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| As A Graduate Would You Accept A Job Of N900,000 As A Gateman? See Responses! by prospero5(op): 5:52pm On Dec 31, 2018 |
This question was asked on Twitter moments ago. Here are the crazy and hilarious responses that followed. 1. I would have said NO but my hobbies include opening and closing of gate. 2. Why I con go school na, if not to be a young smart gateman? My dream job, we're all gatemen in our family. 3. See you, gateman that am doing free of charge most days these days. It's like u want me to resume on credit already, abi? 4. I would even work seven days a week and twice on Sundays.... I go even train my pikin to take over from me. 5. I can be the gateman, the dog, the security lights and the alarm. 6 After taking the job, I would pick up a form to do my masters and PhD in Opening gate and security science to be a better gateman. 7. I started opening gate when I was 6 months old, so I have too much experience please. Where can I apply? 8. Is it not just to open and close gate? Call me your GM.. Boss of the gate.. Commander in chief of the gate forces. When do I start? 9. Some are gatemen, some are Senior Access Controllers.. I'd even combine the two together. 10. Me that i will use my certificate to be fanning myself beside the gate when am feeling heat. 11. If you think that I went to school for four years just to end up as a gateman, you are absolutely right. ����� Please add yours. |
| Re: As A Graduate Would You Accept A Job Of N900,000 As A Gateman? See Responses! by Nobody: 6:21pm On Dec 31, 2018 |
 I cannot do something as degrading and self embittering as deciding to turn down an offer to be a security guard for ₦900,000. I dey mad?? 1 Like |
| Re: As A Graduate Would You Accept A Job Of N900,000 As A Gateman? See Responses! by daddytime(m): 6:37pm On Dec 31, 2018 |
Which kind mumu question be this...do you know how many typical Nigerian paper-certificated unemployable graduates who do not know their left from their right are happily employed as gatemen on salaries as low as 25k? |
| Re: As A Graduate Would You Accept A Job Of N900,000 As A Gateman? See Responses! by Nobody: 8:30pm On Dec 31, 2018 |
I will never do such a thing. I rather build my empire.   |
| Re: As A Graduate Would You Accept A Job Of N900,000 As A Gateman? See Responses! by BiGVEEN58(m): 10:29pm On Jan 01, 2019 |
Chai! See number 10. That guy is savage. |
| Re: As A Graduate Would You Accept A Job Of N900,000 As A Gateman? See Responses! by Lizziefinest(f): 11:29pm On Jan 03, 2019 |
NoGender:so you can do it |
| Re: As A Graduate Would You Accept A Job Of N900,000 As A Gateman? See Responses! by Olibboy: 12:19am On Jan 05, 2019 |
where is the remote |
| Re: As A Graduate Would You Accept A Job Of N900,000 As A Gateman? See Responses! by heybeemoney(m): 10:57am On Jan 05, 2019 |
dream come true |
| Re: As A Graduate Would You Accept A Job Of N900,000 As A Gateman? See Responses! by Nobody: 9:01pm On May 30, 2019 |
Outstandingly delightful shapes   |
| Re: As A Graduate Would You Accept A Job Of N900,000 As A Gateman? See Responses! by eomajeh: 1:17pm On Mar 11, 2021 |
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