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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 2:05pm On Feb 17, 2019
SIRcumalot:

Go oritameta, or any cross road or even near transformer nowadays.
Them dey put sacrifice for there. Chop am,tell how far ?
Me sef dey curious I no just get the mind.
you mean I chop something I don't know it source when I'm not mad. Is that your own way of confirming JuJu exists
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by PietroRick: 2:06pm On Feb 17, 2019
raumdeuter:
One woman in Calabar then Helen Ukpabio started labelling children under 7 as witches and people started believing and killing this children

I watched the video around 2009 and felt like going to shoot the woman

A typical witch is usually an old poor woman or a young poor child.

Never a strong or rich man
all you are doing is proving that poverty and illiteracy contributes to people abusing the supposed existence of juju or dark magic.

It's the same way atheists use fake pastors and their illiterate and poor followers to argue against the existence of a God.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 2:07pm On Feb 17, 2019
SIRcumalot:

Go oritameta, or any cross road or even near transformer nowadays.
Them dey put sacrifice for there. Chop am,tell how far ?
Me sef dey curious I no just get the mind.

Many people dey chop am well. One of my uncles their family does Masquerade. All the sacrifices they bring to the masquerade he told us they will eat it and nothing happened

Even some will eat the food at the junction and pick the money too
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NinjaMetahuman: 2:07pm On Feb 17, 2019
raumdeuter:


In Yankee here, I used to have a colleague at work who had a snake pet. As in a Boa constrictor.
If I take him to Nigeria now, people will say it was jazz that he used

If you tell my great grand father that you can get to Abuja in one hour, he will say its only possible with kanako or egbe
That oderinde apa aja, bring him to face SARS. When I was a student in Ife and they had Ife-Modakekeke wars and everyone was boasting about their jazz, they were using police to shine. the moment they brough some soldiers from Kogi and Nasarawa who only understood guns and forepower, everything calmed down

In olden days they used to believe that witches infected people and made their blood black which was a death sentence until they discovered it only needed penicillin

If it was 200yrs ago any 30yr old man would have visited a native doctor at least 20times in his life and made sacrifice believing jazz is responsible for healing him, How many here have gone to dibia for healing in their entire life? Or is the body anatomy now different?

Before they used to believe in abiku, due to poor healthcare a woman will have 10 children like 7 will die before 2 and they will be offering sacrifice, with proper immunization etc now, How many women do you see giving birth to ogbanje? Abi ogbanje don pack up
lol especially the bolded.
I think that's when the whole egg greenade started.

Now It has become a thing.

they had jazz that could stop any bullet but they were scared of soilders cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by madrid5: 2:07pm On Feb 17, 2019
iamoyindamola:
ABI o, only black evil JuJu we sabi grin
I just tire for Africans sha,our mate dey use science dey rule the world we still dey suffer from power outrage despite our Merlin's in this country.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Grundig: 2:09pm On Feb 17, 2019
The controversy in the game between SPAL and Fiorentina is exactly why VAR is shit.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by PietroRick: 2:09pm On Feb 17, 2019
nihilistjnr:


of course. We split the profits.

I'm looking beyond Alabi. Let's smash the bookies on a global scale
I don't want to be a partaker in gains gotten from dark magic. Personal reasons.
So you pay me upfront, just 200 pounds, we don dey trade banter for this nl for many years now, so you be like my guy. Then I go forward the contact.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Heywhizzy(m): 2:10pm On Feb 17, 2019
madrid5:
if juju dey work why Africans never build wakanda
I don't know bro, I no be Oracle
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by SIRcumalot: 2:10pm On Feb 17, 2019
iamoyindamola:
you mean I chop something I don't know it source when I'm not mad. Is that your own way of confirming JuJu exists
It is one way.
If you eat the food that belong to some god am sure he will come for his due.
I see goats and chicken eat them all the time and they seem fine.

Truth is:it is easy to form "erudite man" with all our education oya come test juju nobody go raise hand and am including myself Here.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 2:11pm On Feb 17, 2019
PietroRick:
all you are doing is proving that poverty and illiteracy contributes to people abusing the supposed existence of juju or dark magic.
It's the same way atheists use fake pastors and their illiterate and poor followers to argue against the existence of a God.

When you are poor and not exposed, its easy to believe anything

Why dont you believe India beat Nigeria 100-1? But go to one remote village in airmark Ekiti, I am sure one local village champion that travelled to Lagos for houseboy work is still there telling them he watched the game live and saw India beat Nigeria while ball was turning to lions

Why dont you believe in Ogbanje unlike your great grandfather?

These are examples of supposed juju in action and "ordinary" you in your mid 20's already know its a lie
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by madrid5: 2:11pm On Feb 17, 2019
PietroRick:
all you are doing is proving that poverty and illiteracy contributes to people abusing the supposed existence of juju or dark magic.

It's the same way atheists use fake pastors and their illiterate and poor followers to argue against the existence of a God.
so oga where are all the real magicians na?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 2:12pm On Feb 17, 2019
madrid5:
I just tire for Africans sha,our mate dey use science dey rule the world we still dey suffer from power outrage despite our Merlin's in this country.
lmao...you they hear jazz, touch and follow to go and do what exactly grin grin.
One of the reasons I stopped watching Yoruba movie is you will see one old ugly Baba with black teeth chanting lyrics on his mirror and a magical TV appears he can even communicate with the person in the TV.
I just reason am why my grandfather is not like the Baba so I can be watching champion league live grin grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Heywhizzy(m): 2:13pm On Feb 17, 2019
SIRcumalot:

Go oritameta, or any cross road or even near transformer nowadays.
Them dey put sacrifice for there. Chop am,tell how far ?
Me sef dey curious I no just get the mind.
my classmates for secondary school dey chop am steady, it wasn't placed to harm anybody
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by madrid5: 2:13pm On Feb 17, 2019
Heywhizzy:
I don't know bro, I no be Oracle
grin grin grin there is no f*cking oracle,dem hide when wars and guns show up.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by PietroRick: 2:14pm On Feb 17, 2019
raumdeuter:


When you are poor and not exposed, its easy to believe anything

Why dont you believe India beat Nigeria 100-1? But go to one remote village in airmark Ekiti, I am sure one local village champion that travelled to Lagos for houseboy work is still there telling them he watched the game live and saw India beat Nigeria while ball was turning to lions

Why dont you believe in Ogbanje unlike your great grandfather?

These are examples of supposed juju in action and "ordinary" you in your mid 20's already know its a lie
They believed everything does not exactly mean ALL they believed in were hoaxes.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 2:14pm On Feb 17, 2019
SIRcumalot:

It is one way.
If you eat the food that belong to some god am sure he will come for his due.
I see goats and chicken eat them all the time and they seem fine.

Truth is:it is easy to form "erudite man" with all our education oya come test juju nobody go raise hand and am including myself Here.
you don't get it why will you want to test something imaginary, what happen to do it yourself.
Make Baba come out and tell me he get ayeta and give me pump action if I no go blow the JuJu comot the man head
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 2:16pm On Feb 17, 2019
Greatihex:

wetin you want make em do when club refuse to sign a man just because of wages and contract length.
Zappacosta was also the alternative to walker.

"when the desirable becomes unavailable, the available becomes desirable"

The moment availability of Giroud became more desirable than the availability of Batsuayi, Conte done phuck up.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 2:17pm On Feb 17, 2019
PietroRick:

They believed everything does not exactly mean ALL they believed in were hoaxes.

Almost all the known and common ones have been found to be hoaxes, So which one no be hoax at this point
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by madrid5: 2:17pm On Feb 17, 2019
iamoyindamola:
lmao...you they hear jazz, touch and follow to go and do what exactly grin grin.
One of the reasons I stopped watching Yoruba movie is you will see one old ugly Baba with black teeth chanting lyrics on his mirror and a magical TV appears he can even communicate with the person in the TV.
I just reason am why my grandfather is not like the Baba so I can be watching champion league live grin grin
grin,even the mirror and television was brought here by white people,I wonder wentin dem tey dey do juju before they,bunch of clowns cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Heywhizzy(m): 2:17pm On Feb 17, 2019
madrid5:
grin grin grin there is no f*cking oracle,dem hide when wars and guns show up.
E pass their power na
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 2:18pm On Feb 17, 2019
madrid5:
grin,even the mirror and television was brought here by white people,I wonder wentin dem tey dey do juju before they,bunch of clowns cheesy
grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by SIRcumalot: 2:19pm On Feb 17, 2019
raumdeuter:


Many people dey chop am well. One of my uncles their family does Masquerade. All the sacrifices they bring to the masquerade he told us they will eat it and nothing happened

Even some will eat the food at the junction and pick the money too
Maybe your uncle na Chief priest or friend or Chief priest.
but if his not,then I gats ask for video evidence as una ask for video evidence for juju in action.

If them born you for this dark continent. On some level,belief in the occult they your soul. No amount of education fit mask am. Na wetin me Believe be that.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by SIRcumalot: 2:20pm On Feb 17, 2019
Heywhizzy:
my classmates for secondary school dey chop am steady, it wasn't placed to harm anybody
You've got to give me proof too.
Not hearsay.
Maybe you eat one and record it for the whole board uhm?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by PietroRick: 2:21pm On Feb 17, 2019
SIRcumalot:

You've got to give me proof too.
Not hearsay.
Maybe you eat one and record it for the whole board uhm?
lmao. I see what you are trying to do there
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 2:22pm On Feb 17, 2019
chic2pimp:


You mean you saw all of these things happen yet you have no pictorial or video evidence? I'm sure your mates in school also saw them happen yet not one grainy footage can be produced. E get as e be.
A bit surprise u neva experienced any of what I wrote earlier. ...
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 2:23pm On Feb 17, 2019
SIRcumalot:

Maybe your uncle na Chief priest or friend or Chief priest.
but if his not,then I gats ask for video evidence as una ask for video evidence for juju in action.

If them born you for this dark continent. On some level,belief in the occult they your soul. No amount of education fit mask am. Na wetin me Believe be that.

We were born in Africa, we were made to believe it. With age education and exposure we saw that most of these things are lies

Just like your 5yr old believe Santa Claus really comes from the North Pole but with education and age, you realize its Mr Emeka wearing costume
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 2:25pm On Feb 17, 2019
raumdeuter:


Ogboni is a social club for strictly rich people. They don't make people rich
.
Don't say what u don't know bros. ..
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 2:26pm On Feb 17, 2019
We are always afraid of unseen,that is why our continent is not developing yet we are religious. Those unseen we believe can't even make us rich
So so evil, touch and go,slap and chop grass, pants to make money grin grin
Wetin we gain sef
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by PietroRick: 2:27pm On Feb 17, 2019
raumdeuter:


We were born in Africa, we were made to believe it. With age education and exposure we saw that most of these things are lies

Just like your 5yr old believe Santa Claus really comes from the North Pole but with education and age, you realize its Mr Emeka wearing costume
even as a 7 month old child, I always knew that father Christmas was brother osakpamwan or osagbemwonrhue.
I never for once believed they came from anywhere else.
Just saying.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 2:28pm On Feb 17, 2019
Segedinho:
.
Don't say what u don't know bros. ..

Tell us what you know and what you have seen with your own eyes not reported folktale
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 2:29pm On Feb 17, 2019
PietroRick:
even as a 7 month old child, I always knew that father Christmas was brother osakpamwan or osagbemwonrhue.
I never for once believed they came from anywhere else.
Just saying.
are you sure
I never stop believing Gabriel bastituta was Jesus until France 98 grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by PietroRick: 2:31pm On Feb 17, 2019
raumdeuter:


Tell us what you know and what you have seen with your own eyes not reported folktale
why you dey ask when you no go believe anything he talk

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