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timbros:
No dey make noise. It's just Huddersfield.

timbros:
No dey make noise. It's just Huddersfield.

DExponential:
Morata play against them sha.

SkimpleD:
I know how you feel boss. Na here I still dey to give you his alerts

Leyqute:
Make FBS hear you.

timbros:
Lol...

I need Higuain hattrick sef

SkimpleD:
No be for this match egbon


Shey you see that his second goal?

timbros:
Wonderful strike. Thierry Henry kinda goal...

timbros:
Afterall it's just Stoke.... Farmers.

OH and their key defenders were absent...

Nonsense.

And erhmm Airmark thank you for your 'prayers'. Your win win position is really working for you.

timbros:
No dey make noise. It's just Huddersfield.

diggz:
I am yet to witness a more useless winger than willian....useless player

iamJ:
someone did a video of all morata misses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPLrgXNFuJA

nihilistjnr:
looool

I swear this actually happened to me in secondary school. I went for one of those school house parties, and after enough tapping current without further action, I needed to discharge.

The crib was in that alapere side, and I was going to ojota. The host of the party gave the location of a joint along my route so I found my way.

It was one of those bungalow joints, where the olosho enterprise took over an entire face-me-i-face-you crib.

The chief olosho was one mighty alhaja sat outside. the main door. I she saw one very fresh looking woman at the time. I got the usual, "small boy come I go do you well" yarns.

When I entered inside and it was time to actually do me well, this woman started preaching to me sha. Asking how old i was, anf what I was doing in Olosho zanga.

This is after collecting my 3h o. I was even begging her sef, like aunty abeg make I fück my Fück na. She said no that I should press breast and be going

I tried to act tough, and she threatened to beat the hell out of me with her slippers and wanted ro even lock the door to deal with my enemy.

I ran out and went to report to the chief olosho. That one too was now telling me the same thing...that it's not good, at my age I shouldn't be doing this...

I asked for my money back, alhaja called my client. That one said I don already touch bobby so the money don go. I was now begging to just nack sha. The bïtch said she no fit nack small boy prïck.

Eventually, a solution was found. Alhaja would nack me. This woman must have been late 50s. I was in SS1 so I think I was 13 or 14?

looking back at it now, I should have been disgusted, but back then I was a randy mofo, and would have fücked a hole in someone's coat, a hole in the ground, a slightly warm exhaust pipe lubricated with engine oil, anything.

Anyway we entered the dark room, I tried to press breast. She threatened to slap me. I tried to press yansh - tim ba fun e nigbaju.

na wa o.

last last she went on all 4s, raised her wrapper slightly and guided my dick into a warm receptacle. I was done in 5 minutes. I didn't know where my thing went, it could have been a freshly prepared wrap of eba with a hole in the middle for all I know.

All I cared about was that precious nut. I even bragged about in school the next week.

diggz:
[s]SkimpleD...hope you see your unku 3pLeLbLos?

Hypocrisy n.a. die![/s]

Heywhizzy:
Great game Eden Hazard.. Courtois is gladly carrying your begging ministry to a new level, Congrats in advance

ChiefAzubuike:
He's still a better option than the headless chicken called Pedro.