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Slap Any Comedian That Cracks Jokes Against Jesus – Apostle Suleiman by WotzupNG(op): 10:42am On Aug 29, 2018
The General Overseer of Omega Fire Ministries, Apostle Johnson Suleiman has taken a swipe at Nigerian comedians who love using the name of Jesus Christ to crack jokes.

Apostle Suleman wondered why no Comedian uses the name of Mohammed the prophet of Islam to crack jokes.

According to him, Comedians will be killed if they crack jokes with Mohammed.

He also took a swipe at Christians that do not stand up in defence of clergymen as they get dragged online.

While preaching in his church in Edo State recently, Apostle Suleman said ‘No regard. Imagine comedians will be cracking jokes and using Jesus for joke, calling Jesus Bros J and a pastor doesn’t go to the altar and give him sound slap.

“Can you joke with Mohammed like that? They will kill you.”

https://www.wotzup.ng/2018/08/apostle-suleiman-comedian-jesus-jokes/

Re: Slap Any Comedian That Cracks Jokes Against Jesus – Apostle Suleiman by alBHAGDADI: 10:43am On Aug 29, 2018
Sorry Apostle Suleiman, this is false teaching.

We are Christians and children of God, not children of darkness who go about defending their corrupt prophet with violence. Vengeance is His, not ours. Let Him deal with them Himself. I can bet that He will be merciful unto them, as He has always been, until the day of judgment.

If we go about slapping everyone who criticize Jesus, do you think there will be anyone for us to save? I'm glad I'm not in the Middle East where your head can fall off just for questioning a questionable prophet who beheaded 600 Jews in one night. He even converted, married and had sex with a woman after he beheaded her brother, father and husband that same night.

Comedians can keep cracking their jokes about Jesus. Their judgment is in the hands of God.
Re: Slap Any Comedian That Cracks Jokes Against Jesus – Apostle Suleiman by sapeleboi(m): 11:02am On Aug 29, 2018
Christianity @ war grin
Re: Slap Any Comedian That Cracks Jokes Against Jesus – Apostle Suleiman by enilove(m): 11:22am On Aug 29, 2018
alBHAGDADI:
Sorry Apostle Suleiman, this is false teaching.

We are Christians and children of God, not children of darkness who go about defending their corrupt prophet with violence. Vengeance is His, not ours. Let Him deal with them Himself. I can bet that He will be merciful unto them, as He has always been, until the day of judgment.

If we go about slapping everyone who criticize Jesus, do you think there will be anyone for us to save? I'm glad I'm not in the Middle East where your head can fall off just for questioning a questionable prophet who beheaded 600 Jews in one night. He even converted, married and had sex with a woman after he beheaded her brother, father and husband that same night.

Comedians can keep cracking their jokes about Jesus. Their judgment is in the hands of God.
I agree there is no need to slap any comedian that disrespects the name of our Lord Jesus , but I disagree with you on the point that we should let them continue to crack their jokes about Jesus in the church.

The church is not an entertainment ground. It is a house of prayer and not a club house.

If they want to crack jokes they should go somewhere else.

Ephesians 5:4 KJV

[4] Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.
Re: Slap Any Comedian That Cracks Jokes Against Jesus – Apostle Suleiman by alBHAGDADI: 11:28am On Aug 29, 2018
enilove:
I agree there is no need to slap any comedian that disrespects the name of our Lord Jesus , but I disagree with you on the point that we should let them continue to crack their jokes about Jesus in the church.

The church is not an entertainment ground. It is a house of prayer and not a club house.

If they want to crack jokes they should go somewhere else.

Ephesians 5:4 KJV

[4] Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.
I wasn't talking about allowing them crack jokes of whatever kind in Church.

That should never be allowed.

But they can do whatever they like elsewhere, even though we done approve of it.
Re: Slap Any Comedian That Cracks Jokes Against Jesus – Apostle Suleiman by Aaronsrod: 12:13pm On Aug 29, 2018
WotzupNG:
The General Overseer of Omega Fire Ministries, Apostle Johnson Suleiman has taken a swipe at Nigerian comedians who love using the name of Jesus Christ to crack jokes.

“Can you joke with Mohammed like that? They will kill you.”
A true Man of God.

Death to all who mock the Son of God.

Let us wash and stand redeemed in the blood of His enemies.

Selah!!
Re: Slap Any Comedian That Cracks Jokes Against Jesus – Apostle Suleiman by enilove(m): 12:22pm On Aug 29, 2018
alBHAGDADI:
I wasn't talking about allowing them crack jokes of whatever kind in Church.

That should never be allowed.

But they can do whatever they like elsewhere, even though we done approve of it.
That was what Apostle Suleiman was talking against .

Check the last statement posted by the OP. I mean the second to the last paragraph . He mentioned "alter".
Re: Slap Any Comedian That Cracks Jokes Against Jesus – Apostle Suleiman by MightySparrow: 2:30pm On Aug 29, 2018
I give them all e - slap grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
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