YorubaEmir:
That’s why Igbos come to Lagos, make money, run to their “village “ and build mansions so that when Lagos eventually scatters, they will will go back home to their backup plan . An average Igbo man knows that Lagos is not his home. If you’re still wondering why they travel en-masse to their homes during Christmas , you must still be a dreamer .

Even though they come to Lagos, build houses , put yorubas as their tenants , they will collect their rents and send it back home. In other words, Lagos is on the verge of collapse , only the wise take action.


**Spits on the smelly gutters of Lagos, and runs outa thread**

husbandsnatcha:
3 Observation wen a nairalander invited me 2 lagos




Obs 1: lagos is cursed ,
wt filty smelly god worshippers of yellowteeth ritualist landlord..


Obs 2: I nearly die of smell oozing frm death lagoon .
Praise da lord Alleluya i didnt die ,
Obs 3: All yorubas has mouth odour

Gboom:

e r'omo were.

To average yeeboman in the village Lagos is their London and Amelika.

Do you know how many of your people wey no no their village anymore because of your village people

husbandsnatcha:
3 Observation wen a nairalander invited me 2 lagos




Obs 1: lagos is cursed ,
wt filty smelly god worshippers of yellowteeth ritualist landlord..


Obs 2: I nearly die of smell oozing frm death lagoon .
Praise da lord Alleluya i didnt die ,
Obs 3: All yorubas has mouth odour

AllenSpencer:
Runs in the gene


The only thing I always miss about Nigeria is lawlessness

Do tell my home boiz you could kill someone publickly and go scot-free if you have money in my country.

And that you could pack your car in the middle of a busy express road and start partying. The police will have to come and beg you to go after tipping all of them.

AutoJoshNIG:
In Lagos, our love for short cuts is legendary.

For some bizarre reasons – Lagosians are always in a hurry.

Lagosians always have a way of circumventing established processes without any consideration for their consequences.

For instance, these wire mesh fences were constructed by the Governor Akinwunmi Ambode administration along very busy expressways in the state.

They were constructed to discourage pedestrians from crossing the expressway.




The median fences also serve the purpose of discouraging street trading and hawking on these expressways.

Also, with the fences – pickpockets, robbers and other criminals who emerge from nowhere and snatch valuables from unsuspecting pedestrians before disappearing into their hideouts have also being prevented from operating easily.

Despite these benefits, some sections of the median have been cut out to serve as thoroughfare for errant pedestrians.

In the pictures below, some Lagosians – despite the conspicuous presence of a pedestrian bridge and the inherent risk of getting run over by speeding motorists – can be seen using the cut out section of the wire fence as short cuts to the other side of the road.

Why do Lagosians put themselves in harms way?

Indeed, Lagosians, why are we like this?

















Source:

https://autojosh.com/lagosians-why-are-we-like-this-photos/

SimSify:
. Madam what were you invited to Lagos for..so you were also going from house to house looking for Lagos landlords and if you didn't have More of Yoruba clients how come you got too close to them to perceive the mouth odour...


What do you do for a living ma'm

mankand:
Such spots should be manned with task force officials who will quickly throw defaulters into their van. It will be a lesson for others

dominique:
I knew it was only a matter of time before they took down those fences. Lagosians are something else

Gboom:

e r'omo were.

To average yeeboman in the village Lagos is their London and Amelika.

Do you know how many of your people wey no no their village anymore because of your village people

SimSify:
. Madam what were you invited to Lagos for..so you were also going from house to house looking for Lagos landlords and if you didn't have More of Yoruba clients how come you got too close to them to perceive the mouth odour...


What do you do for a living ma'm

OkaNaUbe:


I posted a similar topic about pedestrian bridge usage in Abuja last year here but you know Nigeria factor na.

husbandsnatcha:
3 Observation wen a nairalander invited me 2 lagos




Obs 1: lagos is cursed ,
wt filty smelly god worshippers of yellowteeth ritualist landlord..


Obs 2: I nearly die of smell oozing frm death lagoon .
Praise da lord Alleluya i didnt die ,
Obs 3: All yorubas has mouth odour

husbandsnatcha:
3 Observation wen a nairalander invited me 2 lagos




Obs 1: lagos is cursed ,
wt filty smelly god worshippers of yellowteeth ritualist landlord..


Obs 2: I nearly die of smell oozing frm death lagoon .
Praise da lord Alleluya i didnt die ,
Obs 3: All yorubas has mouth odour

husbandsnatcha:
3 Observation wen a nairalander invited me 2 lagos




Obs 1: lagos is cursed ,
wt filty smelly god worshippers of yellowteeth ritualist landlord..


Obs 2: I nearly die of smell oozing frm death lagoon .
Praise da lord Alleluya i didnt die ,
Obs 3: All yorubas has mouth odour

YorubaEmir:
That’s why Igbos come to Lagos, make money, run to their “village “ and build mansions so that when Lagos eventually scatters, they will will go back home to their backup plan . An average Igbo man knows that Lagos is not his home. If you’re still wondering why they travel en-masse to their homes during Christmas , you must still be a dreamer .

Even though they come to Lagos, build houses , put yorubas as their tenants , they will collect their rents and send it back home. In other words, Lagos is on the verge of collapse , only the wise take action.


**Spits on the smelly gutters of Lagos, and runs outa thread**

mankand:
Such spots should be manned with task force officials who will quickly throw defaulters into their van. It will be a lesson for others

husbandsnatcha:
3 Observation wen a nairalander invited me 2 lagos




Obs 1: lagos is cursed ,
wt filty smelly god worshippers of yellowteeth ritualist landlord..


Obs 2: I nearly die of smell oozing frm death lagoon .
Praise da lord Alleluya i didnt die ,
Obs 3: All yorubas has mouth odour

mankand:
Such spots should be manned with task force officials who will quickly throw defaulters into their van. It will be a lesson for others

AutoJoshNIG:
In Lagos, our love for short cuts is legendary.

For some bizarre reasons – Lagosians are always in a hurry.

Lagosians always have a way of circumventing established processes without any consideration for their consequences.

For instance, these wire mesh fences were constructed by the Governor Akinwunmi Ambode administration along very busy expressways in the state.

They were constructed to discourage pedestrians from crossing the expressway.




The median fences also serve the purpose of discouraging street trading and hawking on these expressways.

Also, with the fences – pickpockets, robbers and other criminals who emerge from nowhere and snatch valuables from unsuspecting pedestrians before disappearing into their hideouts have also being prevented from operating easily.

Despite these benefits, some sections of the median have been cut out to serve as thoroughfare for errant pedestrians.

In the pictures below, some Lagosians – despite the conspicuous presence of a pedestrian bridge and the inherent risk of getting run over by speeding motorists – can be seen using the cut out section of the wire fence as short cuts to the other side of the road.

Why do Lagosians put themselves in harms way?

Indeed, Lagosians, why are we like this?

















Source:

https://autojosh.com/lagosians-why-are-we-like-this-photos/

mankand:
Such spots should be manned with task force officials who will quickly throw defaulters into their van. It will be a lesson for others