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This is a story Money Lenders and borrowers in Nigeria can relate to.

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1. This is why I don't like lending people money

2. My guy I lent 50k has stopped picking my calls because its due for payback

3. When your girlfriend suggest that you go visit him and hear him out

4. Guy, why haven't you been picking my calls and where is my money please?

5. Please don't insult me. How much am I owing you that you want to kill my battery for?

6. My guy, nobody wey no dey owe. Even Nigeria and America self dey owe

7. Then he told you, you be my guy, when I get the money, na me go call you myself... Relax

8. Then you think within yourself, I have to involve the police in this matter, after all, Police is my friend.

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9. Young Man, when you wan pay this guy his money ?

10. Officer, things are hard, I will be paying him 750 naira per month till it completes.

11. Then the officer tells you, collect it like that my brother, there's nothing more I can do, police no dey draw debt.

12. Kai ....! No problem na me do myself na. Next time make I see person wey go con beg me for help.

Salvage Or Epic

13. This will be the last time I will render any help. Even if the person like make him die!

14. But wait o, 750 naira per month, how many month will it take him to complete my 50,000 naira

15. Then after few months, another friend came begging for 20k, claiming that his mum is sick and needs treatment.

I was like, Really , are you serious?

I die here !

16. Oga, I no go lend you shishi, once bitten is twice shy, same stick no dey shuck person for eye twice

17. But as my friend sha, I fit give you 5k for dash, don't pay me back..you can go and hustle for the remaining 15k

18. After two days, he returned the 5k to me,

I was like, hanhan, but I said you should not pay me back na..... Na dash I dash you padi.

19. Then he told me his mum died because he couldn't come up with the remaining 15k... Therefore, he won't be needing the 5k again. Its as useless as me

20. I thought within me.


Oh my God! and I have over 326 billion dollars in my account o

21. Moral of the story........


Never punish a present friend for the offences of a past friend.



The end...






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When you so broke and finally saw the debtor who has been running away from you










Guy where my 5k Na
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Hmmmmm. i can relate