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BetterKola:
I do know this is not right Section.

Guys, please Which Laptop do you think is good for Web Designing, web Development and Gaming.

Low Budget please.

goto computer section bro you will get the right answer

Driver When We Reach Benin, Please Tell Me!!!
""An old woman boarded a Bus to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver: "Driver, please, ‪when we reach Benin tell me o."‬
‪The driver nodded and then she shouted again: "My children, una hear wetin I tell am?"‬
‪Everybody responded: "Yes, Mama."‬
‪On the long journey to Lagos, everybody slept off and forgot about Mama's request.‬
‪After several hours of driving and then close to Lagos, with Benin about four hours behind, the old woman asked: "Driver, you never reach Benin since?" "Ooooh!" the driver exclaimed, "Mama, Benin is like four hours behind us."‬
‪"Ah!", the woman shouted and started crying, saying: "Take me back to Benin, abeg, I no wan wahala o." Considering the age of the woman, the passengers agreed that the driver should turn back to Benin.‬
‪On getting to Benin, the driver came down, opened the door and told the woman she was in Benin.‬
‪The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out two tablets of Panadol and swallowed them with water. She then smiled and said:‬
‪"Thank you, my son. Na my daughter say when I reach Benin, make I drink two tablets of Panadol���‬
‪"I don take am now, oya make we dey go Lagos..." if u ar d driver what will u do?‬������‬
‪As you smile and laugh to this joke, may laughter never depart from You!!!���‬
‪Laughter is a good medicine""

yehmy:
If you play my games i dropped today Congrat o, but i no get sub again o, somebody should show me love now

am comin' lemme order for lube.

Please I don't like people screaming o

IamJix:
Senior man, how far with this picks?

Ernest Gulbis use chainsaw cut am

[s]

emmaak2:
Driver When We Reach Benin, Please Tell Me!!!
""An old woman boarded a Bus to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver: "Driver, please, ‪when we reach Benin tell me o."‬
‪The driver nodded and then she shouted again: "My children, una hear wetin I tell am?"‬
‪Everybody responded: "Yes, Mama."‬
‪On the long journey to Lagos, everybody slept off and forgot about Mama's request.‬
‪After several hours of driving and then close to Lagos, with Benin about four hours behind, the old woman asked: "Driver, you never reach Benin since?" "Ooooh!" the driver exclaimed, "Mama, Benin is like four hours behind us."‬
‪"Ah!", the woman shouted and started crying, saying: "Take me back to Benin, abeg, I no wan wahala o." Considering the age of the woman, the passengers agreed that the driver should turn back to Benin.‬
‪On getting to Benin, the driver came down, opened the door and told the woman she was in Benin.‬
‪The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out two tablets of Panadol and swallowed them with water. She then smiled and said:‬
‪"Thank you, my son. Na my daughter say when I reach Benin, make I drink two tablets of Panadol���‬
‪"I don take am now, oya make we dey go Lagos..." if u ar d driver what will u do?‬������‬
‪As you smile and laugh to this joke, may laughter never depart from You!!!���‬
‪Laughter is a good medicine""

[/s]this joke has been on the net since 2013. It's a pity you just came across it.

chewbacca:
Ernest Gulbis use chainsaw cut am

chainsaw, not even hand-saw or razor

yehmy:
If you play my games i dropped today Congrat o, but i no get sub again o, somebody should show me love now

This your keyboard LIT

afoltundeseun:
am comin' lemme order for lube.
Please I don't like people screaming o

Lol. odeh 14years

enjay1:
and its greened up! thanks buddy! yesterday four tickets lost, about 2k gone, the day after that 3 tickets gone, ive lost all taste of battle with alabi the great and was now considering an exit strategy. but on returning from church today i saw this and had to make the hard decision of either buying plantain with a 500 naira or trying one more time, i swear if it had failed i would have quit! please keep 'em coming.

the guy dy try

chewbacca:
This your keyboard LIT

Abi now touchpal things

afoltundeseun:
[s][/s]this joke has been on the net since 2013. It's a pity you just came across it.

WHICH NET R U TALKING ABOUT

afoltundeseun:
chainsaw, not even hand-saw or razor

locust:
Make I calculate am baba

Calculate am in Millions sir

About today

chewbacca:
Ernest Gulbis use chainsaw cut am

Nna ehnnnnn, one game just ruined each of my two different tickets.

emmaak2:
Driver When We Reach Benin, Please Tell Me!!!
""An old woman boarded a Bus to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver: "Driver, please, ‪when we reach Benin tell me o."‬
‪The driver nodded and then she shouted again: "My children, una hear wetin I tell am?"‬
‪Everybody responded: "Yes, Mama."‬
‪On the long journey to Lagos, everybody slept off and forgot about Mama's request.‬
‪After several hours of driving and then close to Lagos, with Benin about four hours behind, the old woman asked: "Driver, you never reach Benin since?" "Ooooh!" the driver exclaimed, "Mama, Benin is like four hours behind us."‬
‪"Ah!", the woman shouted and started crying, saying: "Take me back to Benin, abeg, I no wan wahala o." Considering the age of the woman, the passengers agreed that the driver should turn back to Benin.‬
‪On getting to Benin, the driver came down, opened the door and told the woman she was in Benin.‬
‪The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out two tablets of Panadol and swallowed them with water. She then smiled and said:‬
‪"Thank you, my son. Na my daughter say when I reach Benin, make I drink two tablets of Panadol���‬
‪"I don take am now, oya make we dey go Lagos..." if u ar d driver what will u do?‬������‬
‪As you smile and laugh to this joke, may laughter never depart from You!!!���‬
‪Laughter is a good medicine""

This joke is ageless! Lol!

Chiefheywhy:
HAPPY SUNDAY

Paide Linnameeskond - Kuressaare
Total: Total Over (2)
1.26

Dundalk - Bohemian Dublin
1X2: W Dundalk
1.31

Djurgardens - Sundsvall
Total: Total Over (1.5)
1.21


TOTAL ODD : 1.99
1XBET CODE : ZDSZK

Wonnnn

Guys plz help me put Juve Stabia in ur mind ooo O1.5 it's just the last game for me to collect 1500

Not the best of profit but we still grateful for this one today.

codemaniacs:
second hand laptops...
check for RAM (at least 4gb RAM) and graphics card for gaming..
you can do web design with HTML, CSS, JS on any computer or phone ...

Thanks brah......I appreciate. Can you give any estimate of the price Range?

yehmy:
goto computer section bro you will get the right answer

ok brah.

Sexybeauty1:
Guys plz help me put Juve Stabia in ur mind ooo
O1.5
it's just the last game for me to collect 1500

68 mins and them dy play 0 0, it can still happen Na football

IamJix:
Nna ehnnnnn, one game just ruined each of my two different tickets.

One game again? village people don tire for your case gan

Las Las We thank God for today

DrProf:
Z7CDRNF7 (22 odds)
Superligaen
Hobro - Brondby
2-4 Goals
1.48


Chinese Super League
Tianjin Quanjian - FC Changchun Yatai
2-4 Goals
1.45


J.League 2
Niigata Albirex - JEF United Ichihara Chiba
& Over(2.5)
1.92


J.League 2
Omiya Ardija - Roasso Kumamoto
Home 2-3
1.98


League Cup
Hearts - Inverness CT
Over(1.5)
1.18


Premijer Liga
NK Celik Zenica - FK Zeljeznicar
2
1.60


Club Friendly Games
Napoli - Chievo
1
1.44

Cash out go Don show about 1000 naira. So please do.

. Z7CB3YRD

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BRAZIL: PALMERIAS VS PARANA - HOME WIN @ 1.28

SLOVAKIA: SLOVAN VS PODBREZOVA - HOME WIN @ 1.22

ESTONIA: PAIDE VS KURESSAARE - OVER 2.5 GOALS @ 1.40


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All games won

enjay1:
and its greened up! thanks buddy! yesterday four tickets lost, about 2k gone, the day after that 3 tickets gone, ive lost all taste of battle with alabi the great and was now considering an exit strategy. but on returning from church today i saw this and had to make the hard decision of either buying plantain with a 500 naira or trying one more time, i swear if it had failed i would have quit! please keep 'em coming.

You are welcome!

36k Maribor and Red star una weldone o My God is watching you.... i go still buy the phone next month with Alabi money






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IamJix:
Nna ehnnnnn, one game just ruined each of my two different tickets.

sorry bro, better luck next time