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I've been on Nairaland for almost 6 years, and and this is my second Nairaland account, I had deleted the first one - with username - 'checkerwork', and this was done with the mind to leave Nairaland, I later came back not quite long after - maybe 6months later. I shiukd remind you that throughout these years, I rarely make comments or posts, though I keenly study things that are happening, I take actions on things I come for, and pass by.

So recently, I decided to get engaged in comments and posts, on Nairaland. You can check my profile and timeline to verify my claims. Today alone, I've hit front page twice despite being distracted. I know there are many people here who are more dexterous than I am even though they came later. I wish that experts also share nuggets with newcomers, and half newcomers like me.

Of me, I have these stated below reasons to think and probably postulate few attitudinal backgrounds against which many will not excel commercially on Nairaland

And Note This: It is not everyone, that comes here for economic necessity, some come for pleasuring gratification, and I think it's prideworthy to maintain such stance, after all everyone is entitled to follow wherever he wishes.

This is an electric zone for narrow minds, it's meant for broad minds.

REASON 1: YOU DON'T HAVE A THICK SKIN
Who knows, you're an egoistic fellow who feels everyone should mellow aside fof , even if you have a gaffe, you don't want to be challenged, you take all things as insults.

REASON 2: YOU'RE TOO PHILOSOPHICAL
I've been there before, so I know what I am talking, you feel so immersed into scholastic activities past most whom you are beginning to see as intellectual inferior, take time. this place is populated by various people from various backgrounds, deal we the people tactically.

Worse is the case of those fussily focus on grammar blowing, and refusing to percolate insight and reason.

REASON 3: YOU'RE TOO POLITE
I've been talking about being humble, tolerant or whatnot. You shouldn't be a pushover either. Be assertive and authentic. Research and present things wisely.

REASON 4: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE GAME OF MAKING TOPICS
Nairaland, as I think, have workers who monitor and approve relevant, authentic and most policy-guided topics and contents. Nairaland also need good topics to help them in their targets.
Rephrase a single topic on a subject in three or more ways, in order to choose the most appealing and capturing one.

REASON 5: YOU RARELY MAKE COMMENTS OR POSTS
If you don't make comments or posts, it's natural that very few people will see you.

REASON 6: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ARE HERE FOR
Know your area of interest and star, and then pursue the good things out of it.

REASON 7: YOU LACK TACTICS, AND YOU LACK HUMOR
Communicate as fluently as possible in the relevant tone of language required to 'flex' or 'relate' with folks on the board.

REASON 8: YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR NAIRALAND
Yes you are busy with other things. good. maybe you have other means to make something. It's cool.

AND PEOPLE, KINDLY TO IT...

dear mr nairalander,
after all these theaterical, intellectual and sophisticated advice given to us, i hope u have achieved something in life.....
i hope you are now a mod on nairaland.....?

Holumhidey:
dear mr nairalander,
after all these theaterical, intellectual and sophisticated advice given to us, i hope u have achieved something in life.....
i hope you are now a mod on nairaland.....?

I thought I had warned earlier that, this is for broadminded people, I also believe that not everyone can be here for money. Kindly maintain your lane or drag it with me.
I'll serve you some koboko!