₦airaland Forum

NigeriaIsDoomed:
I bin promise to make dem take a bow after Spain-Portugal match and ah don do am now. Pidgin na dier antidote, e dey chase dem like sniper wey dey chase mosquito and other household pests.
Na me go whip those Kenyan monkeys till dem take marathon race run back to dem kibera holes.
I go personally retire dem from diz forum since dem dey do like monkeys

jaycent:
Them don run for there father life.

NigeriaIsDoomed:

NigeriaIsDoomed:
Dey pidgin don dey shut dem up so make una no stop abeg. No more English for here, make them go their Kibera forum go relate with dem village monkeys.
For nairaland we go dey dictate the direction of the discussion until all of dem don waka.

jaycent:
Oboy everywere don clear, but if na before you go see dem full here dey make noise but now all of them don piante

NigeriaIsDoomed:
I bin tel una make ah watch dey match finish, i don panel beat and crush dem now. Na una dey give those monkeys chance by using English. Dem IQ dey wey too low so dem go get lost if we dey yan for pidgin. Make dem go rest, e no get anything wey dem wan show us again, na only to dey repeat those monotonous nairobi slum pictures all dey time. Make we dey continue like this dey thread go die a natural death ah bet una.

NigeriaIsDoomed:
I bin tel una make ah watch dey match finish, i don panel beat and crush dem now. Na una dey give those monkeys chance by using English. Dem IQ dey wey too low so dem go get lost if we dey yan for pidgin. Make dem go rest, e no get anything wey dem wan show us again, na only to dey repeat those monotonous nairobi slum pictures all dey time. Make we dey continue like this dey thread go die a natural death ah bet una.

Nowenuse:
Hahaha, my guy, I dey gbadun your levels.
Mesef gree for wetin you yarn wellwell.

Na brokin we go take dey sama these Kenyans till dem go gbese comot hia kpata kpata

TayserMahiri, NairobiWalker, mtis, kikuyu, jonraid et al.

E don set for una. Lailai make I nack una oyibo again

jaycent:
Oboy everywere don clear, but if na before you go see dem full here dey make noise but now all of them don piante

NigeriaIsDoomed:
Make baba Oluwa wey dey bless Naija bless our team yanfu yanfu with plenty goals moro.
Goodluck 2 our Super Eagles!

Kibera monkeys una see how our naija guys dey handsome unlike una kibera monkeys wey carry face like HIV patients.

NigeriaIsDoomed:
Dey next strategy na 4 all man to dey use him language for example nairaland igbo go use igbo and so with yoruba and hausa , if dem no stop to dey come here naim be say dem be winch but ah no say e no dey possible. Na how we go take conduct dem final burial be that so make una take note.

NigeriaIsDoomed:
E be like say those monkeys don die, see as diz thread dey quiet like grave yard. Ah bin tink say kibera monkeys no dey sleep.
Atimes ah go wake up 4 middle of dey night dem go still dey here with dem mats like say we open nairaland for kibera monkeys.

nelxxy:
tuwale my ogas. dose Kenyans na doti full deir head I swear. just dey mid yarn anyhow. even dey lie pass oga lie Mohammed.

nelxxy:
tuwale my ogas. dose Kenyans na doti full deir head I swear. just dey mid yarn anyhow. even dey lie pass oga lie Mohammed.

jaycent:
but guy dose people stuborn oo...u fit supprise now dem fit come back..but if dem mistakly come back. We go do dem finishig.

NigeriaIsDoomed:
those little indians no get any IQ, dem nefa c chom ching yet. We go bury dem here if dem no wan waka.
Dem no no say we get intelligence pass dem.

NigeriaIsDoomed:
ah dey tell u bros. E be like say na dem IQ small pass 4 Afrika cus oda Africans get sense pass dos mofos. I bin dey watch dem 4 sideline, oneday after dem cup don full ah come dey comment for diz thread. I bin dey wait for those monkeys diz night cus ah don make up ma mind say ah go panel beat sense put 4 dem empty brains diz night. Dem get luck say diz pidgin strategy don dey work.

NigeriaIsDoomed:
stobon na undastatmnt, dem no dey rest, dem sabi argue rubbish, sabi lie like liar muhammed, dem dey borin too, to crown it all dem no get any sense .
Ah dey here dey wait 4 dem.if dem born dem wel may dem kom bak. E be like say dem nefa encounta naija guys 4 real life.

jaycent:
Imagin kenya wey neva see food chop, come here dey exchange words with gaint God punish dere father big prick dere.

nelxxy:
dey Neva see something. shey bcus we lock up small dey observe. dey cum dey flex muscle here. if all naija wey dey visit dis thread follow dem yarn. dey no go get shishi talk. na hands down panel beating be that ooo

NigeriaIsDoomed:
stobon na undastatmnt, dem no dey rest, dem sabi argue rubbish, sabi lie like liar muhammed, dem dey borin too, to crown it all dem no get any sense .
Ah dey here dey wait 4 dem.if dem born dem wel may dem kom bak. E be like say dem nefa encounta naija guys 4 real life.

NigeriaIsDoomed:
We go render dem Kibera slum dwellers useless here, dey go dey observe us like oga david mark wey be oga at dey top for senate observation committee mata.
Mad dog wey dem be, ah no blame dem na awa useless rulers ah blame. Imagine poor and HIV kibera patients wey dey kom get mouth 4 wey naija dey.
Na who born dem?

jaycent:
No mind dem. Becouse we just dey use English dey follow dem so dat make we show say we too we sabi d English. But since dem no wan rest. We go use our brokin bend dere prick.

jaycent:
Kenyans dey talk Ghanaians dey put mouth.

NigeriaIsDoomed:
we go bend dem hier, ah bin show dem how oyibos take bow 4 our Oni 4 Brazil na how dem go bow 4us be diz