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The bandits should please leave katsina alone oh so that Buhari would have where to go back to

mushystuff:
Mohamed the Liar/Festus Keyamo: All promises have been fulfilled and Nigeria is 100% safe and secure! You people should respect yourselves and stop tarnishing the image of the president and his APC!

Galadima/Me: Transfer ya mama to these identified areas of Katsina and Zamfara!

No amount of security blackmail will stop Buhari from second term.

Let "them" continue...

Even a fool can read the handwriting on the wall.

truefact:
More grease to their elbow... Wishing the bandits all the best

bros. the victims are humans and fellow citizens. we must not allow apc's mis-rule to kill the humanity in us.

SluttanSlayer:
They should raid and occupy Duara.

I heard Duara is now the new Dubai with the likes of Funtua who was notorious for parking his jalopy on sloped surfaces because his car could not start without being pushed is now the owner of Keystone Bank and Etisalat.

The money is in Duara. So these bandits should go there alongside their cattle rustling buddies who should know by now that Buhari ranch is booming now that he has finally replaced his lesbian cows with healthy straight heifers.

hm hmmm!

jez wait mek dat mai suya grill guy abi nah barbecue grillz catch u dis nite...

"Any attack on this bandits is an attack at the North". What goes around comes around.

obembet:
This is a good development. Buhari is doing a great job in security area. Buhari till 2090

lolz. if things continue in this down-ward trend, even bubu may abbadone the center stage & run-out of nijja for safety.

[quote author=SluttanSlayer post=74476225]They should raid and occupy Duara.

I heard Duara is now the new Dubai with the likes of Funtua who was notorious for parking his jalopy on sloped surfaces because his car could not start without being pushed is now the owner of Keystone Bank and Etisalat.

The money is in Duara. So these bandits should go there alongside their cattle rustling buddies who should know by now that Buhari ranch is booming now that he has finally replaced his lesbian cows with healthy straight heifers. Lmao. This comment literally put me in tears. Damn dude such savagery is evil.

I thought Buhari was claiming to have come from Katsina state

HORRORIZON:
Nigeria is becoming a failed state.

Wrong. Nigeria is already a failed state.

And we are here thinking Owerri to Port-Harcourt is the most dangerous highway in Nigeria. But then it could still be as bus load of passengers are kidnapped almost daily between Umuapu and Isiokpo.

Maybe i should blame the PDP before uncle Lai does

Mr2wealth:
I hope they have not taken over baba buhari's cow ranches.

Na so. Buhari's state controlled by armed robbers invisible to the president.

Buhari has got excuses to postpone his defeat

"Ti aja ba sa fun ogun odun, eran Ogun Ni se"

Atiku / PDP is doing all that they can in order to reduce the number of Northern voters Seeing that PMB owns the regions.

God! The lord of MEKUNNU, YOU are the one we MEKUNNU are looking up to.

Come put shame to enemies of Nigeria

Nfora:
No amount of security blackmail will stop Buhari from second term.

Let "them" continue...

Even a fool can read the handwriting on the wall.

Who is instigating the security blackmail? Masari the governor or who? Simpletons abound all over the cyberspace in the defence of a fossilized cretin that is never aware!

The almajiri apocalypse is about to swallow Nigeria whole. The North is a toxic mix of an overblown population with little skill to function in a modern economy, religious extremity, and external actors (ISIS) contributing to the decay. In addition, the nomadic peoples of the Sahel are burning West Africa down, from Northern Cameroun through Northern Nigeria, Chad, Niger, Mali, Maritania. The Southern peoples of Nigeria who have absolutely nothing to do with these nomadic factors are unfortunately are stuck in this mess thanks to Lord Lugard.

obembet:
This is a good development. Buhari is doing a great job in security area. Buhari till 2090

Chai! comman kwallekt mai ayteeyem!

Nfora:
No amount of security blackmail will stop Buhari from second term.

Let "them" continue...

Even a fool can read the handwriting on the wall.

How about your useless president MAN UP and secure his country from bandits, and arrest those behind it

Most countries don t joke with security

mushystuff:
Who is instigating the security blackmail? Masari the governor or who? Simpletons abound all over the cyberspace in the defence of a fossilized cretin that is never aware!

no mind that joker

HORRORIZON:
Nigeria is becoming a failed state.

Did you say "becoming"?

Guys guys, I am a Corper serving in the state. E be like say I no go continue service fa. I am home for the holidays currently.

HORRORIZON:
Nigeria is becoming a failed state.

Stop using the word "becoming"

Nigeria in the affirmative is already a failed state.

There are so many indices or indicators to confirm such.

Nigeria can also be described as a BANANA REPUBLIC.

This was a terminology that the Americans were using in describing some poor central American government that is very poor with unstable government. The banana republic description also applies to us.

When Professor Wole Soyinka was talking about the unfortunate predicament Political leaders has downgraded this country into. Some corrupt big men in power were spewing out lies.

ZombieTAMER:
Buhari is a disaster


Only fools support this government

yea but unfortulatly ⅔ of the people are fools

we beg them to come and take over Daura so Jubrin will go back straight to Sudan after we defeat him next month

hahahahah nah it's nothing....BMC have refused to join the army in the ongoing recruitment.... y'all let Buhari down and open

Please let the pythons go and dance in those areas

Ibime:
The almajiri apocalypse is about to swallow Nigeria whole. The North is a toxic mix of an overblown population with little skill to function in a modern economy, religious extremity, and external actors (ISIS) contributing to the decay. In addition, the nomadic peoples of the Sahel are burning West Africa down, from Northern Cameroun through Northern Nigeria, Chad, Niger, Mali, Maritania. The Southern peoples of Nigeria who have absolutely nothing to do with these nomadic factors are unfortunately are stuck in this mess thanks to Lord Lugard.

There are two possible outcomes for this apocalypse. The US/EU will help the Nigerian Army to keep it barely tolerable to ensure the refugee count is low enough to keep their local population happy OR the NCOs in the army will join this thing and burn this country to the ground. I mean all of it

I still wonder how on earth this country is meant to be viable when it encourages overpopulation and has refused to even increase its oil production (since it has chosen to be anti all other forms of govt. revenue). 300 million people sharing 2.3 mbpd @ $55/barrel at some point will not be a pretty time to be resident in Nigeria

hmmm

ow11:
There are two possible outcomes for this apocalypse. The US/EU will help the Nigerian Army to keep it barely tolerable to ensure the refugee count is low enough to keep their local population happy OR the NCOs in the army will join this thing and burn this country to the ground. I mean all of it

I still wonder how on earth this country is meant to be viable when it encourages overpopulation and has refused to even increase its oil production (since it has chosen to be anti all other forms of govt. revenue). 300 million people sharing 2.3 mbpd @ $55/barrel at some point will not be a pretty time to be resident in Nigeria

Nigeria has no choice but to apply for UN Peacekeeping force boots on ground the way things are going.

ZombieTAMER:
Are you the one to tell the python where to dance

How will I?
Nobody needs to remind the python that naturally they belong the jungle not amongst civilians in the city.
The Python should therefore prove itself the king of 'the jungle' in the forest. They should dance in the jungles where the party's at, not in the Southeast.

The failure called Buhari is a clear and present danger to corporate existence of Nigeria.