₦airaland Forum

engineerboat:
Good News:

Due to heavy traffic at the Onitsha/Asaba bridge head, all the South-East APC members/supporters coming home for the Christmas are hereby advised to use their "second Niger Bridge", as we are all aware that the contract of the second Niger bridge has been awarded and the project has since been completed on "social media" by President Muhammadu Buhari (The world is watching us), Rotimi Amaechi (DG of Baba Go-Slow Presidential Campaign 2019) and Babatunde Fashola (power now belongs to God alone and not Federal Government; if you need electricity/light, ask DISCOs, stop disturbing Federal Government)

Alternatively, please book "NigeriaAir". On social media, via fake pictures, it's a success too.

Thank you.

Notice Signed by: Lauretta Onochie (Director of Fake Pictures and Fake News, Daura Times):

For

Bashir Ahmed, Joe Ibokwe, Professor Pastor Yemi Osinbajo (the "votes-buyerman" himself), Garba Shehu and Festus Keyamo and other members of Management,

Buhari Media Centre (BMC),

Propaganda and Lies Department,
Fake News Unit.

QLai "Lie" Muhammed sends his Lie-full end-of-year Lie-greetings.

Happy Lie-full Christmas and a Propaganda New Year full of Fake News and Fake Pictures!