so if am to ask you what's your own take on free-trade??

Buhari: well, the thing is that my people are too lazy. They like free things. So as long as i'm concerned if I get home I will remove the free and leave only the trade for them. Thats my take sir.

Trump: wow, now I see why your people say you are not educated sir.

Buhari: with all due respect please am fully educated sir.

Trump: ok can I ask you one simple question to know if you are realy educated?

Buhari: please go ahead

Trump: ok tell me, who is the winner of BBnaija 2018??

Buhari: hahahahahahhaha!!!! see simple question you ask. Look the winner na Lolu, Princes, Leo and Bambam.

Trump: please this meeting over getta fuckkk outta ma office you dollard fulani man.

Okoroawusa:
Omo Igbo in mi.Sugbon,Eko ni'won bi emi si

O gbìyànjú.

BankeSmalls:
Trump: Hello Mr Buharri, how is your shottholle country?
Buharri: I blame IPOB and PDP for the unrest and I blame Gaddafi for sending armed fulanis to attack Benue and Taraba, I blame GEJ for failing to win the 2015 election, in fact, I blame Nnamdi Kanu for the impeachment notice last week and I blam...........
Trump: That's enough, throw this man out of here right now!

Bless u Sis...Buhari and APC always playing the blame game.

I hope he doesn't disgrace Nigerians

BankeSmalls:
Trump: Hello Mr Buharri, how is your shottholle country?
Buharri: I blame IPOB and PDP for the unrest and I blame Gaddafi for sending armed fulanis to attack Benue and Taraba, I blame GEJ for failing to win the 2015 election, in fact, I blame Nnamdi Kanu for the impeachment notice last week and I blam...........
Trump: That's enough, throw this man out of here right now!

HAHAHAHAHA

All these story cos of you're meeting Trump?
Asif Trump cares. This is very much normal to POTUS. smh

sexdoll:
Remember, this same empty brain sent the real odogwu akataka of biafura maazi nnamdi kanu to unending exile...

That is called technical withdrawal, ewu mpam.

'Will discuss' not 'will discuss about'. The use of the improper preposition is jarring.

lol! Dats if trump will b able to understand what he's saying. even Nigerians have to strain their ears to hear him.

Will they not discuss IPod and their evaporated Lunatic Lord -- Nnamdi Kanu

Biglittlelois:
Who is this Balogun yapping about saying USA-NIGERIA relationship is very warm? after bubu voted against USA on Jerusalem- Pakistan issues, after Tielson was fired when he was still in Nigeria,

Until Trump tweet about the result of the visit, all other media report from Nigeria will be termed fake.

That is enemy visit. Trump doesn't forget.

CSTR1003:
Look at this guy.

Igbos are among the most productive and educated immigrant population in America.

The kind of immigrants Trump is looking for. Definitely not abokiis .

Lobish, many of them are languishing in jails and on death rows awaiting execution; and giving this country and Africa a bad name; that is why Trump is getting rid of them and why many of them are now shifting from Amelica to Canada - there is even a thread making today's front page confirming this shift to Canada.

Trump don't need them; rather he wants them out.

Jeezuzpick:
O gbìyànjú.

adupe

ItsMeAboki:
Lobish, many of them are languishing in jails and on death rows awaiting execution; and giving this country and Africa a bad name; that is why Trump is getting rid of them and why many of them are now shifting from Amelica to Canada - there is even a thread making today's front page confirming this shift to Canada.

Trump don't need them; rather he wants them out.

You must be high on something.

We are talking of America here not Indonesia.

You would struggle to find any more successful African immigrants group in America than the igbo.

ItsMeAboki:
After discussing and re-affirming the economic and strategic relationship between the two countries, Donald Trump will be like, Mr president how were you able to deal with the problem of your noisy flat-headed developers who think they are Jews, we seem to be having a similar problem here - any advice?
PMB would then smile at him and utter just two words - Python Dance.

My Igbo tribe is giving you sleepless nights..great

ItsMeAboki:
After discussing and re-affirming the economic and strategic relationship between the two countries, Donald Trump will be like, Mr president how were you able to deal with the problem of your noisy flat-headed developers who think they are Jews, we seem to be having a similar problem here - any advice?
PMB would then smile at him and utter just two words - Python Dance.

E pain am..my Igbo tribe is giving you sleepless nights..great ..no peace for the wicked hahaha

odogwubiafra:
That is called technical withdrawal, ewu mpam.

I call it crass cowardice, okuko igbo.

CSTR1003:
You must be high on something.

We are talking of America here not Indonesia.

You would struggle to find any more successful African immigrants group in America than the igbo.

Oh yes, so says those who insist on developing another man's land rather than their own.

rainylad:
E pain am..my Igbo tribe is giving you sleepless nights..great ..no peace for the wicked hahaha

Pls I don't have time for small minded ppl, why not find something more relevant to your predisposition, like molesting a cucumber - Igbo girls are known to love their vegetables, Chindinma comes to mind.

ItsMeAboki:
Pls I don't have time for small minded ppl, why not find something more relevant to your predisposition, like molesting a cucumber - Igbo girls are known to love their vegetables, Chindinma comes to mind.

Eyahhh!!!..e really pain this habbokki..see tears.

rainylad:
Eyahhh!!!..e really pain this habbokki..see tears.

Here is something to keep you occupied - you can thank me later.

ItsMeAboki:
Here is something to keep you occupied - you can thank me later.

Pained habboki...showing the World what he does when he is not crying on Nairaland

rainylad:
Pained habboki...showing the World what he does when he is not crying on Nairaland

Igbo girls pastime.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFiGl4TNTxs

ItsMeAboki:
Igbo girls pastime.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFiGl4TNTxs

Yeah something the female members in your family do daily and what you were sired with..thats why you have it stored..habbokki!

rainylad:
Yeah something the female members in your family do daily and what you were sired with..thats why you have it stored..habbokki!

Cucumber favourite vegetable for Igbo girls.

ItsMeAboki:
Cucumber favourite vegetable for my mother and evry other female member in my lineage.

Not surprised.

rainylad:
Not surprised.

Very good.
Showing us your trait of document and information falsification.
Go ahead feel free to show us more of your criminal tendencies.

ItsMeAboki:
Very good.
I am a shameless criminal
Criminal tendencies runs in my almajiri lineage.

Really?..telll us more.

rainylad:
Really?..telll us more.

That is how many of you forge and share fake certificates etc; not to mention spamming the cyberspace with fake hateful news. - bunch of unsavoury lot.

ItsMeAboki:
That is how all my criminal family members forge and share fake certificates etc; not to mention spamming the cyberspace with fake hateful news against Christians -My family is bunch of unsavoury lot.

I know.