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Atheists Please Explain This by Nobody: 9:23pm On Jun 13, 2018

i saw a cockroach,i said to myself i must kill this thing today..

before i went to take my shoe to hit it,it disappeared ..i was searching my room for it so that i will kill it.

i later saw it inside a narrow hole,so small even ant can hardly enter,so i said to myself today na today this thing must die...

i went to pick a broom so that i can use it to push the cockroach out,b4 i came back it disappear completly.

please atheist explain this

Re: Atheists Please Explain This by BeingFrank(m): 9:31pm On Jun 13, 2018

Godpolymath:
i saw a cockroach,i said to myself i must kill this thing today..

before i went to take my shoe to hit it,it disappeared ..i was searching my room for it so that i will kill it.

i later saw it inside a narrow hole,so small even ant can hardly enter,so i said to myself today na today this thing must die...

i went to pick a broom so that i can use it to push the cockroach out,b4 i came back it disappear completly.

please atheist explain this

Do They Know Anything? That Aside, Are You Sure Someone Is Not Playing Hide And Seek With You?

Re: Atheists Please Explain This by johnydon22(m): 9:32pm On Jun 13, 2018

Godpolymath:
i saw a cockroach,i said to myself i must kill this thing today..

before i went to take my shoe to hit it,it disappeared ..i was searching my room for it so that i will kill it.

i later saw it inside a narrow hole,so small even ant can hardly enter,so i said to myself today na today this thing must die...

i went to pick a broom so that i can use it to push the cockroach out,b4 i came back it disappear completly.

please atheist explain this

hahahahahahaha what exactly has atheist got to do with your insect problems at home?

Re: Atheists Please Explain This by Nobody: 9:34pm On Jun 13, 2018

BeingFrank:
Do They Know Anything? That Aside, Are You Sure Someone Is Not Playing Hide And Seek With You?

guy i am tired oo,i still sleep for the same room..

normally i live them,but what i heard about how two witches turn to cockroach and tried to kill a dude in usa, grin

i was suspicious of the one in my room

Re: Atheists Please Explain This by Nobody: 9:35pm On Jun 13, 2018

johnydon22:
hahahahahahaha what exactly has atheist got to do with your insect problems at home?

guyv witch don sit down ontop my matter

Re: Atheists Please Explain This by johnydon22(m): 9:38pm On Jun 13, 2018

Godpolymath:
guyv witch don sit down ontop my matter

Re: Atheists Please Explain This by Anigreat: 9:46pm On Jun 13, 2018

The most foolish set of people I've come across are those idiots that parade themselves as atheist.

Re: Atheists Please Explain This by BeingFrank(m): 9:46pm On Jun 13, 2018

Godpolymath:
guy i am tired oo,i still sleep for the same room..

normally i live them,but what i heard about how two witches turn to cockroach and tried to kill a dude in usa, i was suspicious of the one in my room

Mix Gun Powder With Holy Water And Spray In You Room. If Symptoms Persist After 7 Market Days Go See Your Village People. grin

Godpolymath:
guy i am tired oo,i still sleep for the same room..

normally i live them,but what i heard about how two witches turn to cockroach and tried to kill a dude in usa, i was suspicious of the one in my room

Mix Gun Powder With Holy Water And Spray In You Room. If Symptoms Persist After 7 Market Days Go See Your Village People. grin

Re: Atheists Please Explain This by Nobody: 9:50pm On Jun 13, 2018

abeg seun,lalasticlala i need help oo,,this one pass me

Re: Atheists Please Explain This by OCTAVO: 10:44pm On Jun 13, 2018

Godpolymath:
i saw a cockroach,i said to myself i must kill this thing today..

before i went to take my shoe to hit it,it disappeared ..i was searching my room for it so that i will kill it.

i later saw it inside a narrow hole,so small even ant can hardly enter,so i said to myself today na today this thing must die...

i went to pick a broom so that i can use it to push the cockroach out,b4 i came back it disappear completly.

please atheist explain this

My friend, you are so dumb! Go and get an insecticide, if you can't afford that, better consider otapiapia.

Note: I'm not an atheist.

Re: Atheists Please Explain This by Nobody: 12:05am On Jun 14, 2018

Atheist here.

Op the way that cockcroach eludes you is the same way, critical thinking eludes the brain when it's infested with religion. The result is ignorance and it runs rampant our of control if it isn't contained.

Get Pesticides to get rid of cockroaches and ignorantcide to get rid of religion and by the way Ignorantcide is otherwise known as knowledge.

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