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Leyqute:
LMAO

Allow that one to be asking JAMB question there.

I tried to remove my brain so i can reason at its level bt i couldn't, so i have no other option but to ignore the question.

Unlimited22:
LMAO

Airmark is this your David Luiz
Lordfalcao

hensben:
What’s LMAO you guys gave injury as an excuse for Neymar’s inconsistency why can’t u do same for Hazard too.

How many goals did hazard score in 2015 season that Leicester won the league

Now tell me any season neymar has given that type of miserable output

afrodoc2:
Allow that one to be asking JAMB question there.

I tried to remove my brain so i can reason at its level bt i couldn't, so i have no other option but to ignore the question.

LoL

Engaging him in a discussion- any type of discussion, is a total waste of time. It's hard to decipher if he's been mesmerized by Hazard's energetic pole dancing or if he's just an iredeemable Johnbull.

Neymar is not consistent. Mbappe is the one leading PSG.

Heywhizzy:
Neymar is very consistent compared to Hazard and I don't see any other attacker as consistent than him cept Cr7 & Messi

afrodoc2:
Allow that one to be asking JAMB question there.

I tried to remove my brain so i can reason at its level bt i couldn't, so i have no other option but to ignore the question.

Come and confess your sins Doc

Amba


Hanksanuku, come and confess your sins too

raumdeuter:
When he was under 30 was he not conceding 7 goals in a world cup semi

He was never a goal keeper.

airmark:
He was never a goal keeper.

Yet was rated below in the biggest game of his National team career

How is the below different from this
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hensben:
Neymar is not consistent. Mbappe is the one leading PSG.

Ogbeni I can't see sense in this nonsense.. Try another nonsense

raumdeuter:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/8203745_luizz_png7d947b9c459c75c7362f53b3739ae74b

The viciousness of this description belies the elegance of the author's prosaic delivery.

This is the gold standard of text dissing abeg.

That final bar may have been crafted by Shakespeare himself. Say fück PlayStation, Luiz na koso

Talk about delivering a deadly uppercut...with an ironfist...in a velvet glove

hensben:
Neymar is not consistent. Mbappe is the one leading PSG.

Thanks for putting it to our notice that Mbappe is also far more consistent than Hazard and has bettered Hazard every season since coming up

hensben:
Neymar is not consistent. Mbappe is the one leading PSG.

Neymar: 10 goals, 5 assists



Mbappe: 11 goals, 4 assists

airmark:
He was never a goal keeper.

Why is it that anyone you hype turns to shitt, Bonnuci, Krychokewack, Luiz, Belloti

raumdeuter:
Why is it that anyone you hype turns to shitt, Bonnuci, Krychokewack, Luiz, Belloti

While those you have written off keep shaming you..

Aguero and kane...

diggz:
While those you have written off keep shaming you..

Aguero and kane...

Show me where I wrote Kane off

raumdeuter:
Show me where I wrote Kane off

I dey village...I cannot start digging post when I dey hang for tree to fit get network...

Lavoca:
Neymar: 10 goals, 5 assists



Mbappe: 11 goals, 4 assists

Champions League

Neymar: 3 goals, 1 assist

Mbappe: 2 goals, 2 assists




Hensbrain aka Nonsense, since they are quite inseparable in goals and assists, should we bring their chance creations, dribbles per game or should we bring you last season statistics when they both arrived.. Pick one and don't reply me with Nonsense abeg

Only I Diot compare a player in league to the one in epl.

Heywhizzy:
Thanks for putting it to our notice that Mbappe is also far more consistent than Hazard and has bettered Hazard every season since coming up

hensben:
Only I Diot compare a player in league to the one in epl.

Can we compare their output in the CL since that is neither Ligue 1 nor EPL

With 16 minutes gone at Wembley it was clear the witching hour was at hand. Strange things had already begun to happen.

Chelsea’s custard-yellow shirts seemed to be moving through a heavier gravity. Moussa Sissoko had just picked up the ball in midfield and slalomed away from two Chelsea players, legs flailing like a drunken Zidane.

No doubt in the rows of suburban houses beyond the glare of the stadium the cats began to bark, the dogs miaowed and the birds flew backwards.

At which point, with Tottenham already 1-0 up, David Luiz seemed to wink out of existence completely; to take a breath, pinch his nose and disappear into the night air just as Harry Kane’s shot passed through the space where he had been standing and bounced on into the corner of the Chelsea net.

There was a brief hush at the sight of this sorcery, one of those moments where the air seems to rush out of the stadium, followed by a huge barrelling roar. What sorcery was this? What could we expect next from David Luiz? Perhaps he might play the entire second half encased within a clear plastic box, or emerge from the tunnel with his head inside a Siberian tiger’s mouth.


In the event David Luiz went one better, reprising the vanishing man trick to spectacular effect 10 minutes into the second half.

As Son Heung-min surged away from Jorginho, who seemed to be running through a trough of wet concrete, David Luiz appeared again suddenly, haring across the skyline like a mystery comet. Except this time he ran straight through Son, or over him, or under him via some hidden tunnel in the Wembley turf.

As Son cut inside and finished to make it 3-0, completing a wonderful individual goal, David Luiz was still facing the corner flag.

You half expected him to bow to the crowd, tip his shiny top hat and produce a fold-up wand from his back pocket. Plenty of footballers have vanished during a game, but few with such pure and devastating showmanship.

At which point it is probably time to give a little credit too. Chelsea’s Brazilian will take star billing for swaying out of the way of Kane’s goalbound shot with a little waggle of the buttocks; and for running past Son when convention demands at least some kind of attempt to take the ball.

Barney Ronay went in on Luiz o.

See as football writers dey use Luiz chase Pulitzer prize ffs

This was some damn good writing.

Is Hazard in UCL this season

raumdeuter:
Can we compare their output in the CL since that is neither Ligue 1 nor EPL

HanksAnuku:
Barney Ronay went in on Luiz o.

See as football writers dey use Luiz chase Pulitzer prize ffs

This was some damn good writing.

RT!
This is a very good writing! Just read it. He literally washed Luiz with hypo, rinsed him and washed him, again.

David Luiz is still ticking, by the time he explodes..... Till then.

hensben:
Is Hazard in UCL this season

Their entire CL career. Hazard has played 6 CL seasons neither Neymar nor Mbappe have played more than 6 seasons

So lets compare their outputs n those 6 seasons

Airmark come and read this comprehension about your best defender in the world

At which point, with Tottenham already 1-0 up, David Luiz seemed to wink out of existence completely; to take a breath, pinch his nose and disappear into the night air just as Harry Kane’s shot passed through the space where he had been standing and bounced on into the corner of the Chelsea net.

There was a brief hush at the sight of this sorcery, one of those moments where the air seems to rush out of the stadium, followed by a huge barrelling roar. What sorcery was this? What could we expect next from David Luiz? Perhaps he might play the entire second half encased within a clear plastic box, or emerge from the tunnel with his head inside a Siberian tiger’s mouth.


In the event David Luiz went one better, reprising the vanishing man trick to spectacular effect 10 minutes into the second half.

As Son Heung-min surged away from Jorginho, who seemed to be running through a trough of wet concrete, David Luiz appeared again suddenly, haring across the skyline like a mystery comet. Except this time he ran straight through Son, or over him, or under him via some hidden tunnel in the Wembley turf.

As Son cut inside and finished to make it 3-0, completing a wonderful individual goal, David Luiz was still facing the corner flag.

You half expected him to bow to the crowd, tip his shiny top hat and produce a fold-up wand from his back pocket. Plenty of footballers have vanished during a game, but few with such pure and devastating showmanship.

At which point it is probably time to give a little credit too. Chelsea’s Brazilian will take star billing for swaying out of the way of Kane’s goalbound shot with a little waggle of the buttocks; and for running past Son when convention demands at least some kind of attempt to take the ball.

airmark:
David luiz just needed a coach good in human relations, who would sit him down, tell him the quality he is made of and what is needed to improve on to make him the best defender in the world. Though i knew luiz would become good, but not this soon. I am really impressed with conte's inputs and the players readiness to work.

Luiz coming good

pkasso:
Luiz is definitely on another level. People are now drawing comparisms between him and Beckenbauer. I am so happy for him. He has always been unfairly criticized. The scapegoat when things go wrong. You should have seen the negative comments here when Chelsea signed him on deadline day. No one gave him a chance. Only airmark was optimistic enough. Credit must also go to Conte for bringing out the best in him. Ramuzaki should be placed on suicide watch. Luiz keeps proving him wrong with each passing game. If this continues, Apari might just 'pokunso' .

David Luiz fans club

I'm a better defender than David Luis
I wasn't this bad in inter-departmental match sef

hensben:
Only I Diot compare a player in league to the one in epl.

Champions League nko..

There is sense in this your nonsense,
Only You diot says that Epl is not a league

engrelvis:
Am nt a Chelsea fan but just because una lost to spurs yesterday words wan finish for all Chelsea fans mouth.dats is nt fair on coach sarri.he has tried so far.there r alot of matches yet to b played.man city n Liverpool day of reckoning will also come.mark my word.

Havent you heard? Hazard has lost his form according to people who dont even watch his games every time but look at stats, Jorginhos a shit fabregas (how do i even fucking refute this) and Sarri needs to play double pivot 4-2-3-1 because this is fifa .

Kimbeast:
Havent you heard? Hazard has lost his form according to people who dont even watch his games every time but look at stats, Jorginhos a shit fabregas (how do i even fucking refute this) and Sarri needs to play double pivot 4-2-3-1 because this is fifa .

There are some things that are pretty obvious.

The same Jorginho that broke passing record vs Westham only made 3 passes in the first 25 minutes yesterday.

Jorginho is the key to Sarriball but he is not press resistant.

That's how Everton used siggirdson to man Mark him completely out of the game too, and we drew 0-0 with them.

Once you press Jorginho, we're done...at least for now

Agbakolly:
I'm a better defender than David Luis
I wasn't this bad in inter-departmental match sef

If airmark had seen you play inter departmental he would have called you the best defender in the world