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BillGoldberg:
Something just happened now and am in civia pains again.

I took this barney from Lekki to somewhere in Ikeja. All throughout the journey, I couldn't concentrate because this girls shape, perfume and gait was killing me. Just look at the backside in the picture! Whooooooo......

This girl was so soft looking. She has this thing about her that says... Please Fvck me badly... I need you inside me. She was also very soft spoken and applied wet lips.

I wanted to bite her lips as she spoke. I just wanted to rush in without warning and start kissing her. But as usual, I remembered that Uber has my details and maintained my cool.

At a time, something was telling me to change destination to Lekki conservation forest where I will be alone with her and watch animals. Maybe... Something happens from there.

We continued the journey. As we got close to her street, I couldn't control myself again and I decided to shoot my shot. I told her boldly that I liked her and would love to marry her. I asked for her number and The girl said am a crazy man and rebuffed me.

Las Las, she told me to end the trip that she will trek the rest. She also said she will report me to Uber. That am sexually harrassing her and highly unprofessional.

I decided to snap this picture as she was leaving for evidence and future uses. Evidence incase Uber asks me why I decided to toast her. I will simply forward this pic to the Uber manager and ask him... If its him, won't he try his luck... Am serious. See shape... See height... See Waist... See Colour.. Abeg... This girl set Jare. I will even insist she dressed seductively and Uber has a strong policy against seducing drivers.

Again, am also keeping this picture for future uses when am Alone.

Brothers, was I wrong in shooting my shot?

friendlyadvice:
wetin be this? Where the shape? Where the seductive dress? where the yansh? See the dead cloth wey e wear

Op I no support you on this one o, its obvious the gal no fine you are just spoilt

CityNGR:
I am the op. But not the harasser. Follow the quoted post above. I also wonder what got him tripping so bad

Dami12345:
And finally we have got there.
Just because a guy wants to fuuk a girl its now rape abi.

You are a retrd op.

CityNGR:
Rape Alert

CityNGR:
Victorian oyindidi you gals be warned

This girl was so soft looking. She has this thing about her that says... Please Fvck me badly... I need you inside me. She was also very soft spoken and applied wet lips.

BillGoldberg:
You obviously dont have sense.

You had to open a thread? Kai... Nigeria's sense of humour is dead.

You believe in your wildest dreams that I will send a pic to Uber manager? To ask him if its him, he wont shoot his shot?

You believe such thing will happen and driver will puy it online? Like reporting myself?

Like my White friend told me, Nigeria is a country of retardds. Same Way Burna boy said we are a bunch of mentally unstable animals.

I pray never to come across a morron like you in my life because you are a 100% snitch.

Funny enough, people like you are terrible and wicked in real life.

friendlyadvice:
wetin be this? Where the shape? Where the seductive dress? where the yansh? See the dead cloth wey e wear

Op I no support you on this one o, its obvious the gal no fine you are just spoilt

aaronson:
@CityNGR

This was a petty thing to do. Lifting the guy's mere fantasy post on the Uber thread down here for public awareness. This was just so petty. Admittedly BillGoldberg was wrong violating the job ethic and to have posted it on a public forum as well but this doesn't make you (cityNGR) any better bringing it out to the awareness of the public. And to think many married couple today first met at odd places/situations doesnt mean BillGoldberg was totally wrong to have shoot his shot. Not like he harrassed her or anything, this was just a case of a guy asking out a lady he so admires and happened to have coincidentally met her while on the job.

Did he disrespect her after she declined his advances? NO! So where is the rape intention to this story?

azpekuliar:
Wetin dey here wey dey set your loins on fire?

CityNGR:
The aspiring rapist is spoilt.

friendlyadvice:
guy I know say na you

CityNGR:
Haaa you well so? Can't you read the thread?

friendlyadvice:
Oh I can do better, I can also tell when 1 person has dual personality Mr goldbergNGR

CityNGR:
Please share his link here

I took this barney from Lekki to somewhere in Ikeja. All throughout the journey, I couldn't concentrate because this girls shape, perfume and gait was killing me. Just look at the backside in the picture! Whooooooo......

CityNGR:
This is quite unnerving. Billgoldberg I can see you are the one distorting this thread. But don't worry, I know you are romeo03 too..now friendlyadvice..

Cc
Ifyeez

Dru23

CityNGR:
The aspiring rapist is spoilt.

BillGoldberg:
You obviously dont have sense.

You had to open a thread? Kai... Nigeria's sense of humour is dead.

You believe in your wildest dreams that I will send a pic to Uber manager? To ask him if its him, he wont shoot his shot?

You believe such thing will happen and driver will puy it online? Like reporting myself?

Like my White friend told me, Nigeria is a country of retardds. Same Way Burna boy said we are a bunch of mentally unstable animals.

I pray never to come across a morron like you in my life because you are a 100% snitch.

Funny enough, people like you are terrible and wicked in real life.

Shalomc:
You are a confirmed rapist.

CityNGR:
Rapist alert

Dami12345:
I'd rather be one than be a foolish retrd making the very men of which I am one go extinct.
As a foool that you are. How do you tell a lady you like her and would like to have sex with her?

Id10t.

BillGoldberg:
Its also obvious that these are the girls you are fantasizing about and want to use a make up story to make yourself sound like a gentleman.

What a terrible, sorry arse, pathetic looser you are.

If you like the above girls, be bold and ask them out. Don't use fictitious Nairaland stories to ask them out!!!

Basstard!

CityNGR:
quit screaming like a banshee with a migraine rapist.