₦airaland Forum

NigeriaIsDoomed:
fear fear monkey so u want call RVP mek him come help u fight? So u no fit slug it out with me without that ur useless monkey brother RVP. U see why an average naija pass una? Ah want deal with una here so dat next time u no go dey run una mouth like tap wey don spoil for anywhere wey u see naija

NigeriaIsDoomed:
na una wey dey jealous naija. Wizkid, davido, yemi alade and co dey use pidgin but u monkeys talk say we no dey colonize Africa plus dat useless kibera slum. Na who do una dis kind thing monkeys? The thing strong o ah swear.

TayserMahiri:
I don like wasting time with egg heads. The last tym I gave you a TKO it took you a month to recollect come back. People like you think you are smart and holding up well till you get your teeth knocked off. Keep monkeying I'll do the necessary.

TayserMahiri:
The ever green Rift Valley Farmlands of Kenya

Yobeezy:
What are you saying?

Don't quote me with that trash pidgin again.
You're raping English for no reason.
And if wizkid and his company have some fans in Kenya,it doesn't mean you're colonizing us,its just the Same way sauti sol and diamond have some fans in Nigeria,neither does it mean that Kenya nor Tanzania are colonizing you,unless you have some serious problem in your tiny brain.By the way very few Kenyans listen to Nigerian music,these are the blind youths who do so.
In Kenya,we heavily listen to our own songs,Tanzanian songs,Congolese songs,reggae and some American songs.

This kibera thing will give you some stupid headache,you can't stay without mentioning it

TayserMahiri:
For the monkeys in thus thread, Tinga Tinga Tales is back. You can audition for the monkey role

NairobiWalker:
According to the teenage girl some random TV from Nigeria launching some kiosks in Kenya means it somehow has made a mark in Kenya. lol. Iroko TV? Which Kenyan has even heard of that na

alexxo11:
they are dying already........what exaclty will happen you will send your millitary to attack usthe way it has attacked and finished bokoharam?try focussing on your country first then make threats to other countries.....bokoharam are walking free bombing you people up and down....truth is we will kill and nothing will happen

NigeriaIsDoomed:
Kibera monkeys right now

TayserMahiri:
Ndakaini Dam, Kenya

rvp2018:
Nairobi water supply has become more like Nigeria electricity supply. Pple are so used to water rationing - dry taps are normal. This need to really change. We need to invest in 3-5 Ndakainis just to meet the current demand in Nairobi alone.

Yobeezy:
I've also not heard of it before,maybe it was a sideshow.
These are some of the stupid lies that Nigerians will think they're colonizing African nations...lol

TayserMahiri:
True. Was it really water levels?

rvp2018:
It probably was...but whatever the case..Ndakaini..saisuma...are not enough to supply water to Nairobi & it's metro. We really need huge investment there. There has been dearth of investment and lack of outrage as people got used to dry taps. It shouldn't be that way. Dry taps should be so rare it ought to make news. That is one sector where we have let ourselves down. We should not get so used to living like Nigerians...where everything has been dysfunctional for some many years - it became new normal.

TayserMahiri:
Your pidgin is terrible it sounds like people who dont know how to speak. Thats why I call it munkie chatter. Alexo has better understandable pidgin and I found it a lil intresting and funny.

Yours is still MONKEY LANGUAGE

iconize:
Loool. Pidgin English doesn't sound terrible.

Other West Africans have their different versions of pidgin, and they don't sound terrible either. Pidgin English is similar to Caribbean Creoles.

alexxo11:
why u dey talk like thatu don travel before??naija ahead of which african country?brother fear God.Atleast get light first.60% of nigerians no get brain....u never see una graduates type proper broken english for facebook as they dey thank God for graduating