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Ironically the team at the top of Colombia’s group, Japan, are the unfortunate souls at the bottom of the league table with the average penis in the Land of the Rising Sun measuring just 4.3 inches.

Unlucky lads, maybe they’ll reach the semis though that should give them an inch or two?

So where do England stand? Well, unsurprisingly we’re distinctly average, which sounds about right, with the average penis in Blighty measuring a standard five and a half inches.

Unlucky lads, maybe they’ll reach the semis though that should give them an inch or two?

So where do England stand? Well, unsurprisingly we’re distinctly average, which sounds about right, with the average penis in Blighty measuring a standard five and a half inches.

While some people may be disappointed to hear that England aren’t world beaters when it comes to either football or indeed penis size they can comfort themselves with the knowledge we’ve got bigger dicks than most of Europe.

Or at least the parts of Europe that have decent football teams.

That’s right when it comes to being the biggest dicks we’ve got Europe beat, including Spain (5.45 inches), France (5.32 inches) and Portugal (5.19 inches).
The study, which drew on 17 other studies and had more than 15,500 participants, was reportedly the most comprehensive study of penis size ever conducted.
Interestingly it also found that most men overestimate their erect penis size by about half an inch to one inch and this again leads to feelings of anxiety for men.
Men don’t really have that much to worry about though, as most women don’t actually care that much.

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