₦airaland Forum

grandstar:
Go to Fiverr. There's lots of work there for you.

You could be making $500 or more monthly there

Sir, I registered almost 3 months ago, my mistake was using Nigeria account. I've uploaded best of my works, but most of jobs are giving to old users... it's a battle field for new comers. No money to boost my account.

Oya dem don dey go, one by one... Dem don dey go, one by one

EternalTruths:
Don't blame them.

Who will visit Heaven (Israel) and wants to return back to Hell (Nigeria).

That's where you are wrong! Israel is a racist country that hates blacks. I'd rather hustle here in Nigeria than abscond in Israel of all places.

They must be Igbo's nd Edo ppl, na dem dey misbehave.

slyng:
How many pilgrims to Mecca have you heard absconded? Are we not living in the same Nigeria? Be objective for once and call a spade a spade. If it had happened otherwise i'm sure your comments wont be the same. Una just sleep put head for one place.

Oga, you don forget say if you abscond for Mecca and caught nah beheading straight be that ? So those who want to indulge are few due to the very high risk unlike in Isreal where when caught they would simply deport you back..
Peace..!!!

Grupo:
Oga, Israel is not any heaven abeg, stop peddling ignorance.

Imagine a lecturer with a regular job and pay absconding to be an illegal migrant in Israel?

Israel of all places where the citizens and the government don't like blacks!

Why are we Nigerians so stupid?

There are no monies to be picked on the streets "in the abroad".

Don't go and constitution nuisance in another man's land!

I know Nigeria is hard, I'm not saying anybody should not leave. But plan your movement and follow the legal route. Also, set your expectations and priorities right because even as a legal migrant, you still won't be picking money on trees.

The only people who make easy money outside Nigeria are drug dealers and yahoo boys. But mind you, they often get caught. A few of them who manage to escape come back to Nigeria brandishing a lot of wealth after just a few months of leaving and then you in Nigeria would think that's how easy it is to make money outside.

Nigerians abroad should help stop this menace. We know you are trying to make us see you as a baller, but stop portraying a false picture of life abroad to Nigerians at home. Not when they ask you of your monthly earning, you tell them $3,000 which loosely converts to ₦1 million in naija. But you don't tell them that you pay more than $1,000, which is around ₦350k as rent every month, not yearly. You don't tell them the money is taxed, you don't tell them that the money is made there and spent there.

I really feel sad knowing what these "abscondees" are going to face in Israel. They could be caught and deported. By then, they would have lost their stable job in naija. Chai.

Lastly, I even think this useless pilgrimage should be scraped. It is not serving any serious purpose and is just an avenue for politicians and rogue clergy men to steal government money.
The other time, government even had to subsidize FX for the purpose of pilgrimage.
That same period, I knew a man whose daughter was stranded in the UK because he couldn't find £ to send her. The same period, many business owners could not source FX to import their goods. Yet, government was subsidizing FX for a useless venture.

Instead of going to Israel and mecca, contributing to their economy in the name of useless pilgrimage, let us turn our own shrines and sacred forest to placed of pilgrimage too.

Did you know a certain native doctor in my village went up to the sky without tasting death? This happened in the early 20th century and not some fairy tale. In fact, the ruins of the man's shrine are still there today for all to see. If you are in doubt, follow me to my village in December, and I will show you.

People didn't know about this because we didn't have a lot of learned people back then. Also, they didn't attach much importance to the occurrence. If it had been documented, my village would have produced another Jesus and my village would have been a pilgrim site today.

I know there are other pilgrimage worthy sites scattered all over Nigeria. But because of our colonial mentality, we won't want to tap them. No wahala. Let's keep wasting FX on a useless venture.

Thank you my brother even though i dont agree with all you have written,sometimes i think Nigerians are some of the most ignorant people in the World.They never read the news or seek genuine information.

Any Nigerian planning to abscond must do that in EU countries,US,Canada,New Zealand or Australia.All these countries have asylum procedure with a humanitarian touch.

Anyone absconding in any other country in the world apart from the ones mentioned above is jumping from frying pan to fire.

Nigerians believe in Illusions The christians abscond in Israel while the muslims abscond in Saudi Arabia because they are holy lands unfortunately these two holy land countries discriminate against black people.

https://www.aljazeera.com/programmes/talktojazeera/inthefield/2018/03/deportation-prison-israel-african-asylum-seekers-180302143018483.html

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“We have more opportunities in Nigeria than in America and in Israel.

Grupo:
A man who could afford to go on pilgrimage can also eat and clothe himself, so, what's your point?

Imagine a lecturer leaving a stable job to be another "undocumented" African migrant?

I pray for u today, that as man, then only thing u will be able to do in life is to eat and clothe only urself.
say amen!
This is not a curse, i am only wishing u wat u wish a fellow citizen.

Offpoint:
Good morning Nairalanders *Yawn loudly*..

it's 7:14 am and I'm still on my bed because I'm jobless idīot, I no lazy work no just dey ni. if you have any graphical work abeg award am to me.... cuz de devil don dey remind me sey my neighbor get goat for backyard. I don't know what he mean by that, but I hope it's not what I'm thinking.

I'm a graphics designer, if you get freelance work I dey here, if you even get permanent work I dey here, no let devil make me go still iya Rukayat goat that woman husband get double barrel for house I too young to die mbok... abeg.
What shall it profit me to steal Iya Rukayat goat and lose my soul, and life? abeg.

........
I think dem only Absconded? if na me wetin I go do dey English word no dey dictionary... I go lost, disappear, vanish, miss, nowheretobefound... even dem gather 1000000,00000000,0000 search team and 10000,00000,00 search technology dem no fit find me. *In Yoruba Language with igbo accent--mo ti ro ni e'* [I don go be that].
dey only thing wey go make me come out na wen Michael blow dey trumpet.....else...... I die there

so funny

Bethor:
Oga, you don forget say if you abscond for Mecca and caught nah beheading straight be that ? So those who want to indulge are few due to the very high risk unlike in Isreal where when caught they would simply deport you back..
Peace..!!!

No country in the world beheads an illegal migrant,In Saudi Arabia and other Gulf states one could land in detention centres pending deportation.Gulf countries are not signatories to the Geneva Convention on Refugees.All middle East countries discriminate against black people including Israel.

slyng:
How many pilgrims to Mecca have you heard absconded? Are we not living in the same Nigeria? Be objective for once and call a spade a spade. If it had happened otherwise i'm sure your comments wont be the same. Una just sleep put head for one place.

U want die for Arab Moslem hand, Islam no get joy

Nigeria now approaching the world Largest escape room champion. almost everyone wants to escape from Buhari's change Nigeria.

Grupo:
Oga, Israel is not any heaven abeg, stop peddling ignorance.

Imagine a lecturer with a regular job and pay absconding to be an illegal migrant in Israel?

Israel of all places where the citizens and the government don't like blacks!

Why are we Nigerians so stupid?

There are no monies to be picked on the streets "in the abroad".

Don't go and constitution nuisance in another man's land!

I know Nigeria is hard, I'm not saying anybody should not leave. But plan your movement and follow the legal route. Also, set your expectations and priorities right because even as a legal migrant, you still won't be picking money on trees.

The only people who make easy money outside Nigeria are drug dealers and yahoo boys. But mind you, they often get caught. A few of them who manage to escape come back to Nigeria brandishing a lot of wealth after just a few months of leaving and then you in Nigeria would think that's how easy it is to make money outside.

Nigerians abroad should help stop this menace. We know you are trying to make us see you as a baller, but stop portraying a false picture of life abroad to Nigerians at home. Not when they ask you of your monthly earning, you tell them $3,000 which loosely converts to ₦1 million in naija. But you don't tell them that you pay more than $1,000, which is around ₦350k as rent every month, not yearly. You don't tell them the money is taxed, you don't tell them that the money is made there and spent there.

I really feel sad knowing what these "abscondees" are going to face in Israel. They could be caught and deported. By then, they would have lost their stable job in naija. Chai.

Lastly, I even think this useless pilgrimage should be scraped. It is not serving any serious purpose and is just an avenue for politicians and rogue clergy men to steal government money.
The other time, government even had to subsidize FX for the purpose of pilgrimage.
That same period, I knew a man whose daughter was stranded in the UK because he couldn't find £ to send her. The same period, many business owners could not source FX to import their goods. Yet, government was subsidizing FX for a useless venture.

Instead of going to Israel and mecca, contributing to their economy in the name of useless pilgrimage, let us turn our own shrines and sacred forest to placed of pilgrimage too.

Did you know a certain native doctor in my village went up to the sky without tasting death? This happened in the early 20th century and not some fairy tale. In fact, the ruins of the man's shrine are still there today for all to see. If you are in doubt, follow me to my village in December, and I will show you.

People didn't know about this because we didn't have a lot of learned people back then. Also, they didn't attach much importance to the occurrence. If it had been documented, my village would have produced another Jesus and my village would have been a pilgrim site today.

I know there are other pilgrimage worthy sites scattered all over Nigeria. But because of our colonial mentality, we won't want to tap them. No wahala. Let's keep wasting FX on a useless venture.

So you wrote all these just to discourage people from going abroad?

Always learn to be brief so the important part of your message won’t be lost.

romenna:
I pray for u today, that as man, then only thing u will be able to do in life is to eat and clothe only urself.
say amen!
This is not a curse, i am only wishing u wat u wish a fellow citizen.

This will be my last time replying you because you are ignorant.

What do you think these abscondees would be doing in Israel? You think they are going to be packing money on the streets of Israel? Think again. Read and learn.

GOFRONT:

NwaAmaikpe!!!!.......Where are Uu

Lalasticlacla's prison yard.

slyng:
How many pilgrims to Mecca have you heard absconded? Are we not living in the same Nigeria? Be objective for once and call a spade a spade. If it had happened otherwise i'm sure your comments wont be the same. Una just sleep put head for one place.

You shouldn’t have said this. You are just baiting for inter-religious e-fight. We all know what Islam feels like.

Don’t ever compare it with a sane religion like Christianity.

Congratulations to these fortunate ones.
Eventually, they are out of the shithole we're in.

Their state is not the problem, the problem is Nigeria. Anyone will do the same if they want to no matter the state they come from.

Grupo:
Oga, Israel is not any heaven abeg, stop peddling ignorance.

Imagine a lecturer with a regular job and pay absconding to be an illegal migrant in Israel?

Israel of all places where the citizens and the government don't like blacks!

Why are we Nigerians so stupid?

There are no monies to be picked on the streets "in the abroad".

Don't go and constitution nuisance in another man's land!

I know Nigeria is hard, I'm not saying anybody should not leave. But plan your movement and follow the legal route. Also, set your expectations and priorities right because even as a legal migrant, you still won't be picking money on trees.

The only people who make easy money outside Nigeria are drug dealers and yahoo boys. But mind you, they often get caught. A few of them who manage to escape come back to Nigeria brandishing a lot of wealth after just a few months of leaving and then you in Nigeria would think that's how easy it is to make money outside.

Nigerians abroad should help stop this menace. We know you are trying to make us see you as a baller, but stop portraying a false picture of life abroad to Nigerians at home. Not when they ask you of your monthly earning, you tell them $3,000 which loosely converts to ₦1 million in naija. But you don't tell them that you pay more than $1,000, which is around ₦350k as rent every month, not yearly. You don't tell them the money is taxed, you don't tell them that the money is made there and spent there.

I really feel sad knowing what these "abscondees" are going to face in Israel. They could be caught and deported. By then, they would have lost their stable job in naija. Chai.

Lastly, I even think this useless pilgrimage should be scraped. It is not serving any serious purpose and is just an avenue for politicians and rogue clergy men to steal government money.
The other time, government even had to subsidize FX for the purpose of pilgrimage.
That same period, I knew a man whose daughter was stranded in the UK because he couldn't find £ to send her. The same period, many business owners could not source FX to import their goods. Yet, government was subsidizing FX for a useless venture.

Instead of going to Israel and mecca, contributing to their economy in the name of useless pilgrimage, let us turn our own shrines and sacred forest to placed of pilgrimage too.

Did you know a certain native doctor in my village went up to the sky without tasting death? This happened in the early 20th century and not some fairy tale. In fact, the ruins of the man's shrine are still there today for all to see. If you are in doubt, follow me to my village in December, and I will show you.

People didn't know about this because we didn't have a lot of learned people back then. Also, they didn't attach much importance to the occurrence. If it had been documented, my village would have produced another Jesus and my village would have been a pilgrim site today.

I know there are other pilgrimage worthy sites scattered all over Nigeria. But because of our colonial mentality, we won't want to tap them. No wahala. Let's keep wasting FX on a useless venture.

When you leave Ibadan, your reasoning will upgrade.


Until then, you won't understand why African Immigrants chose Israeli prison over deportation.

Grupo:
This will be my last time replying you because you are ignorant.

What do you think these abscondees would be doing in Israel? You think they are going to be packing money on the streets of Israel? Think again. Read and learn.

Poverty is not good and you've got poverty of the mind. You obviously don't know what a standard life is about. They made you believe that you are living a good life here in naija to the extent that when you see people aspiring to move forward, it comes as a surprise to you.
I'll conclude with your own words. YOU NEED TO READ AND LEARN!

Offpoint:
Sir, I registered almost 3 months ago, my mistake was using Nigeria account. I've uploaded best of my works, but most of jobs are giving to old users... it's a battle field for new comers. No money to boost my account.

One way round is to provide an unbelievable offer.

It may mean price your work dirt cheap which is common with people from Pakistan, India and Bangladesh or offer some very valuable extras.

An alternative is to go-to warriorforum and use their warriorforhire forum. It cost money though.

Why not google" How to drive traffic to my Fiverr gig or get clients.

japa group

good4all40:
For a soldier and lecturer with good salaries to have absconded this country, this is a practical explanation of how this present government have made this country unlivable for many.

I just dey laugh all these "stay in Nigeria apologists" saying Nigeria is all that.

It is when Buhari wins a second term that many will know that the country has been destroyed kpata kpata

otuekong1:
i repeat it again stop taking drugs cause u reason like a cow

Your moniker shows where you belong

King Kong

grandstar:
Go to Fiverr. There's lots of work there for you.
You could be making $500 or more monthly there

Fiverr don cast
It's really difficult out there to get gigs

yazach:
Your moniker shows where you belong
King Kong

am proud of where i come from, am not as mumulistic as you

slyng:
How many pilgrims to Mecca have you heard absconded? Are we not living in the same Nigeria? Be objective for once and call a spade a spade. If it had happened otherwise i'm sure your comments wont be the same. Una just sleep put head for one place.

na only robot go wan stay saudi...no gbedu dia

Even Soldier man and police man no fit stay to see 2019 elections..
A family living large in Naija recently sold their properties and zoomed off...only one daughter remaining just to finish with d sales..
Can we survive 2019 season movie?, cause 2015 season never end, everybody dey run

EternalTruths:
Don't blame them.

Who will visit Heaven (Israel) and wants to return back to Hell (Nigeria).

You said Nigeria is Hell, you parents and your whole family are in Nigeria, that means your parents and your whole family are in . . . . . . . .

Hmm this is strong o! Anyway they have their excusable reason to do so, if they were hopeless in Nigeria, I believe they will surely find hope or worsening disappointment elsewhere. If it were me, it would be a big defamation of character and a heavy shame to abscond. Abscond to where This is truly a Colonial slavery mindset. I tell people that there's no heaven nor hell anywhere except the one u chose to make with your own hands. Not the one you are given

otuekong1:
am proud of where i come from, am not as mumulistic as you

If you post rubbish again

cocolacec:
No country in the world beheads an illegal migrant,In Saudi Arabia and other Gulf states one could land in detention centres pending deportation.Gulf countries are not signatories to the Geneva Convention on Refugees.All middle East countries discriminate against black people including Israel.

Oga, if you know you know..!!
Peace..!!