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airmark:
Let him bring his heavy body to epl, you will hate him pass Morata.

Costa wey bring him heavy body come EPL didn't score?

Benz is one of the all time top scorers in the UCL one ikputu onu mouth is now talking about EPL

No be the same EPL Lacazette and the Bundesliga weakling dey disgrace you

raumdeuter:
Costa wey bring him heavy body come EPL didn't score?

[s]Benz is one of the all time top scorers in the UCL one ikputu onu mouth is now talking about EPL

No be the same EPL Lacazette and the Bundesliga weakling dey disgrace you[/s]

Ignoramus, Costa didn't bring heavy body from laliga. His last season in laliga, he scored 27 goals. Benzema has never scored 27 league goals in a season since 2004 that he started playing professional football for Lyon. Maybe it was the spirit of Ronaldo from Manchester, blocking his goals in Lyon too, let us know.

Make I drop this one here

Ibime:
This guy hasn't changed.

Watching this video, everytime he received the ball in his own half, I was having heart palpitations, and I'm not even a Milan fan. Everything about how he receives the ball is unnatural, risky and panicked.

Chic2pimp how you see am.

Bro Not going to lie, Baka has actually improved a lot since we got Him. You should have seen Him when He first joined us. He was absolutely hopeless. I think the massive improvements has shown are down to two things:

1. He has adjusted to the Way Football is played in Serie A. Footy in italy tend to be played at a slower pace which is world's apart from the crash,bang and wallop of the Premier league. Not having to play at a million miles per hour has certainly helped.

2. The Coaching Staff have actually done some work on Him. Credit must go to Him as well and He took all the criticisms on board and worked to improve His game.

Having said that, If Baka is our best midfielder, there is little chance we will be competiting for any serious title anytime soon.

airmark:
Ignoramus, Costa didn't bring heavy body from laliga. His last season in laliga, he scored 27 goals. Benzema has never scored 27 league goals in a season since 2004 that he started playing professional football for Lyon. Maybe it was the spirit of Ronaldo from Manchester, blocking his goals in Lyon too, let us know.

Costa scored 27 goals 5 of them were penalties.

Benzema and Costa are about the same age and Benzema has 100 league goals more than him

Costa that only scored 20 goals or more once in his La Liga career scored it twice in 3 seasons in EPL

Back in the same La Liga while Benz is scoring for fun, Costa has 3 La Liga goal in the entire 2018 year

No be the fat Costa dey disgrace EPL
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/06/29/22/037F4B42000003E8-5902173-image-m-45_1530306441653.jpg

Leyqute:
Wetin be the origin of this legbegbe rubbish sef? Bikiaful dia nwoke. Else I go give you thrashing of your life, just like Bournemouth

If I report your case for village n.a. make you know say ur own don pinish

chic2pimp:
Bro Not going to lie, Baka has actually improved a lot since we got Him. You should have seen Him when He first joined us. He was absolutely hopeless. I think the massive improvements has shown are down to two things:

1. He has adjusted to the Way Football is played in Serie A. Footy in italy tend to be played at a slower pace which is world's apart from the crash,bang and wallop of the Premier league. Not having to play at a million miles per hour has certainly helped.

2. The Coaching Staff have actually done some work on Him. Credit must go to Him as well and He took all the criticisms on board and worked to improve His game.

Having said that, If Baka is our best midfielder, there is little chance we will be competiting for any serious title anytime soon.

Make una sha epp us buy am...as we don also una with am

Congrats unlimited22

raumdeuter:
He was not a teenager and when he entered the ashi go just tell am bring money, touch breast, touch nyansh e don do. Come dey go

looool

I swear this actually happened to me in secondary school. I went for one of those school house parties, and after enough tapping current without further action, I needed to discharge.

The crib was in that alapere side, and I was going to ojota. The host of the party gave the location of a joint along my route so I found my way.

It was one of those bungalow joints, where the olosho enterprise took over an entire face-me-i-face-you crib.

The chief olosho was one mighty alhaja sat outside. the main door. I she saw one very fresh looking woman at the time. I got the usual, "small boy come I go do you well" yarns.

When I entered inside and it was time to actually do me well, this woman started preaching to me sha. Asking how old i was, anf what I was doing in Olosho zanga.

This is after collecting my 3h o. I was even begging her sef, like aunty abeg make I fück my Fück na. She said no that I should press breast and be going

I tried to act tough, and she threatened to beat the hell out of me with her slippers and wanted ro even lock the door to deal with my enemy.

I ran out and went to report to the chief olosho. That one too was now telling me the same thing...that it's not good, at my age I shouldn't be doing this...

I asked for my money back, alhaja called my client. That one said I don already touch bobby so the money don go. I was now begging to just nack sha. The bïtch said she no fit nack small boy prïck.

Eventually, a solution was found. Alhaja would nack me. This woman must have been late 50s. I was in SS1 so I think I was 13 or 14?

looking back at it now, I should have been disgusted, but back then I was a randy mofo, and would have fücked a hole in someone's coat, a hole in the ground, a slightly warm exhaust pipe lubricated with engine oil, anything.

Anyway we entered the dark room, I tried to press breast. She threatened to slap me. I tried to press yansh - tim ba fun e nigbaju.

na wa o.

last last she went on all 4s, raised her wrapper slightly and guided my dick into a warm receptacle. I was done in 5 minutes. I didn't know where my thing went, it could have been a freshly prepared wrap of eba with a hole in the middle for all I know.

All I cared about was that precious nut. I even bragged about in school the next week.

chic2pimp:
Bro Not going to lie, Baka has actually improved a lot since we got Him. You should have seen Him when He first joined us. He was absolutely hopeless. I think the massive improvements has shown are down to two things:

1. He has adjusted to the Way Football is played in Serie A. Footy in italy tend to be played at a slower pace which is world's apart from the crash,bang and wallop of the Premier league. Not having to play at a million miles per hour has certainly helped.

2. The Coaching Staff have actually done some work on Him. Credit must go to Him as well and He took all the criticisms on board and worked to improve His game.

Having said that, If Baka is our best midfielder, there is little chance we will be competiting for any serious title anytime soon.

Abeg take that pregnant woman you sold to us back , he go still improve more with the Italian pace .. Biko

Congratulations Unlimited22. More wins brother

nihilistjnr:
looool

I swear this actually happened to me in secondary school. I went for one of those school house parties, and after enough tapping current without further action, I needed to discharge.

The crib was in that alapere side, and I was going to ojota. The host of the party gave the location of a joint along my route so I found my way.

It was one of those bungalow joints, where the olosho enterprise took over an entire face-me-i-face-you crib.

The chief olosho was one mighty alhaja sat outside. the main door. I she saw one very fresh looking woman at the time. I got the usual, "small boy come I go do you well" yarns.

When I entered inside and it was time to actually do me well, this woman started preaching to me sha. Asking how old i was, anf what I was doing in Olosho zanga.

This is after collecting my 3h o. I was even begging her sef, like aunty abeg make I fück my Fück na. She said no that I should press breast and be going

I tried to act tough, and she threatened to beat the hell out of me with her slippers and wanted ro even lock the door to deal with my enemy.

I ran out and went to report to the chief olosho. That one too was now telling me the same thing...that it's not good, at my age I shouldn't be doing this...

I asked for my money back, alhaja called my client. That one said I don already touch bobby so the money don go. I was now begging to just nack sha. The bïtch said she no fit nack small boy prïck.

Eventually, a solution was found. Alhaja would nack me. This woman must have been late 50s. I was in SS1 so I think I was 13 or 14?

looking back at it now, I should have been disgusted, but back then I was a randy mofo, and would have fücked a hole in someone's coat, a hole in the ground, a slightly warm exhaust pipe lubricated with engine oil, anything.

Anyway we entered the dark room, I tried to press breast. She threatened to slap me. I tried to press yansh - tim ba fun e nigbaju.

na wa o.

last last she went on all 4s, raised her wrapper slightly and guided my dick into a warm receptacle. I was done in 5 minutes. I didn't know where my thing went, it could have been a freshly prepared wrap of eba with a hole in the middle for all I know.

All I cared about was that precious nut. I even bragged about in school the next week.

It was a common story for pre teen and teenage boys.
Those days in the afternoon when you pass in front of those olosho hotel they will be catcalling guys walking on the street. To walk in front of the place sef dey fear me. but Some boys that time wey don get liver will sneak out of school and enter olosho joint they will give us story and we will envy them badly. Sit down for like 2hrs to listen to their stories they way they will describe into details like they are narrating a Bruce Lee movie. All raging boners will be listening with rapt attention. Na your mattress go suffer later tha evening

Dem go come give us story of touch breast, touch nyansh oya dey go. One even said one of those oloshos told him "Shey iwo le do iya e" after collecting money. One of our seniors then even got rashes (craw-craw) from those joints

That time na old women ashi joint dey close to that area, Na when we enter JS3 na him one guy came with gist of a place in Oshodi wey younger okpos dey. I think they call the place Maysun hotel.

Some guys are mad from secondary school a 14yr old go enter olosho and carry woman with nyash the size of half a couch

We don enter am


Asked if Chelsea need a 'Plan B' or not be too reliant on midfielder Jorginho, Maurizio Sarri said: "Why? First I want to do very well the Plan A. I don’t want to change something that isn’t working, I want to see it play well and then we look to change something.
"Everybody 10 years ago knew Barcelona, they won everything because they played well their football. I want to play my football."

nihilistjnr:
looool

I swear this actually happened to me in secondary school. I went for one of those school house parties, and after enough tapping current without further action, I needed to discharge.

The crib was in that alapere side, and I was going to ojota. The host of the party gave the location of a joint along my route so I found my way.

It was one of those bungalow joints, where the olosho enterprise took over an entire face-me-i-face-you crib.

The chief olosho was one mighty alhaja sat outside. the main door. I she saw one very fresh looking woman at the time. I got the usual, "small boy come I go do you well" yarns.

When I entered inside and it was time to actually do me well, this woman started preaching to me sha. Asking how old i was, anf what I was doing in Olosho zanga.

This is after collecting my 3h o. I was even begging her sef, like aunty abeg make I fück my Fück na. She said no that I should press breast and be going

I tried to act tough, and she threatened to beat the hell out of me with her slippers and wanted ro even lock the door to deal with my enemy.

I ran out and went to report to the chief olosho. That one too was now telling me the same thing...that it's not good, at my age I shouldn't be doing this...

I asked for my money back, alhaja called my client. That one said I don already touch bobby so the money don go. I was now begging to just nack sha. The bïtch said she no fit nack small boy prïck.

Eventually, a solution was found. Alhaja would nack me. This woman must have been late 50s. I was in SS1 so I think I was 13 or 14?

looking back at it now, I should have been disgusted, but back then I was a randy mofo, and would have fücked a hole in someone's coat, a hole in the ground, a slightly warm exhaust pipe lubricated with engine oil, anything.

Anyway we entered the dark room, I tried to press breast. She threatened to slap me. I tried to press yansh - tim ba fun e nigbaju.

na wa o.

last last she went on all 4s, raised her wrapper slightly and guided my dick into a warm receptacle. I was done in 5 minutes. I didn't know where my thing went, it could have been a freshly prepared wrap of eba with a hole in the middle for all I know.

All I cared about was that precious nut. I even bragged about in school the next week.

crazy

nihilistjnr:
looool

I swear this actually happened to me in secondary school. I went for one of those school house parties, and after enough tapping current without further action, I needed to discharge.

The crib was in that alapere side, and I was going to ojota. The host of the party gave the location of a joint along my route so I found my way.

It was one of those bungalow joints, where the olosho enterprise took over an entire face-me-i-face-you crib.

The chief olosho was one mighty alhaja sat outside. the main door. I she saw one very fresh looking woman at the time. I got the usual, "small boy come I go do you well" yarns.

When I entered inside and it was time to actually do me well, this woman started preaching to me sha. Asking how old i was, anf what I was doing in Olosho zanga.

This is after collecting my 3h o. I was even begging her sef, like aunty abeg make I fück my Fück na. She said no that I should press breast and be going

I tried to act tough, and she threatened to beat the hell out of me with her slippers and wanted ro even lock the door to deal with my enemy.

I ran out and went to report to the chief olosho. That one too was now telling me the same thing...that it's not good, at my age I shouldn't be doing this...

I asked for my money back, alhaja called my client. That one said I don already touch bobby so the money don go. I was now begging to just nack sha. The bïtch said she no fit nack small boy prïck.

Eventually, a solution was found. Alhaja would nack me. This woman must have been late 50s. I was in SS1 so I think I was 13 or 14?

looking back at it now, I should have been disgusted, but back then I was a randy mofo, and would have fücked a hole in someone's coat, a hole in the ground, a slightly warm exhaust pipe lubricated with engine oil, anything.

Anyway we entered the dark room, I tried to press breast. She threatened to slap me. I tried to press yansh - tim ba fun e nigbaju.

na wa o.

last last she went on all 4s, raised her wrapper slightly and guided my dick into a warm receptacle. I was done in 5 minutes. I didn't know where my thing went, it could have been a freshly prepared wrap of eba with a hole in the middle for all I know.

All I cared about was that precious nut. I even bragged about in school the next week.

Nihilistjnr you are a case. Wrap of Eba?? Lmao

Congrats Unlimited22

raumdeuter:
He was not a teenager and when he entered the ashi go just tell am bring money, touch breast, touch nyansh e don do. Come dey go

bros bros

Congrats Unlimited22...

sod09:
bros bros

Sodick oya talk true about your own olosho experience.

raumdeuter:
Sodick oya talk true about your own olosho experience.

i don't the balls to enter that kind of place even till now , i will rather call them to my hood

nihilistjnr:
looool

I swear this actually happened to me in secondary school. I went for one of those school house parties, and after enough tapping current without further action, I needed to discharge.

The crib was in that alapere side, and I was going to ojota. The host of the party gave the location of a joint along my route so I found my way.

It was one of those bungalow joints, where the olosho enterprise took over an entire face-me-i-face-you crib.

The chief olosho was one mighty alhaja sat outside. the main door. I she saw one very fresh looking woman at the time. I got the usual, "small boy come I go do you well" yarns.

When I entered inside and it was time to actually do me well, this woman started preaching to me sha. Asking how old i was, anf what I was doing in Olosho zanga.

This is after collecting my 3h o. I was even begging her sef, like aunty abeg make I fück my Fück na. She said no that I should press breast and be going

I tried to act tough, and she threatened to beat the hell out of me with her slippers and wanted ro even lock the door to deal with my enemy.

I ran out and went to report to the chief olosho. That one too was now telling me the same thing...that it's not good, at my age I shouldn't be doing this...

I asked for my money back, alhaja called my client. That one said I don already touch bobby so the money don go. I was now begging to just nack sha. The bïtch said she no fit nack small boy prïck.

Eventually, a solution was found. Alhaja would nack me. This woman must have been late 50s. I was in SS1 so I think I was 13 or 14?

looking back at it now, I should have been disgusted, but back then I was a randy mofo, and would have fücked a hole in someone's coat, a hole in the ground, a slightly warm exhaust pipe lubricated with engine oil, anything.

Anyway we entered the dark room, I tried to press breast. She threatened to slap me. I tried to press yansh - tim ba fun e nigbaju.

na wa o.

last last she went on all 4s, raised her wrapper slightly and guided my dick into a warm receptacle. I was done in 5 minutes. I didn't know where my thing went, it could have been a freshly prepared wrap of eba with a hole in the middle for all I know.

All I cared about was that precious nut. I even bragged about in school the next week.

Almost every guy experienced that level smh

diggz:
Make una sha epp us buy am...as we don also una with am

Hahahaha your wish might actually come to pass sha.

fredoooooo:
Abeg take that pregnant woman you sold to us back , he go still improve more with the Italian pace .. Biko

LOOOOOL...This one go hard gan o. Las las e go return back to Juve.

.

Unlimited22:
Thanks man. You too

Congrats bro, more blessings I hope I can join you too by October

*Sprinkles holy water on the thread while speaking in tongues*

eph12:
Almost every guy experienced that level smh

I no experience am oo. I first enter ashawo house when i was 17 and by then i don tear eye.

raumdeuter:
[s]Costa scored 27 goals 5 of them were penalties.

Benzema and Costa are about the same age and Benzema has 100 league goals more than him

Costa that only scored 20 goals or more once in his La Liga career scored it twice in 3 seasons in EPL

Back in the same La Liga while Benz is scoring for fun, Costa has 3 La Liga goal in the entire 2018 year

No be the fat Costa dey disgrace EPL[/s]

Did we buy heavy Costa as you posited? No

Has Benzema ever scored 27 league goals in a season, in his 16yr career, during which he played for the biggest club in the world? No.


Name one world-class striker that didn't score at least 25 goals in a season, playing for big clubs for 15yrs?

raumdeuter:
This was what I wrote


Now show me any team knocked out of CL second round in February

Really,i Said Second Round Is In Feb