₦airaland Forum

Zoharariel:
Not a bad idea - but my only concern is that I am yet to figure out why some Nigerians always think whatever thrives or flourish in Amerika must also be replicated in this shithole - without putting into account the disparity between the Amerikan & the Nigerian working institutions.

Look at the ride-sharing or e-hailing platforms for instance; what do we have?

Amerika launched Uber while Estonia launched Taxify but when they got to Nigeria, we started dealing with cases of drivers kidnapping & raping riders & riders kidnapping drivers for theft & ritual purposes.

I do not have words to squander on an ill-mannered, sociopath like you. I can swear by heavens I look better than you shit-box. From your comment, I knew you were Bipolar. U started with American Uber, Estonian Taxify blah blah blah.. that shows how mentally unstable you are. There is no link between your first statement n last. Going by your ill placed array of syntax, you are half-illiterate n jobless as well. Take your bullshit elsewhere.
THIS IS NIGERIA - Personally, I can never share an accommodation with any male stranger - especially the type that keeps beard, looking like a cultist, armed bandit, boko haramist & homosexual as depicted in the picture I am seeing on this thread.

And even if I have to share my accommodation with any lady, she must append her signature to a “memorandum of understanding” drafted by my lawyer - explicitly stating that the host (my humble self ) shall have an unlimited & unrestricted “concupiscence & venereal access” to the hostee as he deems fit - meaning that I can impregnate the hostee if I so desire.

I can only advise against your “accommodation-sharing” idea - as it will exacerbate the already booming - “Money Ritual Sector” which has constituted a serious menace to our survival from the most ancient times.

Imagine taking an accommodation with a protege of Kanayo O. Kanayo? Not to talk of the “G +++ Boys” that will harness & maximize the potential of this innovation in a negative way.

So, with these few points of mine, I hope I have been able to convince you & not to confuse you that - “accommodation-sharing” in Nigeria WILL BE A TICKING NUCLEAR BOMB - Thank you!

Zoharariel:
Not a bad idea - but my only concern is that I am yet to figure out why some Nigerians always think whatever thrives or flourish in Amerika must also be replicated in this shithole - without putting into account the disparity between the Amerikan & the Nigerian working institutions.

Look at the ride-sharing or e-hailing platforms for instance; what do we have?

Amerika launched Uber while Estonia launched Taxify but when they got to Nigeria, we started dealing with cases of drivers kidnapping & raping riders & riders kidnapping drivers for theft & ritual purposes.

THIS IS NIGERIA - Personally, I can never share an accommodation with any male stranger - especially the type that keeps beard, looking like a cultist, armed bandit, boko haramist & homosexual as depicted in the picture I am seeing on this thread.

And even if I have to share my accommodation with any lady, she must append her signature to a “memorandum of understanding” drafted by my lawyer - explicitly stating that the host (my humble self ) shall have an unlimited & unrestricted “concupiscence & venereal access” to the hostee as he deems fit - meaning that I can impregnate the hostee if I so desire.

I can only advise against your “accommodation-sharing” idea - as it will exacerbate the already booming - “Money Ritual Sector” which has constituted a serious menace to our survival from the most ancient times.

Imagine taking an accommodation with a protege of Kanayo O. Kanayo? Not to talk of the “G +++ Boys” that will harness & maximize the potential of this innovation in a negative way.

So, with these few points of mine, I hope I have been able to convince you & not to confuse you that - “accommodation-sharing” in Nigeria WILL BE A TICKING NUCLEAR BOMB - Nagode!

Zoharariel:
Not a bad idea - but my only concern is that I am yet to figure out why some Nigerians always think whatever thrives or flourish in Amerika must also be replicated in this shithole - without putting into account the disparity between the Amerikan & the Nigerian working institutions.

Look at the ride-sharing or e-hailing platforms for instance; what do we have?

Amerika launched Uber while Estonia launched Taxify but when they got to Nigeria, we started dealing with cases of drivers kidnapping & raping riders & riders kidnapping drivers for theft & ritual purposes.

THIS IS NIGERIA - Personally, I can never share an accommodation with any male stranger - especially the type that keeps beard, looking like a cultist, armed bandit, boko haramist & homosexual as depicted in the picture I am seeing on this thread.

And even if I have to share my accommodation with any lady, she must append her signature to a “memorandum of understanding” drafted by my lawyer - explicitly stating that the host (my humble self ) shall have an unlimited & unrestricted “concupiscence & venereal access” to the hostee as he deems fit - meaning that I can impregnate the hostee if I so desire.

I can only advise against your “accommodation-sharing” idea - as it will exacerbate the already booming - “Money Ritual Sector” which has constituted a serious menace to our survival from the most ancient times.

Imagine taking an accommodation with a protege of Kanayo O. Kanayo? Not to talk of the “G +++ Boys” that will harness & maximize the potential of this innovation in a negative way.

So, with these few points of mine, I hope I have been able to convince you & not to confuse you that - “accommodation-sharing” in Nigeria WILL BE A TICKING NUCLEAR BOMB - Nagode!