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Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by Nobody: 8:57pm On May 26, 2018
CilicMarin:
See as ipob imbeciles have swam the thread to defend the most useless corrupt president ever to rule any country.

I spit on their pig heads.
Ediat!
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by blacknp(m): 9:13pm On May 26, 2018
Tittos:
Jonathan made Nigeria a laughing stock yet it took the world three years after he left to laugh. The world must have been very slow in catching the joke.
The years of laughing at Nigeria under the Pdp years is gone forever even Donald Trump confirmed the Buhari's Governments credibility at the Rose Garden last month. Thank God Nigeria was saved from Ali Baba and the forty thieves.
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by blacknp(m): 9:19pm On May 26, 2018
fallout87:
Useless government of lies and propaganda.

Your day is coming.
Go and look for work to better yourself & family you selfish rat,no one in Nigeria will give you anything for free,Lazy Monkey.
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by blacknp(m): 9:22pm On May 26, 2018
doctokwus:
The only thing I picked out is that Garba Shehu,a presidential spokesman,does not know the meaning of 'pariah'.
At his age,educational level,former editor,and a presidential spokesman,it speaks a lot that Garba does not understand what a 'pariah' state or country means.
English teacher you know more than Alhaji Shehu Garba in your shack,tomorrow you will be online begging for donation to buy food?
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by doctokwus: 9:36pm On May 26, 2018
blacknp:
English teacher you know more than Alhaji Shehu Garba in your shack,tomorrow you will be online begging for donation to buy food?
Small kid showing your age and making a fool of yourself.
I don't blame u,its your parents I blame,if not would your type even dare have the nerve to even talk to me at all,talkless of throwing childish banter at me?
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by Nobody: 10:09pm On May 26, 2018
Tittos:
Jonathan made Nigeria a laughing stock yet it took the world three years after he left to laugh. The world must have been very slow in catching the joke.
lol this is definitely bigger than nail.. I suspect u are using an ironical metered chisel.
U nailed the truth
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by deomelo: 10:13pm On May 26, 2018
modik:
Diversionary theory 101!

Kick herdsmen and increased bloodletting same way!

Lazy yooot
Lazy defender and supporter of lazy, crooked and incompetent Jona can not even list 1 thing his useless hero delivered in his village region....

See ya life..

How pathetic can you people be.




grin grin
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by brodalokie: 10:28pm On May 26, 2018
blacknp:
The years of laughing at Nigeria under the Pdp years is gone forever even Donald Trump confirmed the Buhari's Governments credibility at the Rose Garden last month. Thank God Nigeria was saved from Ali Baba and the forty thieves.
Now Nigeria is under terminator and five elements of ninja. Who will save it now?
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by modik(m): 10:42pm On May 26, 2018
deomelo:
Lazy defender and supporter of lazy, crooked and incompetent Jona can not even list 1 thing his useless hero delivered in his village region....

See ya life..

How pathetic can you people be.




grin grin
For records, maybe I remind you for free,

Jonathan's political ambition did not take the life of anybody in my region.

In contrast, the quest to sustain the political hegemony has consumed the lives of thousands in my region within the last three years.

What achievement is more valuable than life?
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by deomelo: 10:55pm On May 26, 2018
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modik:
For records, maybe I remind you for free,

Jonathan's political ambition did not take the life of anybody in my region.

In contrast, the quest to sustain the political hegemony has consumed the lives of thousands in my region within the last three years.

What achievement is more valuable than life?
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You can bore the internet with your cries and wailing all you like, but your Jona is not coming back.

Nigerians kicked that worthless loser out office because he was crooked, corrupt and grossly incompetent.

Deal with it and quit crying all over the place.


You can not even list 1 single thing that clown did to benefit your wailing existence.
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by modik(m): 11:00pm On May 26, 2018
deomelo:
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You can bore the internet with your cries and wailing all you like, but your Jona is not coming back.

Nigerians kicked that worthless loser out office because he was crooked, corrupt and grossly incompetent.

Deal with it and quit crying all over the place.


You can not even list 1 single thing that clown did to benefit your wailing existence.
Maybe your ear is paining you.

For umpteenth time

He valued and preserved the life of his subjects.
That's the gretest achievement.

Diversionary strategy 101!
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by deomelo: 11:18pm On May 26, 2018
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modik:
Maybe your ear is paining you.

For umpteenth time

He valued and preserved the life of his subjects.
That's the gretest achievement.

Diversionary strategy 101!
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You can bore the internet with your cries and wailing all you like, but your Jona is not coming back.

Nigerians kicked that worthless loser out office because he was crooked, corrupt and grossly incompetent.

Deal with it and quit crying all over the place.


You can not even list 1 single thing that clown did to benefit your wailing existence.
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by modik(m): 11:23pm On May 26, 2018
deomelo:
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You can bore the internet with your cries and wailing all you like, but your Jona is not coming back.

Nigerians kicked that worthless loser out office because he was crooked, corrupt and grossly incompetent.

Deal with it and quit crying all over the place.


You can not even list 1 single thing that clown did to benefit your wailing existence.
When you fix your ear problem, come back for hearing test!

Lol
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by deomelo: 11:25pm On May 26, 2018
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modik:
When you fix your ear problem, come back for hearing test!

Lol
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Even sef, what's the meaning of the rubbish about preserving life?



The crooked, corrupt and incompetent Jona preserved their lives by scamming unemployed job seeking young Nigerians, killed them and even refused to refund their money.


You sef sound crooked and corrupt.
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by Profusamah: 11:30pm On May 26, 2018
When a president and his aides believe their foolishness supersedes all that is wise.
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by naijaking1: 11:51pm On May 26, 2018
A laughing stock where there was less Fulani herdsmen killing.
A laughing stock where opposition including Buhari voiced their opinion without being arrested.
A laughing stock where investors were streaming into Nigeria.
A laughing stock where more people found jobs.

We miss that laughing stock!
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by deomelo: 12:00am On May 27, 2018
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naijaking1:
A laughing stock where there was less Fulani herdsmen killing.
A laughing stock where opposition including Buhari voiced their opinion without being arrested.
A laughing stock where investors were streaming into Nigeria.
A laughing stock where more people found jobs.[/s]

We miss that laughing stock!
Feel free to miss that crooked and corrupt stealing is not corruption and incompetent clown, but he's not coming back because Nigerians kicked him out of office for good reasons, even his own ijaw people don't want him and can not even stand him, only ipobs and anti Nigerian elements are crying over that worthless clown.
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by 2016v2017: 3:31am On May 27, 2018
thesicilian:
Why is this government so preoccupied with Jonathan?
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by 2016v2017: 3:33am On May 27, 2018
thesicilian:
Why is this government so preoccupied with Jonathan?
Jonathan is their nemeses,
Jonathan's achievement and good governance is a threat to the lanky Tyrant Terrorist Buhari govt.
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by 2016v2017: 3:34am On May 27, 2018
freeze001:
The problem of roaming cattle took on gargantuan proportions of menace and danger when their grand patron came into office in 2015. That is why the Ghanaian President referred to Nigeria in terms of roaming cattle. It is the same scarecrow with his useless policies that tanked the Naira. Shehu Garba should tell his boss and handlers to clean up their own bloody mess!

Instead of working on how to address the eyesore of roaming cattle, heightened insecurity and the weakened currency, he pulls out their 'trusty' blame game card...totally expired crap!
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by 2016v2017: 3:34am On May 27, 2018
TrumpedL:
Keep deceiving yourselves
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by 2016v2017: 3:35am On May 27, 2018
kimjongJezebel:
Useless Presidency
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by 2016v2017: 3:36am On May 27, 2018
slotA4:
grin
Who is still taking presidency serious.
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by 2016v2017: 3:37am On May 27, 2018
eyeview:
This administration is too toxic. Their reactions to issues are always unpresidential and petty. Maybe when the likes of that woman onochie, femi adesina etc were employed, they weren't given any specific scope of function thereby leaving them to believe their duty is to look for real and perceived enemies to insult.
Then we have a minister of information who still acts like apc spokesman and attack dog, not knowing that by that ministerial appointment, he is now our no1 brand ambassador on the global scene.
Sad. Very sad indeed. How did we find ourselves with such incompetence
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by 2016v2017: 3:38am On May 27, 2018
Paperwhite:
“President Buhari is trying to clean up the mess and he is doing a good job of it. please they should allow him time to do this thing.
“We are gaining back our respectability globally even the citizens when they travel out of the country, they are better respected than they were before.
“He made Nigeria a laughing stock, if other countries are laughing at Nigeria, who put us there? Are they not the one?”


And who have told the world that;
-"My people are useless,..senseless,..& indiscipline"?
-"Nigerians are criminals that is why they're always seeking asylum in Europe"?
-"......My wife belongs to the other room" in the presence of a notable woman & world leader-Angella Merkel?
-“About the economy,we have a very young population, our population.....“More than 60 percent of the population is below 30, a lot of them haven’t been to school and they are claiming that Nigeria is an oil producing country, therefore, they should sit and do nothing, and get housing, healthcare, education free,” Buhari said.


Buhari-led APC government is really filled with shit-filled ,deluded & paranoid people I swear.Perhaps this regime think the global community are morons as they're.
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by 2016v2017: 3:40am On May 27, 2018
TylerDurden:
How many times has Buhari made Nigeria a laughing stock since he became President?

Lets start with him going to UK early into his administration and demanding they give him all the money Nigerians have stashed in their banks.

Then there was the incidence of West Germany and President Merkel which was closely followed by the Oza Room comment.

How about the part where he holed up in London for upwards of 3mths straight seeking Medical attention?

The gaffes this idiot has committed is too much to bear.

Buhari is easily the worst President ever.

A bungling idiot who thinks highly of his foolishness.
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by Nobody: 3:46am On May 27, 2018
Ecstasy154:
By Johnbosco Agbakwuru, Abuja

The Presidency on Saturday said that it was the Peoples Democratic Party led government under former President Goodluck Jonathan that brought shame to the country and made her a laughing stock in the comity of nations.

This is coming on the heels of the comments attributed to former President Jonathan where he was quoted as saying that he was ashamed that Nigeria has joined comity of countries used to illustrate bad governance.

The former President who was at the inauguration of the first bridge built by Governor Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti state in Ado Ekiti on Friday, allegedly said that Nigeria under President Muhammadu Buhari has become a reference point for negative things.

Jonathan was said to have cited recent instances when the Ghanaian President, Nana Akufo-Addo allegedly mocked the poor state of security in Nigeria and the naira’s weakening status.

He was quoted to have said, “He (Nana Akufo-Addo) said Ghana is not like Nigeria where cattle roam the streets. At another occasion in the United Kingdom, he made scathing remarks about Nigeria’s currency.

“I feel ashamed as a former President that the President of a neighbouring country used Nigeria as negative examples.

“If a neighbouring African President will use Nigeria to make negative examples, then we as leaders must know certain things are wrong in the country.”

But the Presidency has told former President Jonathan to give the Buhari-led administration a breathing space to clean the mess of his administration.

Speaking to Sunday Vanguard while reacting to the allegation by Jonathan against Buhari’s government, the Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity, Malam Garba Shehu said that Nigeria was a paria nation under the previous administration but that the country has started gaining back respect in the government.

She said, “Who put us there. He is the one in the mirror, who put us there? The picture is of himself. Let him look at the mirror. So what else does he want to see.

“President Buhari is trying to clean up the mess and he is doing a good job of it. please they should allow him time to do this thing.

“We are gaining back our respectability globally even the citizens when they travel out of the country, they are better respected than they were before. It was a big shame but we are happy that Mr. Jonathan himself is realising this and hope that his political party will own up what they did to the country.

“He made Nigeria a laughing stock, if other countries are laughing at Nigeria, who put us there? Are they not the one?”

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/05/jonathan-made-nigeria-laughing-stock-presidency/
That statement came from the presidency and my reply goes to them,quote me anywhere.

Jonathan Good luck's administration put things in place and ensured that he didn't wash our dirty linen in public.Mr Buhari did not only washed our dirty linen in public,he really displayed it for the world to see.
He went to the United states and made degrading statements about Nigerian youths being lazy and has on many occasions acted non challantly towards the security of the people. The same Ghana he wants to help fight corruption has steady power supply,good roads, coordinated economy and security.Where is thy shame BUHARIhuh??
He is a bad omen to this country,i refuse to curse him because my Bible teaches me not to but may every blood that has been spilled since 2015 be on his head,may his entire generation suffer for this wickedness!!!And for as many people that are still ready to support BUHARI in 2019,i pray that this Fulani herdsmen will wipe out your family so you would feel how it hurts!!!
I keep wondering how 10years from now will be in Nigeria,i have never thought of leaving Nigeria but as I speak,it pops up in my thoughts everyday.
I wish our past heroes could seen the Nigeria they fought for,how low it has become.The GIANT of Africa is now the WEAKLING of Africa!!!
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by Yyeske(m): 5:16am On May 27, 2018
modik:
For records, maybe I remind you for free,

Jonathan's political ambition did not take the life of anybody in my region.

In contrast, the quest to sustain the political hegemony has consumed the lives of thousands in my region within the last three years.

What achievement is more valuable than life?
List what clueless GEJ did in your village, LGA, state and region and stop beating about the bush. Is that too much to ask for? Do that before crying about loss of lives that had being happening even before you were born.
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by Gaddafiyusf(m): 7:58am On May 27, 2018
HiddenShadow:
Did any president of other nations ever used Nigeria as a negative example during Jonathan's time.?


Buhari is a terrorist.
Yes the Great mugabe
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by nothernstar: 8:09am On May 27, 2018
APC -PDP is like afonja and ipob. Accusations and counter accusations. Responding to irrelevances. This govt, I weak and weep for you
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by Yankiss(m): 11:59am On May 27, 2018
Ecstasy154:
By Johnbosco Agbakwuru, Abuja

The Presidency on Saturday said that it was the Peoples Democratic Party led government under former President Goodluck Jonathan that brought shame to the country and made her a laughing stock in the comity of nations.

This is coming on the heels of the comments attributed to former President Jonathan where he was quoted as saying that he was ashamed that Nigeria has joined comity of countries used to illustrate bad governance.

The former President who was at the inauguration of the first bridge built by Governor Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti state in Ado Ekiti on Friday, allegedly said that Nigeria under President Muhammadu Buhari has become a reference point for negative things.

Jonathan was said to have cited recent instances when the Ghanaian President, Nana Akufo-Addo allegedly mocked the poor state of security in Nigeria and the naira’s weakening status.

He was quoted to have said, “He (Nana Akufo-Addo) said Ghana is not like Nigeria where cattle roam the streets. At another occasion in the United Kingdom, he made scathing remarks about Nigeria’s currency.

“I feel ashamed as a former President that the President of a neighbouring country used Nigeria as negative examples.

“If a neighbouring African President will use Nigeria to make negative examples, then we as leaders must know certain things are wrong in the country.”

But the Presidency has told former President Jonathan to give the Buhari-led administration a breathing space to clean the mess of his administration.

Speaking to Sunday Vanguard while reacting to the allegation by Jonathan against Buhari’s government, the Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity, Malam Garba Shehu said that Nigeria was a paria nation under the previous administration but that the country has started gaining back respect in the government.

She said, “Who put us there. He is the one in the mirror, who put us there? The picture is of himself. Let him look at the mirror. So what else does he want to see.

“President Buhari is trying to clean up the mess and he is doing a good job of it. please they should allow him time to do this thing.

“We are gaining back our respectability globally even the citizens when they travel out of the country, they are better respected than they were before. It was a big shame but we are happy that Mr. Jonathan himself is realising this and hope that his political party will own up what they did to the country.

“He made Nigeria a laughing stock, if other countries are laughing at Nigeria, who put us there? Are they not the one?”

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/05/jonathan-made-nigeria-laughing-stock-presidency/
GEJ made presidency a laughing stock while you made it a whooping cough. grin grin grin grin
Re: Jonathan Made Nigeria A Laughing Stock – Presidency by modik(m): 2:58pm On May 27, 2018
Yyeske:
List what clueless GEJ did in your village, LGA, state and region and stop beating about the bush. Is that too much to ask for? Do that before crying about loss of lives that had being happening even before you were born.
So sad!

Nepotism at its peak. If not in my village and for my own people it is not it at all.

Serves Nigeria right. What a change!
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