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Ahn ahn.... So early this morning


Na me come launch 6500 , but still, my chest hurts. Why so harsh, all ye people?

RLC is injured. Ampadu it’s your time to shine.

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Many Folks missing Ashawo Thread like......?!







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Make me self mark register on 6,500

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6500... Time sure flies

Sarri: We are not in the market for a striker cos we have Morata, giroud and hazard...
Wot we need are wingers and midfielders...

I wonder if it is dsame Chelsea I watch every week dat dis man is talking about...

First of all, we need fullbacks dat can at least put in a decent cross...

The other top teams have at least one above average centre forward(apart from united) and I honestly think a player dat was a bench warmer at arsenal and another demoralized version of the Torres at Chelsea is just not enough...




Long story short; #InSarriWeTrust

Man knows best... He made Napoli the. 2nd best team in italy

the local touts thread

Neimar:
the local touts thread

Something dey worry you

PlainJAY:
Imagine bakayoko playing the jorginho role

Bakayoko aint coming back (worst case he becomes kante's back up)

iamJ:
the 2nd goal eh

world best keeper my foot

Thibaut is still top ten in the world, maybe tenth because the likes of ATM's gk, Allison, Eduardo, Kepa, ter stergen barca, are probably above him now.

Ibime:
No need. Ampadu is there, and that's his natural position. Not Everytime that a system must be replicated perfectly with like-for-like replacements. If Pirlo was injured, there was no top playmaker that will sit on Juventus bench waiting to play the exact same way as Pirlo. Kovacic can play DM if you need, it doesn't have to be a playmaker there.

Our only priority is striker this transfer window.

thumps up

I hope Kovacic stays (that £45m should be offered for him instead)

our priority is a striker but which striker?

Ibime:
No idea. I only know his name from transfer rumours. I would hope he can play other midfield positions apart from Jorginhos cos I don't believe in spending £45m to sit on the bench waiting for Jorginho injury.

We are about losing Moses, Cahill, Drinkwater and Fabregas. Maybe Hudson-Odoi and Christensen as well.

That's 6 Homegrown players. I would imagine our signngs going forward will be aimed at meeting Homegrown criteria. If the likes of Barella come in, I would imagine that means other positions like Zappacosta, Giroud, Morata positions would have to be swapped for homegrown players.

For starters, we should sell Zappacosta and recall Reece James from Wigan. He is already better than Zappa.

Christensen

BlueAngel444:
Thibaut is still top ten in the world, maybe tenth because the likes of ATM's gk, Allison, Eduardo, Kepa, ter stergen barca, are probably above him now.

Number 10 bawo
You forgot to mention
Lloris
Airmark
raumdeuter
Afridoc
Bikeman
Olalekank

Thecassanova:
RLC is injured. Ampadu it’s your time to shine.

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RLC and Ampadu dont play similar positions.

Olalekank:
Number 10 bawo You forgot to mention Lloris Airmark raumdeuter Afridoc Bikeman Olalekank

Lloris better? ok o.
maybe

Cfc

#6500

dedicated to Fab who won more league titles in Chelsea than at barca or arsenal, contributing to 80+ goals
scoring 22goals and assisting up to 60.

u may not be an arsenal legend but ur a london legend.

BlueAngel444:
RLC and Ampadu dont play similar positions.

Doesn’t matter. With only Kante Jorginho & Barkley fit in the midfield trio, the next in line is Ampadu.

I expect Sarri to twerk the formation, whatever way it’s Ampadu will get some game time.

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I was here

afrodoc2:
What is the plate washer saying?

Your whole life is an uncompleted building.

They sent you to school, instead of reading your books and getting good grades you were playing jeunjeun football all over the place.

Even the football you wanted to play you were useless at it.

You next tried reaping CommandClem money that you had nothing to do with and wasted a significant part of life on that.

That one failed you then tried MMM and had to swim out of the country even with no visa.

Now you are suffering in Canada washing plates.

Your whole life is a series of abandoned projects and at almost 40 you are yet to establish a career.
Spending significant time on NL betting and doing Baba Ijebu runs with small boys.
It would have been funny if it wasn’t so sad.

What is irony? When a failed ex-everything calls out a Fellow of a Royal Australian College on his career.

I had my own telecom consultancy company, after working here as a research officer for 4yrs with a consultancy company, never as a plate washer as you foolishly thought. My status here will make you think of using your stethoscope (if you have any) as a suicide tool, so i won't dwell on that.

I never travelled on a ship or swam to any country, i only joked with that and those with working brain, understood. Not surprised though, your interpretation skill of english statements is wack, like Jones tackles on Hazard. That's how you also misinterpreted Sarri's statement and people corrected you yesterday. These are pointers putting red flag on your claim of being a medical doctor, never seen a dull doctor, practicing abroad.

Anybody could call himself a fellow, a doctor, professor or whatever on a faceless forum like nairaland. Even in real life we have mechanics called 'doctors'. but we can weigh their claims based on what they put forth. On a faceless forum your posts to some extent, can help to check your level of intelligence, which is expected to be impressive as a doctor. Nothing to write home about, like Lingard's career goals.

The only thing we could confirm - You have scars all over your face as exposed on your thread. If they are not incisions, made by babalawo to ensure you didn't die, umpteenth time after delivery, then we can link it to you actually being a vet doctor, who got struck repeatedly on the face by an angry duck, after injecting the sick animal wrongly.

The system that produced you as a 'doctor' must be a poor one, like Lukaku's first touch. Lingard greater than Hazard exposed your foolishness big time. Even your fellow united fans were shocked. Your sense of judgement was later confirmed to be subpar, can make you prescribe Chloroquine, for a patient with a knee ligament damage. Your patients should be seen to be on a death row, whenever you do your ward round. Even PDP would be wishing when next Buhari comes abroad for treatment, he should fall into the hands of 'doctors' like you.

Was expecting better comeback, what was i expecting in the louts thread. >:

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Thecassanova:
Doesn’t matter. With only Kante Jorginho & Barkley fit in the midfield trio, the next in line is Ampadu.

I expect Sarri to twerk the formation, whatever way it’s Ampadu will get some game time.

no matter how he wants to twerk it Ampadu like Christensen can only be backs up for CB or DM roles. it doesn't solve our attacking or goal scoring problems

Read that Kovacic is notinjured just sick, could recover soon.

Anyway with Fabregas departing we have only Ginho, Kante, Barkley, and Ampadu fit. Come o is RLC now a winger?? (doesn't matter he is injured for now) DW is truly useless as a time he might have a chance he is out injured.

no wonder Chelsea wants to buy Barella (wish we could call back Mason instead - not likely) if we buy Barella, Barkley may play RW for the time being. or Emerson plays LW. injury messes up a team sha

The only twerk is by hidden shakushaku

airmark:


I had my own telecom consultancy company, after working here as a research officer for 4yrs with a consultancy company, never as a plate washer as you foolishly thought. My status here will make you think of using your stethoscope (if you have any) as a suicide tool, so i won't dwell on that.

I never travelled on a ship or swam to any country, i only joked with that and those with working brain, understood. Not surprised though, your interpretation skill of english statements is wack, like Jones tackles on Hazard. That's how you also misinterpreted Sarri's statement and people corrected you yesterday. These are pointers putting red flag on your claim of being a medical doctor, never seen a dull doctor, practicing abroad.

Anybody could call himself a fellow, a doctor, professor or whatever on a faceless forum like nairaland. Even in real life we have mechanics called 'doctors'. but we can weigh their claims based on what they put forth. On a faceless forum your posts to some extent, can help to check your level of intelligence, which is expected to be impressive as a doctor. Nothing to write home about, like Lingard's career goals.

The only thing we could confirm - You have scars all over your face as exposed on your thread. If they are not incisions, made by babalawo to ensure you didn't die, umpteenth time after delivery, then we can link it to you actually being a vet doctor, who got struck repeatedly on the face by an angry duck, after injecting the sick animal wrongly.

The system that produced you as a 'doctor' must be a poor one, like Lukaku's first touch. Lingard greater than Hazard exposed your foolishness big time. Even your fellow united fans were shocked. Your sense of judgement was later confirmed to be subpar, can make you prescribe Chloroquine, for a patient with a knee ligament damage. Your patients should be seen to be on a death row, whenever you do your ward round. Even PDP would be wishing when next Buhari comes abroad for treatment, he should fall into the hands of 'doctors' like you.

Haba.....this na new year nao

We don forget day Victor Moses still dey Chelsea n fit play for wings (even Zcosta dey) no wonder the board is focused on getting Barella (instead of paying that £45m to get Lozano or a striker)

Segedinho:
Haba.....this na new year nao

That's why i didn't go ham on the quack. Them lana don finish am for their thread.

Look at this one below, sodiki, i don't need to type anything. I will just mention SARS, then he will go into oblivion.

sod09:
[s]you mean he failed in school, no wonder he doesn't know difference between upper and first class but he told us he served. He probably failed service too
He failed as a footballer
He failed in investment too
Chai only one person, what a specialist in failure













Hol up he succeeded in swimming out of Nigeria na [/s]

airmark:


I had my own telecom consultancy company, after working here as a research officer for 4yrs with a consultancy company, never as a plate washer as you foolishly thought. My status here will make you think of using your stethoscope (if you have any) as a suicide tool, so i won't dwell on that.

I never travelled on a ship or swam to any country, i only joked with that and those with working brain, understood. Not surprised though, your interpretation skill of english statements is wack, like Jones tackles on Hazard. That's how you also misinterpreted Sarri's statement and people corrected you yesterday. These are pointers putting red flag on your claim of being a medical doctor, never seen a dull doctor, practicing abroad.

Anybody could call himself a fellow, a doctor, professor or whatever on a faceless forum like nairaland. Even in real life we have mechanics called 'doctors'. but we can weigh their claims based on what they put forth. On a faceless forum your posts to some extent, can help to check your level of intelligence, which is expected to be impressive as a doctor. Nothing to write home about, like Lingard's career goals.

The only thing we could confirm - You have scars all over your face as exposed on your thread. If they are not incisions, made by babalawo to ensure you didn't die, umpteenth time after delivery, then we can link it to you actually being a vet doctor, who got struck repeatedly on the face by an angry duck, after injecting the sick animal wrongly.

The system that produced you as a 'doctor' must be a poor one, like Lukaku's first touch. Lingard greater than Hazard exposed your foolishness big time. Even your fellow united fans were shocked. Your sense of judgement was later confirmed to be subpar, can make you prescribe Chloroquine, for a patient with a knee ligament damage. Your patients should be seen to be on a death row, whenever you do your ward round. Even PDP would be wishing when next Buhari comes abroad for treatment, he should fall into the hands of 'doctors' like you.

perfect comeback with facts

airmark:


I had my own telecom consultancy company, after working here as a research officer for 4yrs with a consultancy company, never as a plate washer as you foolishly thought. My status here will make you think of using your stethoscope (if you have any) as a suicide tool, so i won't dwell on that.

I never travelled on a ship or swam to any country, i only joked with that and those with working brain, understood. Not surprised though, your interpretation skill of english statements is wack, like Jones tackles on Hazard. That's how you also misinterpreted Sarri's statement and people corrected you yesterday. These are pointers putting red flag on your claim of being a medical doctor, never seen a dull doctor, practicing abroad.

Anybody could call himself a fellow, a doctor, professor or whatever on a faceless forum like nairaland. Even in real life we have mechanics called 'doctors'. but we can weigh their claims based on what they put forth. On a faceless forum your posts to some extent, can help to check your level of intelligence, which is expected to be impressive as a doctor. Nothing to write home about, like Lingard's career goals.

The only thing we could confirm - You have scars all over your face as exposed on your thread. If they are not incisions, made by babalawo to ensure you didn't die, umpteenth time after delivery, then we can link it to you actually being a vet doctor, who got struck repeatedly on the face by an angry duck, after injecting the sick animal wrongly.

The system that produced you as a 'doctor' must be a poor one, like Lukaku's first touch. Lingard greater than Hazard exposed your foolishness big time. Even your fellow united fans were shocked. Your sense of judgement was later confirmed to be subpar, can make you prescribe Chloroquine, for a patient with a knee ligament damage. Your patients should be seen to be on a death row, whenever you do your ward round. Even PDP would be wishing when next Buhari comes abroad for treatment, he should fall into the hands of 'doctors' like you.

And here is the clapback

Afrodoc2
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