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Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by BrokenCock: 4:43pm On Oct 18, 2018
nwakibie3:
My fellow people in the labor market should i tell OP the truth? grin
LoL!!ppl like us, we no get certificate... Na job dey rush, na job dey rush us cheesy cheesy cheesy

When u go submit these ones fr interview dem go say,
This is useless
This is useless
This is useless
Hahahahahha
Get the job first and submit during promotion

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Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by Gerrard59(m): 4:48pm On Oct 18, 2018
KingsleyBuubba:
Nigerian youths... Too many certificates no skills

Please list the skills apart from programming.

Please don't mention shoemaking, carpentry or fashion designer.
Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by liam93: 4:49pm On Oct 18, 2018
TBH, all these certificates na scam, most of them are useless, asides NYSC certificate and SAED.
Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by Gloriawinning: 4:49pm On Oct 18, 2018
KehnnyCares:
Good one bro. Think about entrepreneur, the only way to survive the hardship of the county now.. No employer of labour to satisfy your needs and your dream. Make sure you work on your skills and thank me later


God will always see your through..

That's the sad truth, in western world entrepreneurship is unnecessary stress if you are well educated like OP because your salary a year can be up to £75k at senior level where you barely do anything so hard, so who cares about running around growing business.
Wishing OP all the best
Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by Exceliq: 4:52pm On Oct 18, 2018
Niceee.more Grease to ur elbows
Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by KehnnyCares(m): 5:04pm On Oct 18, 2018
Kirchhoff01:

People keep screaming Entrepreneurship, Entrepreneurship, Entrepreneurship, Entrepreneurship.... I can't help but laugh
Yeah! I repeat entrepreneurship is the best to happen to people like us when we've been making 6 figures monthly and employer of labour as well.

Keep laughing bro. Best of luck.

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Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by KehnnyCares(m): 5:05pm On Oct 18, 2018
Gloriawinning:


That's the sad truth, in western world entrepreneurship is unnecessary stress if you are well educated like OP because your salary a year can be up to £75k at senior level where you barely do anything so hard, so who cares about running around growing business.
Wishing OP all the best
Running around growing business you say? OMG!
Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by sgtponzihater1(m): 5:17pm On Oct 18, 2018
All those certificate no get weight. It cannot buy #50 fried groundnut.
Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by ndubueze92(m): 5:24pm On Oct 18, 2018
nwakibie3:
My fellow people in the labor market should i tell OP the truth? grin
Yes pls do.... Things are no longer at ease.
Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by KingsleyBuubba(m): 5:27pm On Oct 18, 2018
Gerrard59:


Please list the skills apart from programming.

Please don't mention shoemaking, carpentry or fashion designer.
Why the "apart from programming"
Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by nextstep(m): 5:43pm On Oct 18, 2018
nwakibie3:
My fellow people in the labor market should i tell OP the truth? grin

Please tell him how "the more certificates you have, the higher your salary" . In fact, forget starting at the bottom, you can be MD today.
I think I saw some news about people's certificates being found as epa or suya wrappers.

grin grin grin

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Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by Snow87(m): 5:48pm On Oct 18, 2018
Bros why only go gather all na, abeg help me to give Buhari one na

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Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by nextstep(m): 5:51pm On Oct 18, 2018
Gerrard59:


Please list the skills apart from programming.

Please don't mention shoemaking, carpentry or fashion designer.

How about the skills you need to get a few carpenters together working for you, and become a maker and seller of quality furniture?
Shoemaking: hire people to make shoes for you, and grow to become a major manufacturer.
Fashion: find out the profit margins of those who studied fashion, create your own brand, and have them sew for your brand.

Long story short: nobody got wealthy strictly off their own efforts: you can only make so many widgets in your waking hours. Wealth is built by harnessing many people's collective hours to produce things lots of people want, and taking a small profit from each unit sold.

School only teaches people to be good employees (barely), and certificates just say: "this person obediently jumped through hoops with us, which shows he might be good at jumping through hoops at your company".

There are not enough jobs for Nigerian youths to go around. Some of us have to be entrepreneurs... and those take skills that we're not taught at school.
Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by Nobody: 6:26pm On Oct 18, 2018
nwakibie3:
My fellow people in the labor market should i tell OP the truth? grin

Why u wan spoil the fun for him now... Na so I pack certificate come back, but after Owu flog me for 3months, I enter farm to cultivate small cassava for processing and selling..
Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by Idboyostic(m): 6:45pm On Oct 18, 2018
Bro....No offense but all this one no matter oo....Just Pray for connect.....No be by who get paper pass but by the Grace of God.

Na only your NYSC certificate na em I see oo
Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by Gerrard59(m): 6:55pm On Oct 18, 2018
KingsleyBuubba:

Why the "apart from programming"

This is because that is the only reasonable skill to learn. Fashion designing is just "there". Apparently, the word (skills) has been misused by the vast majority of Nigerians.
nextstep:


How about the skills you need to get a few carpenters together working for you, and become a maker and seller of quality furniture?
Shoemaking: hire people to make shoes for you, and grow to become a major manufacturer.
Fashion: find out the profit margins of those who studied fashion, create your own brand, and have them sew for your brand.

Long story short: nobody got wealthy strictly off their own efforts: you can only make so many widgets in your waking hours. Wealth is built by harnessing many people's collective hours to produce things lots of people want, and taking a small profit from each unit sold.

School only teaches people to be good employees (barely), and certificates just say: "this person obediently jumped through hoops with us, which shows he might be good at jumping through hoops at your company".

There are not enough jobs for Nigerian youths to go around. Some of us have to be entrepreneurs... and those take skills that we're not taught at school.

Well, you made good points but your last statement sums it all, "some of us have to be entrepreneurs...".

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Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by mosesadebanji: 7:09pm On Oct 18, 2018
Degree is no longer guarantee a job in Nigeria. Connection is now more than Degree that you should have to sustain your Degree certificate.
You are welcome to Nigeria Labour Market. It shall turn into favour for you.

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Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by Gloriawinning: 7:21pm On Oct 18, 2018
KehnnyCares:
Running around growing business you say? OMG!
Well Business is always a great idea smiley but the future is uncertain for he who is unskilled and isn't learning and developing.
That's why being an entrepreneur is hard I'm not condemning it
Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by doggedfighter(f): 9:47pm On Oct 18, 2018
nwakibie3:
My fellow people in the labor market should i tell OP the truth? grin



Truth hurts. Lol.
Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by DavSagacity(m): 10:07pm On Oct 18, 2018
nwakibie3:
My fellow people in the labor market should i tell OP the truth? grin
Abeg tell am OOOoo....all this paper certificate does not automatically translate to Job for Labour market Oooo.
Job Na man know man things now... cerbuticate or no cerbuticate
Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by Bluehill1051: 11:44pm On Oct 18, 2018
All these useless certificates that no one fails. Just pay ur money n u will get the paper. Even the ppl issuing the certificates are hustlers. That's how they'll be running from one CDS to another shouting and reassuring us that the certificate has a seal and reference number for just #9500 for 3 Saturdays abi 5k for 3 days training. Pls what tangible thing can someone learn in that short time. Instead of these nonsense papers go and learn a skill or better still don't do them.
Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by yak(m): 6:26am On Oct 19, 2018
GreenMavro:
cool
See my guy own
Abeokuta south LG Ogun State
Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by MrGreenMavro: 10:12am On Oct 19, 2018
yak:


Abeokuta south LG Ogun State
correct u sabi person
Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by KehnnyCares(m): 10:53am On Oct 19, 2018
Gloriawinning:

Well Business is always a great idea smiley but the future is uncertain for he who is unskilled and isn't learning and developing.
That's why being an entrepreneur is hard I'm not condemning it
The thing is, the more you do it, the more you learn many ideas and basic things about it.. I was hard to convinced to venture into it then, but am glad I did. Once you're in control of your income, expenditure and finances you will surely manage and maintain the confidentiality of making your business stand always

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Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by yak(m): 5:27pm On Oct 19, 2018
GreenMavro:
correct u sabi person
congratulations
Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by Eudes(m): 7:22pm On Oct 19, 2018
phemsie:

if everybody is creating jobs, who would they employ
Your kind
Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by Lopyjcalling: 12:37pm On Oct 20, 2018
KingSatan:
sad sad sad sad


TYPICAL NIGERIAN. ALWAYS CELEBRATING CERTIFICATES


Incompetent and unemployable IDiot angry angry angry

Na only God know why body dey pepper u

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