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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Skimpledawg(m): 8:44pm On Dec 08, 2018
Pataki:
No na HansAnuku. That one too sabi how to deal with Apari on this board. grin
Baba, I think say na Airmark o

Lol.

Na Airm.ark and N.ihilist get em medicine here finally
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Eruditor: 8:45pm On Dec 08, 2018
hensben:
What’s this one saying?
If he did not have any assists your excuse would have been; why play him as a false 9? It is not his favourite position. Same excuses you made for Conte last time.

You are not mocking Raumdeuter by showing him Hazard had assists. He has always argued that Hazard needed to do things like this on the bigger stages. If anything, he is a better critic than you are a fan.

But you would not understand because it is logic. So fork off.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Greatihex(m): 8:46pm On Dec 08, 2018
Nobody should ever insult Kante on this board again.
Kante for motm
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Eruditor: 8:47pm On Dec 08, 2018
The Kante hype train is on.

David Luiz was the MOTM and deservedly so.

After him should be Pedro.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m):
Olalekank:
Na glo you dey use?
I dey Chromecast from pad to TV. That one dey be like 1 minute behind
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:48pm On Dec 08, 2018
Papangolo, pangolo. . . .Papangolo, pangolo. . . we dey here. . . .


After the tikitaka, play the blues/ (the blues, the blues)
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Raumdeuter done dey type excuse/ (excuse, excuse)
after the reggae, sing the blues/ (the blues, the blues)

Apari hail am, say na boss/ (na boss, na boss)
He go go season without loss/ (no loss, no loss)
Till Sarri give him face kpokpos/ (kpopos, kpopos)
No Aguero, no blockos/ (blockos, blockos)

Kepa keep pass Ederson/ (Dasun, Dasun)
Na like Tesla vs Datsun/ (Datsun, Datsun)
Shakushaku two assists/ (assists, assists)
Our Headmaster na David/ (David, David)

Hazard turn Stones like Garri/ (Garri, Garri)
Ngolo Kane them like Harry/ (Harry, Harry)
Everybody hail Sarri/ (Sarri, Sarri)
Hair dey him head, no Apari/ (Apari, Apari)

Fabien Delph na Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Fernandinho, Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Captain Vincent, Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Manager Pep na Apari/ (Pari, Pari)

Chelsea no get Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Chelsea no like Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
We give 2 konks to Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Na who here be Apari?/ (Pari, Pari)
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by diggz: 8:50pm On Dec 08, 2018
Eruditor:
The Kante hype train is on

David Luiz was the MOTM and deservedly so.

After him should be Pedro.
Which kante hype train is on?

ELruditor take your time... angry You can insult hazard plus whoever you wish to in my team but stay away from kante angry
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 8:50pm On Dec 08, 2018
Yes... O


Oar blusss

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by diggz: 8:51pm On Dec 08, 2018
Ibime:
Papangolo, pangolo. . . .Papangolo, pangolo. . . we dey here. . . .


After the tikitaka, play the blues/ (the blues, the blues)
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Raumdeuter done dey type excuse/ (excuse, excuse)
after the reggae, sing the blues/ (the blues, the blues)

Apari hail am, say na boss/ (na boss, na boss)
He go go season without loss/ (no loss, no loss)
Till Sarri give him face kpokpos/ (kpopos, kpopos)
No Aguero, no blockos/ (blockos, blockos)

Kepa keep pass Ederson/ (Dasun, Dasun)
Na like Tesla vs Datsun/ (Datsun, Datsun)
Shakushaku two assists/ (assists, assists)
Our Headmaster na David/ (David, David)

Hazard turn Stones like Garri/ (Garri, Garri)
Ngolo Kane them like Harry/ (Harry, Harry)
Everybody hail Sarri/ (Sarri, Sarri)
Hair dey him head, no Apari/ (Apari, Apari)

Fabien Delph na Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Fernandinho, Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Captain Vincent, Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Manager Pep na Apari/ (Pari, Pari)

Chelsea no get Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Chelsea no like Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
We give 2 konks to Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Na who here be Apari?/ (Pari, Pari)
Blood cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Eruditor: 8:51pm On Dec 08, 2018
diggz:
Which kante type train is on?

ELruditor take your time... angry You can insult hazard plus whoever you wish to in my team but stay away from kante angry
I like Kante and he was ok today. But not enough for the hype on here. David Luiz and Pedro IMHO were better.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by KevinDein: 8:52pm On Dec 08, 2018
Eruditor:
LMAO.

Okay.
grin

Was just a slight dig at Pep and his fans.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by KevinDein: 8:53pm On Dec 08, 2018
Eruditor:
I like Kante and he was ok today. But not enough for the hype on here. David Luiz and Pedro IMHO were better.
Hahahaha

Kante was easily the man of the match.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hensben(m): 8:53pm On Dec 08, 2018
Eruditor:
If he did not have any assists your excuse would have been; why play him as a false 9? It is not his favourite position. Same excuses you made for Conte last time.

You are not mocking Raumdeuter by showing him Hazard had assists. He has always argued that Hazard needed to do things like this on the bigger stages. If anything, he is a better critic than you are a fan.

But you would not understand because it is logic. So fork off.
We only complain cos Conte tactics doesn’t suit Hazard as false 9.

Now F off. Bombomclat
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Eruditor: 8:53pm On Dec 08, 2018
KevinDein:
grin

Was just a slight dig at Pep and his fans.
I know, that is why I LMAOed. To acknowledge I saw it.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by diggz: 8:53pm On Dec 08, 2018
Eruditor:
I like Kante and he was ok today. But enough for the hype on here. David Luiz and Pedro IMHO were better.
What hype are you referring to in particular? Kante have been consistent for over 3seasons yet you are here screaming hype? Stopeeeet...
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by HanksAnuku: 8:53pm On Dec 08, 2018
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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by HanksAnuku: 8:54pm On Dec 08, 2018
[img]https://media1./images/a6b4f54a12d18d0acceb0387f3c55528/tenor.gif?itemid=13040050[/img]

And now the post match interview with Aparisports.

"Mr Homesteady, what's your take on this massive L inflicted by Chelsea FC on Pep Guardiola?"

No comment?

"Ok, over to you mr Raumdeuter"

"No comment too?"

Well, back to you guys in the Studio, Tom
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Eruditor: 8:54pm On Dec 08, 2018
KevinDein:
Hahahaha

Kante was easily the man of the match.
He was not, even officially, if I listened well. There is a lot of fluff and hoopla here. When the dust settles, David Luiz will get the plaudits he deserved.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 8:54pm On Dec 08, 2018
Ibime:
Papangolo, pangolo. . . .Papangolo, pangolo. . . we dey here. . . .


After the tikitaka, play the blues/ (the blues, the blues)
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Raumdeuter done dey type excuse/ (excuse, excuse)
after the reggae, sing the blues/ (the blues, the blues)

Apari hail am, say na boss/ (na boss, na boss)
He go go season without loss/ (no loss, no loss)
Till Sarri give him face kpokpos/ (kpopos, kpopos)
No Aguero, no blockos/ (blockos, blockos)

Kepa keep pass Ederson/ (Dasun, Dasun)
Na like Tesla vs Datsun/ (Datsun, Datsun)
Shakushaku two assists/ (assists, assists)
Our Headmaster na David/ (David, David)

Hazard turn Stones like Garri/ (Garri, Garri)
Ngolo Kane them like Harry/ (Harry, Harry)
Everybody hail Sarri/ (Sarri, Sarri)
Hair dey him head, no Apari/ (Apari, Apari)

Fabien Delph na Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Fernandinho, Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Captain Vincent, Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Manager Pep na Apari/ (Pari, Pari)

Chelsea no get Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Chelsea no like Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
We give 2 konks to Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Na who here be Apari?/ (Pari, Pari)
Pep take EPL wipe floor
The floor the floor
100 point in one season (season, season)
highest goals scored in the league The league the league
Mourinho don turn to houseboy
Conte na him dem sack. (They sack, dey sack)
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Pataki: 8:54pm On Dec 08, 2018
Ibime:
Papangolo, pangolo. . . .Papangolo, pangolo. . . we dey here. . . .


After the tikitaka, play the blues/ (the blues, the blues)
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Raumdeuter done dey type excuse/ (excuse, excuse)
after the reggae, sing the blues/ (the blues, the blues)

Apari hail am, say na boss/ (na boss, na boss)
He go go season without loss/ (no loss, no loss)
Till Sarri give him face kpokpos/ (kpopos, kpopos)
No Aguero, no blockos/ (blockos, blockos)

Kepa keep pass Ederson/ (Dasun, Dasun)
Na like Tesla vs Datsun/ (Datsun, Datsun)
Shakushaku two assists/ (assists, assists)
Our Headmaster na David/ (David, David)

Hazard turn Stones like Garri/ (Garri, Garri)
Ngolo Kane them like Harry/ (Harry, Harry)
Everybody hail Sarri/ (Sarri, Sarri)
Hair dey him head, no Apari/ (Apari, Apari)

Fabien Delph na Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Fernandinho, Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Captain Vincent, Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Manager Pep na Apari/ (Pari, Pari)

Chelsea no get Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Chelsea no like Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
We give 2 konks to Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Na who here be Apari?/ (Pari, Pari)
You don dey para! grin grin grin

Tesla vs Datsun.....lmao! Datsun 120Y was actually my first car as an undergraduate student.... grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Eruditor: 8:55pm On Dec 08, 2018
diggz:
What hype are you referring to in particular? Kante have been consistent for over 3seasons yet you are here screaming hype? Stopeeeet...
The game. This game. Not for what he has done over 3 years.

Fans have favourites and they use every opportunity to hype them. This game is not one for Kante.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Greatihex(m): 8:56pm On Dec 08, 2018
Afolabi6046:
Not much confidence on the ball from Chelsea, so much for Sarriball.
Ben, London
City are continually turning the ball over in Chelsea's half, Chelsea will surely concede if that situation stays the same.
Tony Lamberhurst


I find these comments disgraceful, we hired an attacking coach na not another Kunta Kunte
i told you people that the pressure from chelsea football club can make any manager to dumb his philosophy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by HanksAnuku: 8:56pm On Dec 08, 2018
Ibime:
Papangolo, pangolo. . . .Papangolo, pangolo. . . we dey here. . . .


After the tikitaka, play the blues/ (the blues, the blues)
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Raumdeuter done dey type excuse/ (excuse, excuse)
after the reggae, sing the blues/ (the blues, the blues)

Apari hail am, say na boss/ (na boss, na boss)
He go go season without loss/ (no loss, no loss)
Till Sarri give him face kpokpos/ (kpopos, kpopos)
No Aguero, no blockos/ (blockos, blockos)

Kepa keep pass Ederson/ (Dasun, Dasun)
Na like Tesla vs Datsun/ (Datsun, Datsun)
Shakushaku two assists/ (assists, assists)
Our Headmaster na David/ (David, David)

Hazard turn Stones like Garri/ (Garri, Garri)
Ngolo Kane them like Harry/ (Harry, Harry)
Everybody hail Sarri/ (Sarri, Sarri)
Hair dey him head, no Apari/ (Apari, Apari)

Fabien Delph na Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Fernandinho, Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Captain Vincent, Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Manager Pep na Apari/ (Pari, Pari)

Chelsea no get Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Chelsea no like Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
We give 2 konks to Apari/ (Pari, Pari)
Na who here be Apari?/ (Pari, Pari)
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Eruditor: 8:56pm On Dec 08, 2018
hensben:
We only complain cos Conte tactics doesn’t suit Hazard as false 9.

Now F off. Bombomclat
See what I mean?

Next.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by diggz: 8:57pm On Dec 08, 2018
Eruditor:

The game. This game
. Not for what he has done over 3 years.

Fans have favourites and they use every opportunity to hype them. This game is not one for Kante.
He was better than Pedro and luiz combined.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by EarthXmetahuman: 8:57pm On Dec 08, 2018
Another £500m to be spent in January for Chequebook Apari.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nobody: 8:57pm On Dec 08, 2018
timbros:
Never mind what I, as a fan wanted.

Benching Morata is part of that "tactical knowledge" you want us to believe Sarri doesn't have.

Plastic fan...
If criticizing my team for losing to Wolves makes me plastic, SO BE IT!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 8:59pm On Dec 08, 2018
HanksAnuku:
[img]https://media1./images/a6b4f54a12d18d0acceb0387f3c55528/tenor.gif?itemid=13040050[/img]

And now the post match interview with Aparisports.

"Mr Homesteady, what's your take on this massive L inflicted by Chelsea FC on Pep Guardiola?"

No comment?

"Ok, over to you mr Raumdeuter"

"No comment too?"

Well, back to you guys in the Studio, Tom
wait, I think dayo wants to say something

Dayo : Pep made a bald move by playing all out attack against a fast team
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Pataki: 8:59pm On Dec 08, 2018
EarthXmetahuman:
Another £500m to be spent in January for Chequebook
Apari.
Only to be losing to a team that recently got destroyed by Tottenham and Wolverhampton Wonderer.

Abi na lie ApariSports?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by weedtaker: 9:00pm On Dec 08, 2018
hensben:
We only complain cos Conte tactics doesn’t suit Hazard as false 9.

Now F offw. Bombomclat
Lol grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Pataki: 9:01pm On Dec 08, 2018
Sarri-ball is greater than Apari-ball.

Source: ApariSports.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Unlimited22: 9:01pm On Dec 08, 2018
Skimpledawg:
Hahhahahhaha...

I talk it grin grin

Unlimited22, coman see
Goalpost shifting at its best.
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