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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor, Tito, Arrested For Selling Tickets To Heaven For $500 Each by hopefulLandlord: 7:39am On Jun 29, 2018
UncleJudax:

So what does reading the Bible and ignoring it mean? Because Christianity is still practiced in the west.
Christianity as being "practiced" in USA is more of a cultural and community thing that they don't take that serious, they ignore the Bible when faced with problem and seek practical solutions rather than go on their knees in prayers, atheists in Japan also do the same to Shintoism and Taoism but don't take it serious. Now the bible belt in USA is a set of location where bible is read and taken very serious, just read about the state of those locations compared to the non Bible belts then you'd see

If they don't think outside the Bible, why do they do things differently?
I'm agreeing with you that they think outside it, I'm encouraging "Africans" and "Blacks" (as you call them) to do the same just like the blacks have been doing to Harry Potter and Moremi stories

You do know that you have been contradicting yourself? grin
how

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor, Tito, Arrested For Selling Tickets To Heaven For $500 Each by okokobioko1: 7:46am On Jun 29, 2018
sometimes i ask myself if these our south africa, and all these people in thos churches think throough their anus am so sorry. how on earth a pastor ask you to eat grass, drink kerosene, lie down vehicle driven over you. and now selling ticket to heaven. Bushiri on the other side deceiving so many.
wake up africans joor including those commenting here? you may be falling for same trick in ur local church yet mouth others
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor, Tito, Arrested For Selling Tickets To Heaven For $500 Each by Martinez19(m): 8:09am On Jun 29, 2018
Idrismusty97:
No, the people buying the tickets should be arrested for being too dumb. Stupidîty should be an international war crime. At this moment i don't care about all these pastorprenuers and their gimmicks, I just want those falling for these cheap tricks to be shot at their butt holes cause that's where their brains are located. They should be castrated and any trace of their reproductive organs should be cremated to avoid the unlikely possibility of procreation, On no account should their dumbness be passed to the next generation. Absolutely not!
We are flowing at the same. If you judge by result, stupidity is as good as evil and humanity and planet earth has suffered because of stupidity and will continue to suffer.
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor, Tito, Arrested For Selling Tickets To Heaven For $500 Each by Nobody: 8:15am On Jun 29, 2018
i no know wetin i wan type honestly i am short of words ke
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor, Tito, Arrested For Selling Tickets To Heaven For $500 Each by Butterflyleo: 11:06am On Jun 29, 2018
PervertProphet:



Happy that you are ready to learn.Since you are such a believer of the Caucasian (your real slave owners) concept of Nothingness which is framed up as Atheism (all though these are some borrowed concepts and beliefs from Greek philosophers like Epicurus).

What you should be answering instead of the Bible lies and your delusion from obviously been unlearned which you peddle about and can't ultimately answer or prove not even your gods and saviours (Karl Max, Lenin, Richard Dawkins, Darwin, etc) can adequately provide answers to even when based on a scientific analysis (Atheism actually goes against Logic and is alien to the African/Black religious concept) are:

1. If I throw dirt in the air, what are the odds it will fall in the formation of a living man? since you bear the moniker "Hopeless Landlord", can you please explain what "Landlord" really means in relation to Feudalism, Slavery and Karl Max's writings of these concepts in his Kapital, Volume 1?

2. If the world is "billions and millions of years old" then why is it just 2018?

3. What purpose do you have in life and other deluded illogical atheists like yourself if concepts like Atheism, Evolution, etc are real?

4. Why do we not see humans being born and evoling in the zoos from monkeys if we came from monkeys and what specimen did monkey dad mate with in starting up the evolutionary process of Hopeful Landlord that is supposedly from monkeys? Hopefully you and your father can be termed to have evolved from a genealogy of Monkeys and Apes?

5. Why did Richard Dawkins (one of your gods and saviour) make a terrible and embrassing mistake on a BBC radio program where he had to call on same God he was debating to be non - existent to help him answer a very simple question posed to him by the anchor to name the title of the evolutionary book of Darwin which is the Bible for all atheists inclusive of you of whom I know don't even know the title and this is something known to even a Primary 3 science inclined pupil. Dawkins kept stammering and called same God he was debating his nonexistence to help him answer the question. .It was not only embrassing to all atheists who listened to their god till this day that embrassing scene has endured.

6. Why did Darwin admit that how the eye formed is impossible and till today no atheist and evolutionists can give answers to this?

7. Why do the fossils say no to evolution?

8. Why should be it wrong to rape, kill, etc if God is not real as the atheist beliefs stems from a state of illogical Nothingness?

9. Did you know that the Piltdown Man was a hoax used for Darwinist propaganda by atheists who are hell-bent on proving their atheist concept of Nothingness?

10. What caused the universe to exist? What explains the fine tuning of the universe? Why is the universe rational? How did DNA and amino acids arise? Where did the genetic code come from? How do irreducibly complex enzyme chains evolve?

11. Why did cities suddenly appear all over the world between 3,000 and 1,000BC? How is independent thought possible in a world ruled by chance and necessity? How do we account for self-awareness? How is free will possible in a material universe? How do we account for conscience? On what basis can we make moral judgements? Why does suffering matter? Why do human beings matter? Why care about justice? How do we account for the almost universal belief in the supernatural? How do we know the supernatural does not exist? How can we know if there is conscious existence after death? What accounts for the empty tomb, resurrection appearances and growth of the church?

On a Final Note, explain why our modern day A.Is despite being built on a particular set of programs to function in in a particular way by man still "mysteriously" branches out into running other set of programs not origanally planned? What is the function of the planetary bodies? why is there there a need for all of them since humans don't occupy the rest? Do you think Nairaland is even owned by Seun Osewa because I have not seen him in person before and since we have not seen him in person before? Do you think his supposed pictures put up on them internet are real?

If you don't answer all these questions of mine then I will continually make it obvious to everyone on this platform, from each of your posts to the other that you a mad rambling cow.

Awaiting your response, illogical and irrational atheist.



Wtf You just want to send that guy to an early grave stark raving mad grin

You just sent confusion into his cerebral cortex.

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor, Tito, Arrested For Selling Tickets To Heaven For $500 Each by hopefulLandlord: 11:39am On Jun 29, 2018
PervertProphet:



Happy that you are ready to learn.Since you are such a believer of the Caucasian (your real slave owners) concept of Nothingness which is framed up as Atheism (all though these are some borrowed concepts and beliefs from Greek philosophers like Epicurus).

What you should be answering instead of the Bible lies and your delusion from obviously been unlearned which you peddle about and can't ultimately answer or prove not even your gods and saviours (Karl Max, Lenin, Richard Dawkins, Darwin, etc) can adequately provide answers to even when based on a scientific analysis (Atheism actually goes against Logic and is alien to the African/Black religious concept) are:

1. If I throw dirt in the air, what are the odds it will fall in the formation of a living man? since you bear the moniker "Hopeless Landlord", can you please explain what "Landlord" really means in relation to Feudalism, Slavery and Karl Max's writings of these concepts in his Kapital, Volume 1?

2. If the world is "billions and millions of years old" then why is it just 2018?

3. What purpose do you have in life and other deluded illogical atheists like yourself if concepts like Atheism, Evolution, etc are real?

4. Why do we not see humans being born and evoling in the zoos from monkeys if we came from monkeys and what specimen did monkey dad mate with in starting up the evolutionary process of Hopeful Landlord that is supposedly from monkeys? Hopefully you and your father can be termed to have evolved from a genealogy of Monkeys and Apes?

5. Why did Richard Dawkins (one of your gods and saviour) make a terrible and embrassing mistake on a BBC radio program where he had to call on same God he was debating to be non - existent to help him answer a very simple question posed to him by the anchor to name the title of the evolutionary book of Darwin which is the Bible for all atheists inclusive of you of whom I know don't even know the title and this is something known to even a Primary 3 science inclined pupil. Dawkins kept stammering and called same God he was debating his nonexistence to help him answer the question. .It was not only embrassing to all atheists who listened to their god till this day that embrassing scene has endured.

6. Why did Darwin admit that how the eye formed is impossible and till today no atheist and evolutionists can give answers to this?

7. Why do the fossils say no to evolution?

8. Why should be it wrong to rape, kill, etc if God is not real as the atheist beliefs stems from a state of illogical Nothingness?

9. Did you know that the Piltdown Man was a hoax used for Darwinist propaganda by atheists who are hell-bent on proving their atheist concept of Nothingness?

10. What caused the universe to exist? What explains the fine tuning of the universe? Why is the universe rational? How did DNA and amino acids arise? Where did the genetic code come from? How do irreducibly complex enzyme chains evolve?

11. Why did cities suddenly appear all over the world between 3,000 and 1,000BC? How is independent thought possible in a world ruled by chance and necessity? How do we account for self-awareness? How is free will possible in a material universe? How do we account for conscience? On what basis can we make moral judgements? Why does suffering matter? Why do human beings matter? Why care about justice? How do we account for the almost universal belief in the supernatural? How do we know the supernatural does not exist? How can we know if there is conscious existence after death? What accounts for the empty tomb, resurrection appearances and growth of the church?

On a Final Note, explain why our modern day A.Is despite being built on a particular set of programs to function in in a particular way by man still "mysteriously" branches out into running other set of programs not origanally planned? What is the function of the planetary bodies? why is there there a need for all of them since humans don't occupy the rest? Do you think Nairaland is even owned by Seun Osewa because I have not seen him in person before and since we have not seen him in person before? Do you think his supposed pictures put up on them internet are real?

If you don't answer all these questions of mine then I will continually make it obvious to everyone on this platform, from each of your posts to the other that you a mad rambling cow.

Awaiting your response, illogical and irrational atheist.

what sort of nonsensical rambling is this? none of these "questions" of yours are coherent enough to even be worth answering. go and take several seats cuz you're trying way too hard

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor, Tito, Arrested For Selling Tickets To Heaven For $500 Each by ahmaddiyan: 12:13pm On Jun 29, 2018
I think those that buy the ticket are the most stupid people ever existed
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor, Tito, Arrested For Selling Tickets To Heaven For $500 Each by WebTechGarden(m): 3:16pm On Jun 29, 2018
rentAcock:
It's actually a good deal considering $500 Zimbabwean dollars is a mere $1.3 US dollars or N450. If people choose to behave like gullible sheep all in the name of salvation, they should be taken advantage of by con men.

The amount is based on conversion to USD
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor, Tito, Arrested For Selling Tickets To Heaven For $500 Each by WebTechGarden(m): 3:18pm On Jun 29, 2018
okokobioko1:
sometimes i ask myself if these our south africa, and all these people in thos churches think throough their anus am so sorry. how on earth a pastor ask you to eat grass, drink kerosene, lie down vehicle driven over you. and now selling ticket to heaven. Bushiri on the other side deceiving so many.
wake up africans joor including those commenting here? you may be falling for same trick in ur local church yet mouth others

South Africans religious slavery is the most.
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor, Tito, Arrested For Selling Tickets To Heaven For $500 Each by MrSensor(m): 3:51pm On Jun 29, 2018
leofab:
so who created God.. Mr. ITK
dumbest question.
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor, Tito, Arrested For Selling Tickets To Heaven For $500 Each by Augustap(f): 7:38pm On Jun 29, 2018
Some people are really stupid oh grin cheesy
But wetin concern me

Re: Zimbabwean Pastor, Tito, Arrested For Selling Tickets To Heaven For $500 Each by marriage1: 3:02pm On Jul 08, 2019
When we hold grudges against anyone that offended us, we are missing a lot both in our spiritual life and also in our physical life.
When we forgive others, we are doing ourselves more good than the person we forgave.
Whenever we refused to Forgive we are losing grands in our relationship with God.

https://allsinglesandmarried..com/2019/07/i-will-never-forgive-you.html?m=1

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