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Adverts I Wrote For A Friend For Whatsapp... by Divepen1(op): 12:15pm On Aug 29, 2018
I wrote this for a friend..



There's a saying that until a child tastes Honey �, he will think _pongila_� is the best.
Yet, the two of them have things that can make you run for your life..

Honey � attracts bees � ( _sorry WhatsApp no get original Bee_).
_pongila_attracts Ants �.
But I know someone that can make you get a taste that's beyond Honey! �
Whose work would not attract Ant �
You will *lick* finger �
Lick nylon or paper ���

It's none other than *Delish Cravings*
Maker of
• Samosa�
• Spring Roll ��
• Doughnut �
• Peanut �.....�
• Cup cake
☕ � �
• Meat Pie �...
To wash it down...
You can use

*Zobo*
Which she can make in her sleep..�‍♀

What's your occasion?
Birthday, Wedding�, Conference ��‍�, Excursion or Personal Celebration like your 'me' time...
Don't worry, she's got you covered ��

Don't waste time! Call her... �� Yes! Like, right now�

Number: *08107996742*

Or are you a spy�
Is someone tracking your phone send Email... ��‍�Now, before it's too late

oluwaremzy22@gmail.com
Or Instagram
*@delishcravings_*

Who am I?�‍♂
I don't even know because I'm ummm.... Eating... Ummm...
*Delish Cravings* ..

It's like...I'm in Para. Dise... Paraedize..
Paradise...
Re: Adverts I Wrote For A Friend For Whatsapp... by Divepen1(op): 12:17pm On Aug 29, 2018
Alexis grabbed pulled Richie to a corner in the rowdy house and planted a long kiss on his lips.
He should have pushed her away. They were just getting acquainted after they met a few days before. But who would push such ravishing beauty away?
'You're my Knight in shining armor', she muttered.
He pulled her closer.
' Everyone loved it'.
Few days to her sister's birthday they robbed and had nothing for the grand party they planned. He heard about it and went visiting.
'I'm not that rich but I can help with the little money with him'.
She gave him a disdainful look that she should have made him scramble out of the house but he kept his poise.
But her sister was eager to accept any help'.
'I won't give you the money', he said and her sister glanced at her as if to say it was her fault.
' I know a food guru that will give you great snacks. I'll pay'.
' We don't want snacks', Alexis said.
'It's not just any snacks', he replied.
Quickly, he called *Delish Cravings*. They got a sample and had a great birthday ceremony of Zobo and Snacks.
'You should be an event planner. I would have gone mad'.
She kissed him again.

Be like Richie. Have sense. Never let any event weigh you down, we've got you covered.
Call or chat us up at
Delish Cravings: 08107996742

Follow our IG page
@delishcravings_
Re: Adverts I Wrote For A Friend For Whatsapp... by Divepen1(op): 12:19pm On Aug 29, 2018
Wetin my mouth taste your mouth taste your mouth never taste... This new gbeke sweet pass honey pass Honey.

I don *lick* hand taya�
Lick nylon ���
Na
*Delish Cravings* cause am.
Dem dey do
• Samosa�
• Spring Roll ��
• Doughnut �
• Peanut �.....�
• Cup cake
☕ � �
• Meat Pie �...

The oga boss boss wey you fit use wash am down na

*Zobo*

The oga madam wey dey lord the thing fit do am for sleep�‍♀

Wetin you dey do? � Wetin dem jollificate with you for...
Birthday, Wedding�, Conference ��‍�, Excursion or your 'me' time...
No shaking. She dey with you gidigba

No go dey dull yourself Call her am now now �� Ngwanu, Yes uuu! Like, now now�

Number: 08107996742

You fit fine am for Instagram�� @delishcravings_

Or you be spy�

Someone dey track your call.. Send Email.. ��‍�sharpaly before dem catch you.

oluwaremzy22@gmail.com


...
*Delish Cravings* ..
Dey do Paradise food. I die here until I finish the three baff wey dey my front.
�
Re: Adverts I Wrote For A Friend For Whatsapp... by okafor200(m): 7:39am On Aug 31, 2018
Please i dont know if u can help me solve my nairaland problem of not posting

everytime i post in my story baba olowo the long prick it just automatically deletes and ban me for few days

i think its spambot issues
u can help rectify this if u can thanks do check my profile to see my comedy story
Re: Adverts I Wrote For A Friend For Whatsapp... by Divepen1(op): 9:10am On Aug 31, 2018
okafor200:
Please i dont know if u can help me solve my nairaland problem of not posting

everytime i post in my story baba olowo the long prick it just automatically deletes and ban me for few days

i think its spambot issues
u can help rectify this if u can thanks do check my profile to see my comedy story
Just send a message next time. Resolving it.
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