₦airaland Forum

I don't blame them at all, who intentionally wants to live and stay in hell? because Nigeria as it is now is hell on earth; I'm thinking of going on exile to Togo till Buhari is sent back to daura where he belongs.

romenna:
Poverty is not good and you've got poverty of the mind. You obviously don't know what a standard life is about. They made you believe that you are living a good life here in naija to the extent that when you see people aspiring to move forward, it comes as a surprise to you.
I'll conclude with your own words. YOU NEED TO READ AND LEARN!

Mr. Guide life, congratulations on your migration to South Sudan. Bye

yazach:
If you post rubbish again

u are not making sense, kindly do urself good by visiting the nearest psychiatric hospital

Grupo:
Oga, Israel is not any heaven abeg, stop peddling ignorance.

Imagine a lecturer with a regular job and pay absconding to be an illegal migrant in Israel?

Israel of all places where the citizens and the government don't like blacks!

Why are we Nigerians so stupid?

There are no monies to be picked on the streets "in the abroad".

Don't go and constitution nuisance in another man's land!

I know Nigeria is hard, I'm not saying anybody should not leave. But plan your movement and follow the legal route. Also, set your expectations and priorities right because even as a legal migrant, you still won't be picking money on trees.

The only people who make easy money outside Nigeria are drug dealers and yahoo boys. But mind you, they often get caught. A few of them who manage to escape come back to Nigeria brandishing a lot of wealth after just a few months of leaving and then you in Nigeria would think that's how easy it is to make money outside.

Nigerians abroad should help stop this menace. We know you are trying to make us see you as a baller, but stop portraying a false picture of life abroad to Nigerians at home. Not when they ask you of your monthly earning, you tell them $3,000 which loosely converts to ₦1 million in naija. But you don't tell them that you pay more than $1,000, which is around ₦350k as rent every month, not yearly. You don't tell them the money is taxed, you don't tell them that the money is made there and spent there.

I really feel sad knowing what these "abscondees" are going to face in Israel. They could be caught and deported. By then, they would have lost their stable job in naija. Chai.

Lastly, I even think this useless pilgrimage should be scraped. It is not serving any serious purpose and is just an avenue for politicians and rogue clergy men to steal government money.
The other time, government even had to subsidize FX for the purpose of pilgrimage.
That same period, I knew a man whose daughter was stranded in the UK because he couldn't find £ to send her. The same period, many business owners could not source FX to import their goods. Yet, government was subsidizing FX for a useless venture.

Instead of going to Israel and mecca, contributing to their economy in the name of useless pilgrimage, let us turn our own shrines and sacred forest to placed of pilgrimage too.

Did you know a certain native doctor in my village went up to the sky without tasting death? This happened in the early 20th century and not some fairy tale. In fact, the ruins of the man's shrine are still there today for all to see. If you are in doubt, follow me to my village in December, and I will show you.

People didn't know about this because we didn't have a lot of learned people back then. Also, they didn't attach much importance to the occurrence. If it had been documented, my village would have produced another Jesus and my village would have been a pilgrim site today.

I know there are other pilgrimage worthy sites scattered all over Nigeria. But because of our colonial mentality, we won't want to tap them. No wahala. Let's keep wasting FX on a useless venture.

My brother you have said it all. You already nailed it here on Nairaland. I have once given an analysis of life abroad and the cost of keeping up in most of these heavenly portrayed countries. The honest truth is this. Only lazy people, coward, ingrates and greedy people who love to go abroad hoping to pick dollars and find better life abroad. Most of us back home don't know that slot abroad are so broke and frustrated abroad that they are ashamed of coming back home but prefer to stay back abroad eating the cheap pizza, burger and Coca Cola posting useless fresh look pic of Attic chicken Ross 708 as evidence of good living on facebook giving you the false impression of LG life is good.

I can say and defend this time over and over again. It is these same rogues who travel abroad with their entire family who still come back and want to fill political offices and appointment recycling their families again and again in the name of on the spot for quick money think the rest of Nigerians who chose to be patriots are fools.

slyng:
How many pilgrims to Mecca have you heard absconded? Are we not living in the same Nigeria? Be objective for once and call a spade a spade. If it had happened otherwise i'm sure your comments wont be the same. Una just sleep put head for one place.

if you are to leave the shore of this country and you are to choose between Saudi Arabia(Asia) and Israel(Europe), which of the two will your destination be?

Grupo:
Mr. Guide life, congratulations on your migration to South Sudan. Bye

Be gone! you Schmuck!

jahsharon:
You said Nigeria is Hell, you parents and your whole family are in Nigeria, that means your parents and your whole family are in . . . . . . . .

That is why I want God to break up the hell (Nigeria) so that we can enjoy our heaven (Biafra).

otuekong1:
u are not making sense, kindly do urself good by visiting the nearest psychiatric hospital

We you keep kwaiyet

EternalTruths:
That is why I want God to break up the hell (Nigeria) so that we can enjoy our heaven (Biafra).

breaking Nigeria will not change anything

It's not as if we Igbos are any different in terms of the non challant attitude towards development

It's a national mess and we need a national reorientation

Nigeria today is one big mess

Breaking Nigeria into bits will not change it.

Offpoint:
Good morning Nairalanders *Yawn loudly*..

it's 7:14 am and I'm still on my bed because I'm jobless idīot, I no lazy work no just dey ni. if you have any graphical work abeg award am to me.... cuz de devil don dey remind me sey my neighbor get goat for backyard. I don't know what he mean by that, but I hope it's not what I'm thinking.

I'm a graphics designer, if you get freelance work I dey here, if you even get permanent work I dey here, no let devil make me go still iya Rukayat goat that woman husband get double barrel for house I too young to die mbok... abeg.
What shall it profit me to steal Iya Rukayat goat and lose my soul, and life? abeg.

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I think dem only Absconded? if na me wetin I go do dey English word no dey dictionary... I go lost, disappear, vanish, miss, nowheretobefound... even dem gather 1000000,00000000,0000 search team and 10000,00000,00 search technology dem no fit find me. *In Yoruba Language with igbo accent--mo ti ro ni e'* [I don go be that].
dey only thing wey go make me come out na wen Michael blow dey trumpet.....else...... I die there

Lol, funny

Islie:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2018/07/10/soldier-policeman-lecturer-97-other-nigerian-pilgrims-abscond-in-israel/amp/

Won ti gbeja

yazach:
We you keep kwaiyet

cow brain LOL

grandstar:
One way round is to provide an unbelievable offer.

It may mean price your work dirt cheap which is common with people from Pakistan, India and Bangladesh or offer some very valuable extras.

An alternative is to go-to warriorforum and use their warriorforhire forum. It cost money though.

Why not google" How to drive traffic to my Fiverr gig or get clients.

Thanks for the tips... I'm grateful

Ugosample:
breaking Nigeria will not change anything

It's not as if we Igbos are any different in terms of the non challant attitude towards development

It's a national mess and we need a national reorientation

Nigeria today is one big mess

Breaking Nigeria into bits will not change it.

Mechi onu gi there.

Even the Afonjas know that Biafra will be heaven when compared to this hell called Nigeria.

EternalTruths:
Mechi onu gi there.

Even the Afonjas know that Biafra will be heaven when compared to this hell called Nigeria.

ok

Israel of all place. People wey no like blacks

EternalTruths:
Mechi onu gi there.

Even the Afonjas know that Biafra will be heaven when compared to this hell called Nigeria.

Loolz bros u dont mean it

.somebody shud epp me with that picture of Oshomole with his hands on hi waists

Ugosample:
breaking Nigeria will not change anything

It's not as if we Igbos are any different in terms of the non challant attitude towards development

It's a national mess and we need a national reorientation

Nigeria today is one big mess

Breaking Nigeria into bits will not change it.

I like someone like you. No sentiments. Just straight up response devoid of bias.

Even is Naija split today, TRIBES would fight each other for governance, so what are we talking about? There are people profiting from the disdain attitide of Nigerians and see no reason it should change.

Didn't WE ALL love Ahmed Musa when he scored 2 goals for Nigeria in the same match. Didn't we all unite behind the Super Eagles? Let us unite behind Nigeria in like manner.

otuekong1:
cow brain LOL

IPOB TERRORIST

yazach:
IPOB TERRORIST

how many persons has ipob killed compared to ur dirty rag tag bloodsucking zombies fulani killer herdsmen,u better grow up so dat u dnt die of hatred cow.

slyng:
How many pilgrims to Mecca have you heard absconded? Are we not living in the same Nigeria? Be objective for once and call a spade a spade. If it had happened otherwise i'm sure your comments wont be the same. Una just sleep put head for one place.

Saudi is not particularly an example of the free world...

otuekong1:
how many persons has ipob killed compared to ur dirty rag tag bloodsucking zombies fulani killer herdsmen,u better grow up so dat u dnt die of hatred cow.

They killed in plateau, taraba venue

But because of their lies they will shout fulani herdsmen

yazach:
They killed in plateau, taraba venue

But because of their lies they will shout fulani herdsmen

na wao,dem they talk but i no believe am,many are mad but few are roaming d street, oma se oohh, cow brain

otuekong1:
na wao,dem they talk but i no believe am,many are mad but few are roaming d street, oma se oohh, cow brain

IPOB Terrorist

Like the man said they absconded because of their colonial mindset, Isreal of all places is where you want to search for greener pastures, nobody will tell them before they will use their own leg find their way back to Nigeria.

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Sunky200:
if you are to leave the shore of this country and you are to choose between Saudi Arabia(Asia) and Israel(Europe), which of the two will your destination be?

Israel is in the middle East not Europe
Map of Europe

Christians indeed.

Show me a Nigerian christian and i will show you a confused human using religion to flag his or her attitudes.

did i just read 'soldier' who is trained to beat any hardship to abscond? chai!!!! i am in trouble.

now a lecturer who might even taught many generation of students to believe in their country's future to run!!! then it is time i kuku ma pack my bag and look for when nigeria is going for another world cup make i tag along.

nigeria we are .......

yazach:
IPOB Terrorist

Mr Dunce

otuekong1:
Mr Dunce

He pain am. Go Israel and leave my country. IPOB

yazach:
He pain am. Go Israel and leave my country. IPOB

Nope Am Nope Pained Headslamer