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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by raphretle: 10:10pm On Jan 04, 2019
Very soon it's going to be Cunning man loose election cunning man go Daura..
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Adakintroy: 10:10pm On Jan 04, 2019
Some species are like that in nature, they lye down and play dead until the dangers pass.

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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Deflames01(m): 10:11pm On Jan 04, 2019
Senator drama......
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by enemyofprogress: 10:12pm On Jan 04, 2019
Dino Melaye disgracing kogi people since 100AD

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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by bolayei: 10:13pm On Jan 04, 2019
APC Peckham not UK.
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by ZombieTAMER: 10:13pm On Jan 04, 2019
johnmattew:
him and his gang shot a policeman and the man is on life support

Really... Hmmm
So says the kogi state police command on the payroll of Bello... I see... Beautiful

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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by danot1030: 10:16pm On Jan 04, 2019
Melaye when supporting Saraki at the floor of senate or when lashing out at the government his bone will be strong and his voice will be loud but when facing prosecution he will be forming sickness.

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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by luluosas(m): 10:17pm On Jan 04, 2019
Long story, but honestly, I never knew about these episodes
Okoyeeebos:


DINO MELAYE
...Now let me bring you up to date of his arrest��♂��♂
1. Criminals were arrested in Kogi state with AK47 assault riffles.
2. The arrested criminals named DINO as their sponsor
3. Police wrote a letter to Dino for explanation, Dino ignored the letter.
4. A week later, the Police wrote to the Senate, asking for DINO, Senate ignored the letter.
5. A week after again, another invitation to DINO from the SARS headquarters was again extended to DINO, yet, he refused.
6. Police declared him wanted
7. The arrested criminals escaped from their cells, and Dino gave the police 24 hours to produce the criminals.
8. The criminals were all rearrested two days later. Dino was invited again and he for the 5th time refused.
9. At Offa in Kwara State, he was prevented from been arrested by Saraki and the Vigilantes.
10. He was stopped at the Airport by the immigration, and he snatched back his passport from the immigration, and bolted away, before the Police could get there.
11. The police traced him to his house, and laid seige there, when he refused to submit himself for arrest.
12. 24 hours later, Dino submitted himself for arrest.
13. He was taken to SARS headquarters for processing, and then was been taken to Lokoja for an identification parade.
14. In a commando style attack, two white hilux truck slammed into the front end of the security vehicle Dino was in, and in the confusion, Dino bolted into the near by bush.
15. A hot chase by the police got DINO caught, and rearrested.
16. An ambulance from no where appeared, in response to the Police call for an ambulance. The police thinking it was in response to their call, allowed DINO to be conveyed in the ambulance.
17. On discovering that the ambulance belongs to the National Assembly and was DINO getaway Plan B, they chased the Ambulance and caught up with it at Zanklin Hospital, where the driver of the ambulance, Dino and the hospital Director were arrested, and Dino taken custody of, by the Police.

Now you know!
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Nobody: 10:17pm On Jan 04, 2019
ZombieTAMER:

Really... Hmmm
So says the kogi state police command on the payroll of Bello... I see... Beautiful

We know you're short of intelligence, don't sound like you totally lack intelligence.

Ap policeman was shot and the shooters were apprehended. They stated that they were Dino's thugs and Dino was invited to explain his side.

From that day till now, he has been jumping from tree to tree like a monkey.

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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jan 04, 2019
luluosas:
Long story, but honestly, I never knew about these episodes

They won't tell you these when making noise that Dino is being victimised.

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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by akinbode1(m): 10:18pm On Jan 04, 2019
What is my own there.....

Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by dukeprince50: 10:18pm On Jan 04, 2019
Okoyeeebos:


DINO MELAYE
...Now let me bring you up to date of his arrest��♂��♂
1. Criminals were arrested in Kogi state with AK47 assault riffles.
2. The arrested criminals named DINO as their sponsor
3. Police wrote a letter to Dino for explanation, Dino ignored the letter.
4. A week later, the Police wrote to the Senate, asking for DINO, Senate ignored the letter.
5. A week after again, another invitation to DINO from the SARS headquarters was again extended to DINO, yet, he refused.
6. Police declared him wanted
7. The arrested criminals escaped from their cells, and Dino gave the police 24 hours to produce the criminals.
8. The criminals were all rearrested two days later. Dino was invited again and he for the 5th time refused.
9. At Offa in Kwara State, he was prevented from been arrested by Saraki and the Vigilantes.
10. He was stopped at the Airport by the immigration, and he snatched back his passport from the immigration, and bolted away, before the Police could get there.
11. The police traced him to his house, and laid seige there, when he refused to submit himself for arrest.
12. 24 hours later, Dino submitted himself for arrest.
13. He was taken to SARS headquarters for processing, and then was been taken to Lokoja for an identification parade.
14. In a commando style attack, two white hilux truck slammed into the front end of the security vehicle Dino was in, and in the confusion, Dino bolted into the near by bush.
15. A hot chase by the police got DINO caught, and rearrested.
16. An ambulance from no where appeared, in response to the Police call for an ambulance. The police thinking it was in response to their call, allowed DINO to be conveyed in the ambulance.
17. On discovering that the ambulance belongs to the National Assembly and was DINO getaway Plan B, they chased the Ambulance and caught up with it at Zanklin Hospital, where the driver of the ambulance, Dino and the hospital Director were arrested, and Dino taken custody of, by the Police.

Now you know!
permit me to quote you for future reference

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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Nobody: 10:19pm On Jan 04, 2019
dukeprince50:
permit me to quote you for future reference

Feel free sir.

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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by CecyAdrian(f): 10:19pm On Jan 04, 2019
luluosas:
Long story, but honestly, I never knew about these episodes

Are you a foreigner?
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by oladipo105: 10:20pm On Jan 04, 2019
zoo republic.

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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by luluosas(m): 10:21pm On Jan 04, 2019
No sir, no vex. No be everything I dey follow please
CecyAdrian:


Are you a foreigner?

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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by SalamRushdie: 10:21pm On Jan 04, 2019
Okoyeeebos:


DINO MELAYE
...Now let me bring you up to date of his arrest��♂��♂
1. Criminals were arrested in Kogi state with AK47 assault riffles.
2. The arrested criminals named DINO as their sponsor
3. Police wrote a letter to Dino for explanation, Dino ignored the letter.
4. A week later, the Police wrote to the Senate, asking for DINO, Senate ignored the letter.
5. A week after again, another invitation to DINO from the SARS headquarters was again extended to DINO, yet, he refused.
6. Police declared him wanted
7. The arrested criminals escaped from their cells, and Dino gave the police 24 hours to produce the criminals.
8. The criminals were all rearrested two days later. Dino was invited again and he for the 5th time refused.
9. At Offa in Kwara State, he was prevented from been arrested by Saraki and the Vigilantes.
10. He was stopped at the Airport by the immigration, and he snatched back his passport from the immigration, and bolted away, before the Police could get there.
11. The police traced him to his house, and laid seige there, when he refused to submit himself for arrest.
12. 24 hours later, Dino submitted himself for arrest.
13. He was taken to SARS headquarters for processing, and then was been taken to Lokoja for an identification parade.
14. In a commando style attack, two white hilux truck slammed into the front end of the security vehicle Dino was in, and in the confusion, Dino bolted into the near by bush.
15. A hot chase by the police got DINO caught, and rearrested.
16. An ambulance from no where appeared, in response to the Police call for an ambulance. The police thinking it was in response to their call, allowed DINO to be conveyed in the ambulance.
17. On discovering that the ambulance belongs to the National Assembly and was DINO getaway Plan B, they chased the Ambulance and caught up with it at Zanklin Hospital, where the driver of the ambulance, Dino and the hospital Director were arrested, and Dino taken custody of, by the Police.

Now you know!

when I say all Buharists are dullard I am right ..yiu don't even know why he is currently being arrested and you are talking

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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by CecyAdrian(f): 10:21pm On Jan 04, 2019
oladipo105:
zoo republic.

One animal spotted
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by duwdu: 10:21pm On Jan 04, 2019
Officialpdpnig:
Why on earth did he lie that he was not in his house all this while and why did Saraki also join him to tell the same lie?

This is disgraceful. Finally he was arrested in the same house he claimed not to be in or is there an invisible house inside his house where he was hiding?

The aspect I've put in highlight in particular had been ignored by most media outlets since the following day after Dino spewed the lie. I wonder whose interests these news outlets were serving?

........
P34c3
.....
...

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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by ZombieTAMER: 10:22pm On Jan 04, 2019
Okoyeeebos:


We know you're short of intelligence, don't sound like you totally lack intelligence.

Ap policeman was shot and the shooters were apprehended. They stated that they were Dino's thugs and Dino was invited to explain his side.

From that day till now, he has been jumping from tree to tree like a monkey.

Wonderful... So what about the thugs that hijacked the national assembly maze.. They confessed to be working working for senator Omo agege

I wonder what actually became of that case...

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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by luluosas(m): 10:23pm On Jan 04, 2019
Alright. Thanks for the enlightenment sir
Okoyeeebos:


They won't tell you these when making noise that Dino is being victimised.

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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by jaxxy(m): 10:25pm On Jan 04, 2019
Officialpdpnig:
Why on earth did he lie that he was not in his house all this while and why did Saraki also join him to tell the same lie?

This is disgraceful. Finally he was arrested in the same house he claimed not to be in or is there an invisible house inside his house where he was hiding?

Keep focusing on the irrelevant. Did he lie under oath or in court? Does the police not lie?

Now tell me is his lie on Twitter a crime or smtn as serious as abuse of the law, disregarded for court orders by same police? Disregard for invitations by the senate? Just tell me this is not tyranny and lawlessness.

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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by ashjay001(m): 10:26pm On Jan 04, 2019
Okoyeeebos:


DINO MELAYE
...Now let me bring you up to date of his arrest��♂��♂
1. Criminals were arrested in Kogi state with AK47 assault riffles.
2. The arrested criminals named DINO as their sponsor
3. Police wrote a letter to Dino for explanation, Dino ignored the letter.
4. A week later, the Police wrote to the Senate, asking for DINO, Senate ignored the letter.
5. A week after again, another invitation to DINO from the SARS headquarters was again extended to DINO, yet, he refused.
6. Police declared him wanted
7. The arrested criminals escaped from their cells, and Dino gave the police 24 hours to produce the criminals.
8. The criminals were all rearrested two days later. Dino was invited again and he for the 5th time refused.
9. At Offa in Kwara State, he was prevented from been arrested by Saraki and the Vigilantes.
10. He was stopped at the Airport by the immigration, and he snatched back his passport from the immigration, and bolted away, before the Police could get there.
11. The police traced him to his house, and laid seige there, when he refused to submit himself for arrest.
12. 24 hours later, Dino submitted himself for arrest.
13. He was taken to SARS headquarters for processing, and then was been taken to Lokoja for an identification parade.
14. In a commando style attack, two white hilux truck slammed into the front end of the security vehicle Dino was in, and in the confusion, Dino bolted into the near by bush.
15. A hot chase by the police got DINO caught, and rearrested.
16. An ambulance from no where appeared, in response to the Police call for an ambulance. The police thinking it was in response to their call, allowed DINO to be conveyed in the ambulance.
17. On discovering that the ambulance belongs to the National Assembly and was DINO getaway Plan B, they chased the Ambulance and caught up with it at Zanklin Hospital, where the driver of the ambulance, Dino and the hospital Director were arrested, and Dino taken custody of, by the Police.

Now you know!


Chai, na u try pass!

But, na part 1 u just describe so wink

Na part two we dey now
1. Dino in his constituency. Driving round on one mission or d other.

2. Dino stopped at a police checkpoint n requested to allow a search.

3. Dino refuses to be searched.

4. Crazy policeman insists

5. Crazy policeman ends up being shot by a member of Dino's security, probably under orders of his principal.

6. Senate written, to release Dino for questioning, since June.

7. Senate clerk, acknowledged invitation.

8. Senate president denies d senate received any invitation. The denial was on national TV.

9. Police submit proof on acknowledged invitation.

10. Police get a court order, to arrest d said Dino.

11. Police lay siege on Sinator Dino's abode. Water, light cut off. Force men wanted in d battle front of sambisa, deployed to arrest a noisemakersad

12. Dino starts a media rigmarole, incorporating wailers of all inclination(masses, leaders of sh*t thought, politheifians), into d "Dino must escape arrest" project.

13. Today's episode happened

14. That nigga u replied, ko ni kan se, just winding u up ni. A confirmed wailer kiss

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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Nobody: 10:31pm On Jan 04, 2019
SalamRushdie:


when I say all Buharists are dullard I am right ..yiu don't even know why he is currently being arrested and you are talking

It's good you know why he's currently being arrested. At least, you won't join your dumb comrades in crying like barren pigs.

By the way, are you keeping malice with punctuations? You just typed like a dyslexic kindergarten kid.

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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Nobody: 10:32pm On Jan 04, 2019
ashjay001:



Chai, na u try pass!

But, na part 1 u just describe so wink

Na part two we dey now
1. Dino in his constituency. Driving round on one mission or d other.

2. Dino stopped at a police checkpoint n requested to allow a search.

3. Dino refuses to be searched.

4. Crazy policeman insists

5. Crazy policeman ends up being shot by a member of Dino's security, probably under orders of his principal.

6. Senate written, to release Dino for questioning, since June.

7. Senate clerk, acknowledged invitation.

8. Senate president denies d senate received any invitation. The denial was on national TV.

9. Police submit proof on acknowledged invitation.

10. Police get a court order, to arrest d said Dino.

11. Police lay siege on Sinator Dino's abode. Water, light cut off. Force men wanted in d battle front of sambisa, deployed to arrest a noisemakersad

12. Dino starts a media rigmarole, incorporating wailers of all inclination(masses, leaders of sh*t thought, politheifians), into d "Dino must escape arrest" project.

13. Today's episode happened

14. That nigga u replied, ko ni kan se, just winding u up ni. A confirmed wailer kiss

Baba mi, thanks.

This info is useful.

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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Epiczi(m): 10:33pm On Jan 04, 2019
Charmingrascal:
For APC as a party to be mocking Dino I think it's obvious dat d party has a hand in his ordeal. Hweva Dino shld stop acting up because he is disgracing his family he shld man up for once. IG must knw dat if anythng happen 2 Dino he wll pay dearly 4 it.
mumu talk
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by jaxxy(m): 10:38pm On Jan 04, 2019
johnmattew:
him and his gang shot a policeman and the man is on life support

Lol. Tell me why the police will do blockade and an illegal stop and search on a serving senators convoy in his state? Smtn is wrong with this country I tell u.
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Epiczi(m): 10:40pm On Jan 04, 2019
Okoyeeebos:


You dey find Okeshuku and Shidi there abi?
Hawking gala and fan yogo is banned in that area if not you for see your uncle with him fan yogo bicycle.
l don laugh die

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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by DuchessLily(f): 10:48pm On Jan 04, 2019
As in eeeh.. Na Dino fit this mumu govt. All naija polithiefcians are cunny men
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Larriekay: 11:04pm On Jan 04, 2019
Okoyeeebos:


DINO MELAYE
...Now let me bring you up to date of his arrest��♂��♂
1. Criminals were arrested in Kogi state with AK47 assault riffles.
2. The arrested criminals named DINO as their sponsor
3. Police wrote a letter to Dino for explanation, Dino ignored the letter.
4. A week later, the Police wrote to the Senate, asking for DINO, Senate ignored the letter.
5. A week after again, another invitation to DINO from the SARS headquarters was again extended to DINO, yet, he refused.
6. Police declared him wanted
7. The arrested criminals escaped from their cells, and Dino gave the police 24 hours to produce the criminals.
8. The criminals were all rearrested two days later. Dino was invited again and he for the 5th time refused.
9. At Offa in Kwara State, he was prevented from been arrested by Saraki and the Vigilantes.
10. He was stopped at the Airport by the immigration, and he snatched back his passport from the immigration, and bolted away, before the Police could get there.
11. The police traced him to his house, and laid seige there, when he refused to submit himself for arrest.
12. 24 hours later, Dino submitted himself for arrest.
13. He was taken to SARS headquarters for processing, and then was been taken to Lokoja for an identification parade.
14. In a commando style attack, two white hilux truck slammed into the front end of the security vehicle Dino was in, and in the confusion, Dino bolted into the near by bush.
15. A hot chase by the police got DINO caught, and rearrested.
16. An ambulance from no where appeared, in response to the Police call for an ambulance. The police thinking it was in response to their call, allowed DINO to be conveyed in the ambulance.
17. On discovering that the ambulance belongs to the National Assembly and was DINO getaway Plan B, they chased the Ambulance and caught up with it at Zanklin Hospital, where the driver of the ambulance, Dino and the hospital Director were arrested, and Dino taken custody of, by the Police.

Now you know!
wow
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by fasho01(m): 11:31pm On Jan 04, 2019
Okoyeeebos:


DINO MELAYE
...Now let me bring you up to date of his arrest��♂��♂
1. Criminals were arrested in Kogi state with AK47 assault riffles.
2. The arrested criminals named DINO as their sponsor
3. Police wrote a letter to Dino for explanation, Dino ignored the letter.
4. A week later, the Police wrote to the Senate, asking for DINO, Senate ignored the letter.
5. A week after again, another invitation to DINO from the SARS headquarters was again extended to DINO, yet, he refused.
6. Police declared him wanted
7. The arrested criminals escaped from their cells, and Dino gave the police 24 hours to produce the criminals.
8. The criminals were all rearrested two days later. Dino was invited again and he for the 5th time refused.
9. At Offa in Kwara State, he was prevented from been arrested by Saraki and the Vigilantes.
10. He was stopped at the Airport by the immigration, and he snatched back his passport from the immigration, and bolted away, before the Police could get there.
11. The police traced him to his house, and laid seige there, when he refused to submit himself for arrest.
12. 24 hours later, Dino submitted himself for arrest.
13. He was taken to SARS headquarters for processing, and then was been taken to Lokoja for an identification parade.
14. In a commando style attack, two white hilux truck slammed into the front end of the security vehicle Dino was in, and in the confusion, Dino bolted into the near by bush.
15. A hot chase by the police got DINO caught, and rearrested.
16. An ambulance from no where appeared, in response to the Police call for an ambulance. The police thinking it was in response to their call, allowed DINO to be conveyed in the ambulance.
17. On discovering that the ambulance belongs to the National Assembly and was DINO getaway Plan B, they chased the Ambulance and caught up with it at Zanklin Hospital, where the driver of the ambulance, Dino and the hospital Director were arrested, and Dino taken custody of, by the Police.

Now you know!


Interesting!

And how do you know all of these to even the tiniest of details?

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