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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by lordfalcao(m): 7:05pm On Jan 14, 2019
Unlimited22:
I love this thread. The advice, the fights, the camaraderie, the trolling.

We've successfully renamed players (Ukaku, Amba, Relapsti).

We've made new CEOs (ApariSports, Citadel of Football Knowledge).

We grow daily grin
airmark citadel of football knowledge actually
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 7:11pm On Jan 14, 2019
SkimpleD:
Naso. What of every 15hrs? or every 3 weeks?

Egbon Dayo, abeg na new year be this.

Use number of seasons bar injuries and prove Bellotti would have been worse in Chelsea.

PS: I don't like either of them.
League games are mostly played once a week so 9hrs in league football is like 6 weeks of football. So Belloti has 1 open play goal every 6 weeks

Belotti has not been injured this season, This season he has only missed 30mins of league football and has 3 goals from open play. The rest were penalties
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by airmark(m): 7:13pm On Jan 14, 2019
raumdeuter:
Belotti in a familiar setting of Torino is currently serving 1 open play goal every 9hrs. Has Morata ever served you that?
SkimpleD:
Naso. What of every 15hrs? or every 3 weeks?

Egbon Dayo, abeg na new year be this.

Use number of seasons bar injuries and prove Bellotti would have been worse in Chelsea.

PS: I don't like either of them.
cheesy cheesy cheesy

The Ls followed him like hunchback into this new year, don't expect him to use his brain differently.

If Belotti regains his form subsequently, the apari will shamelessly start telling us how Belotti decided to improve, like Aguero.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 7:16pm On Jan 14, 2019
airmark:
cheesy cheesy cheesy

The Ls followed him like hunchback into this new year, don't expect him to use his brain differently.

If Belotti regains his form subsequently, the apari will shamelessly start telling us how Belotti decided to improve, like Aguero.
Its about 12months since Belotti missed games due to injuries. So its taking Relapsti 12months to regain form after a month injury

Belotti relapsti injured for 1 months, takes 1 whole year plus to recover

Shouldnt you be thinking of curing the curses that follow you in your lips all over
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 7:35pm On Jan 14, 2019
raumdeuter:
League games are mostly played once a week so 9hrs in league football is like 6 weeks of football. So Belloti has 1 open play goal every 6 weeks

Belotti has not been injured this season, This season he has only missed 30mins of league football and has 3 goals from open play. The rest were penalties
What about Morata sir?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 7:45pm On Jan 14, 2019
SkimpleD:
What about Morata sir?
This season
Morata has played 943 league minutes and scored 5 goals all from open play
Belotti has played 1680 league minutes and scored 3 goals from open play
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 7:55pm On Jan 14, 2019
raumdeuter:
This season
Morata has played 943 league minutes and scored 5 goals all from open play
Belotti has played 1680 league minutes and scored 3 goals from open play
How many goals has Bellotti this season again sir?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 8:00pm On Jan 14, 2019
raumdeuter:
This season
Morata has played 943 league minutes and scored 5 goals all from open play
Belotti has played 1680 league minutes and scored 3 goals from open play
It's still a wonder that you aren't adding assists and general contributions to goals too egbon.


Na only open play we go chop? huh
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by airmark(m): 8:03pm On Jan 14, 2019
raumdeuter:
[s]Its about 12months since Belotti missed games due to injuries. So its taking Relapsti 12months to regain form after a month injury

Belotti relapsti injured for 1 months, takes 1 whole year plus to recover

Shouldnt you be thinking of curing the curses that follow you in your lips all over[/s]
Go and ask Chelsea, if Zouma has returned to his best form after returning from injury. Oponu, that your head no get hair, no mean say you no go use am.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 8:04pm On Jan 14, 2019
SkimpleD:
How many goals has Bellotti this season again sir?
Belloti this season 7 goals 4 penalty 3 from open play in the Serie A in 1680minutes without injury
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 8:06pm On Jan 14, 2019
SkimpleD:
It's still a wonder that you aren't adding assists and general contributions to goals too egbon.


Na only open play we go chop? huh
If you are buying a striker, are you buying him because of his ability to score penalties? You can as well buy Milivojevic as striker, he has scored 6 penalties this season for Palace

Belotti 7 goals 4 of them penalties which means without penalties Belotti has 3 goals all season as undisputed starter
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 8:07pm On Jan 14, 2019
airmark:
Go and ask Chelsea, if Zouma has returned to his best form after returning from injury. Oponu, that your head no get hair, no mean say you no go use am.
Oponu akinrada

How long was Zouma out injured for? Zouma missed many months with injury we are now comparing Zouma with Belotti with a month injury
Zouma that spent 286 days injured is what this foolish apoda is comparing to Belotti that spent 32 days injured
The reservoir of foolishness to serve an entire country is stored in your lips alone
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 8:13pm On Jan 14, 2019
raumdeuter:
If you are buying a striker, are you buying him because of his ability to score penalties? You can as well buy Milivojevic as striker, he has scored 6 penalties this season for Palace

Belotti 7 goals 4 of them penalties which means without penalties Belotti has 3 goals all season as undisputed starter
There goes your usual regurgitated lines again egbon.

So, Morata is forbidden from playing penalties?

Wasn't Drogba taking penalties during his spell with Chelsea? Did that make him a bad striker?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 8:15pm On Jan 14, 2019
raumdeuter:
Belloti this season 7 goals 4 penalty 3 from open play in the Serie A in 1680minutes without injury
Don't forget to add assists too..

Let's get it all compiled.

No of goals from open play
No of penalties
No of assists
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by airmark(m): 8:19pm On Jan 14, 2019
raumdeuter:
Oponu akinrada

[s]How long was Zouma out injured for? Zouma missed many months with injury we are now comparing Zouma with Belotti with a month injury
Zouma that spent 286 days injured is what this foolish apoda is comparing to Belotti that spent 32 days injured
The reservoir of foolishness to serve an entire country is stored in your lips alone[/s]
Now you are getting there gradually. I must spoonfeed you before it sinks in.

For a pacy striker who had a damaged ligament, every expert in soccer circle understands the consequence of rushing such back. He relapsed and hasn't got back to the peak yet. Torino has learnt the lesson, the hard way. How is your KDB doing recently, after he got injured again? Your own KDB relapsti?

We educate you on things you don't know, yet you will be using Ogbomoso head to argue blindly.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nobody: 8:26pm On Jan 14, 2019
It's true that players getting back from a hiatus, caused by injury to certain parts of the body, will need some time before they can return to their former self. So Belloti, KDB, Zouma can be excused based on this ground.

(Unless we want to turn the infamous amala.)
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 8:26pm On Jan 14, 2019
SkimpleD:
There goes your usual regurgitated lines again egbon.
So, Morata is forbidden from playing penalties?
Wasn't Drogba taking penalties during his spell with Chelsea? Did that make him a bad striker?
Drogba wasnt the first choice penalty taker, No one rates a striker by his ability to score penalties

Belotti has 7 goals 4 of them penalties

So without penalties Belloti will be scoring 1 goal every 6 weeks, Na that one be striker?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 8:27pm On Jan 14, 2019
gensteejay:
It's true that players getting back from a hiatus, caused by injury to certain parts of the body, will need some time before they can return to their former self. So Belloti, KDB, Zouma can be excused based on this ground.

(Unless we want to turn the infamous amala.)
How long was Bellottis injury? a 30day injury is taking him 365 days to recover from
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 8:28pm On Jan 14, 2019
airmark:
Now you are getting there gradually. I must spoonfeed you before it sinks in.

For a pacy striker who had a damaged ligament, every expert in soccer circle understands the consequence of rushing such back. He relapsed and hasn't got back to the peak yet. Torino has learnt the lesson, the hard way. How is your KDB doing recently, after he got injured again? Your own KDB relapsti?

We educate you on things you don't know, yet you will be using Ogbomoso head to argue blindly.
Since KDB came back, how many minutes has he played?

Belotti played 1280 minutes this season alone and has 3 non penalty goals

Belotti was injured for just 30 days and its taking him 365days to return
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 8:30pm On Jan 14, 2019
raumdeuter:
Drogba wasnt the first choice penalty taker, No one rates a striker by his ability to score penalties

Belotti has 7 goals 4 of them penalties

So without penalties Belloti will be scoring 1 goal every 6 weeks, Na that one be striker?
Without?

Isn't penalties part of the game? So, if Bellotti is fouled he should hand over the penalty to the keeper?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 8:31pm On Jan 14, 2019
SkimpleD:
Don't forget to add assists too..

Let's get it all compiled.

No of goals from open play
No of penalties
No of assists
Belotti has 9 goals(4 penalties) just 2 assists in all comps

Morata actually has 9 goals no penalty in all competition playing lesser minutes
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nobody: 8:31pm On Jan 14, 2019
raumdeuter:
How long was Bellottis injury? a 30day injury is taking him 365 days to recover from
People recuperate from illnesses, injuries at different rates: Some do this in days; some in weeks or years; others may never return to their old self.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 8:32pm On Jan 14, 2019
SkimpleD:
Without?

Isn't penalties part of the game? So, if Bellotti is fouled he should hand over the penalty to the keeper?
If Morata is fouled does he play the penalty? If Willian or Pedro do they play the penalty?
When Zaha gets fouled isnt it Milivojevic that plays penalty
Most teams have dedicated penalty takers. regardless of who gets fouled
So if Belotti goes to a team where he isnt the penalty taker, we should be expecting 1 goal every 9hrs
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 8:33pm On Jan 14, 2019
gensteejay:
People recuperate from illnesses, injuries at different rates: Some do this in days; some in weeks or years; others may never return to their old self.
So when should we be expecting Belotti to fully relapse from a 30 days injury? Will 30yrs be enough? Since 1yr is obviously not enough
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 8:36pm On Jan 14, 2019
SkimpleD:
Wasn't Drogba taking penalties during his spell with Chelsea? Did that make him a bad striker?
A Striker starting regularly and at midseason has just 7 goals is bad,

Not to talk of saying that of the 7 goals sef, 4 were penalties

Morata wey una dey cuss had 5 goals by December missing several minutes but now we are giving excuse for a striker playing regularly with 3 open play goals

So how do we judge that?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by TalabiAudu: 8:44pm On Jan 14, 2019
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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by airmark(m): 9:07pm On Jan 14, 2019
raumdeuter:
Since KDB came back, how many minutes has he played?

Belotti played 1280 minutes this season alone and has 3 non penalty goals

Belotti was injured for just 30 days and its taking him 365days to return
So you don't even know what a relapse means and you kept shouting relapsti, like an illiterate up and down. Illiteracy is bad, if i ask you to back this ignorant line up with cash, you will be making excuses. Go and check Belotti and KDB's recent injury updates, and tell me why you are not a fool.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 9:19pm On Jan 14, 2019
airmark:
Don't lemme believe you are operating on the same low IQ level of lordfalcao and his shameless mentor. Should i start reminding you of players that were rushed back from injury and have themselves to blame for taking that fast lane into career destruction?

Must someone be repeating the same thing over and over again before it sinks in? No time for that this year bro.
Rushed back? Did you even read the link I pasted?

Say hello to Radamel Falcao...

Suffering one ACL knee injury during a career in football is sheer rotten luck. Spare a thought for Radamel Falcao, then, who has sustained no fewer than three serious knee injuries – to both his right and left – during his career so far.

Falcao first injured his right knee while playing for River Plate in a game against San Lorenzo in November 2005 and then exacerbated the problem when he attempted to return a couple months later, eventually missing 10 months of action.

The Colombian front-man bounced back emphatically from that setback, becoming one of the most feared centre-forwards in South America and then the world during spells with Porto and Atletico Madrid.


A third knee injury, this time to his left, curtailed his progress at Monaco and two disappointing loan spells with Manchester United and Chelsea suggested his career at the top was over.

Since then, though, he has been back somewhere near his best, spearheading Monaco’s Ligue 1 title triumph in 2016/17 with a squad-high 21 goals in 29 appearances and remaining a key part of the Colombia national team.
Rushed back is not an excuse bro.... Look for another excuse.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nobody:
Luiz offered contract renewal.


guess he has done well to deserve it.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 9:21pm On Jan 14, 2019
airmark:
You can't back it, cos you don't know if he would have got injured like he did. An unriped Belotti, outscored Morata in serie a, playing for Torino. Morata in Torino, might not score up to 7 goals in 34 matches.
Can you back this?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by NinjaMetahuman: 9:22pm On Jan 14, 2019
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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nihilistjnr: 9:25pm On Jan 14, 2019
NinjaMetahuman:
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