Lana1:
U wan pray for person but u dey dance. Which kind person u be?

Boss, I need to dance before casting the demons..

Tundexxy:
Shekpite vs Man City

Las las....Sarri go smoke igbo for failed sarriball

Man city win and over 4.5

Omo na DunhiLLL this man go dey smoke

GloryIsaac:


The bridge don scatter... Sarri don use smoke from cigar scatter everything

Lemme see.
Everyone is denying white cigar now.

Nihilstjnr:
Sarriball in action



If this man can give us this type of ball, omo na to upgrade from from white london to benson o...

adebayo201:
Let me start arranging the chairs for service. Most Rv. Apostle Elrony and Our father in the Lord Eph12, can you help us call HRE SkimpleD to lead the service.

Bless you brethren... weeping shall endure this night!

Please bring Pa Diggz the heathen to the front row.

spartacus11:


Una beat us today abi

My guy. Hold the L for me abeg.

Lana1:
"Dem no go win am sha."

Like his own useless team is winning shibi this season

What he's telling himself to try sleep.

eph12:

My brother they didn't get the memo o. I'm afraid they'll sack our guy after today

Airmark couldn't deliver the mail?

Sarriball is broken

DJ abeg play me Uyo Meyyo by Teni

iamJ:
as long as united is below chelsea


there is nothing in this world united fans will say or do that will affect me

when you finanlly leave No 6 bottlers lane, Manchester, united kingdom

then i will be worried or feel anything, till then


una never bathe

Ur club is now 6th and just got fūcked at home by the same United.

With all this hate and delusion, u go commit suicide las las ni

Ashley Young and Herrera did a wonderful job tonight on our best Shekpite brethren...more to come from man city..

Don't miss it

kodded:
abeg DJ play me 'I know one day e go better'






chai see as to troll Chelsea just weak me


from sarri ball to sacking ball






....first it was murinnho with man utd and now its Chelsea with mr.sarri


premier league no go sweet again o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kqs5b98Ol8

And when the Sarriwagbites from the 6th clan of London beseeched the prophet of the LORD wailing, gnashing their teeth and crying saying,"Where hath thine children faltered o LORD? why hath thou forsaken us? "

And the prophet replied, "Oh ye Sarriwagbites..Doth thou not remembereth when the Israelites called Manchester United where in the wilderness?Didnt thee mock and threw ashes on them?

Thus saith the LORD, thine woes just begun. As ye mocked my people so shall other clubs mock thee.. Depart from me oh ye sarriwagbites.."
And the children of Sarriwagba led by their 6th clan Chiefs nihilistjnr and Ibime departed the hills wailing and gnashing their teeth..

eph12:
Sources say Sarri has locked the players inside the locketir room and gone out to smoke benson

Oga no kill me here wit laff

nihilistjnr:


running with like he's wearing cement shoes

So that's how party will finish and bikeman and airmark will not come out to greet guests? This is unafrican of them o

Lana1:
Bikeman doing Bikeman things. We have already handled ur chainsmoker.

Whereas ur useless club has lost 3 of its last 5 games. About to be 4 in 6 by 8pm on Sunday. Pathetic

Congrats

Chelsea get tribulations. I can hear the cry of Sarri.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN6G8SNnuhs

Lana1:
Ur club is now 6th and just got fūcked at home by the same United.

With all this hate and delusion, u go commit suicide las las ni

Haba Lana,
Why you dey form agbaya?
There are some nonentities you shouldnt be bothering to quote.

IamL/Iam0 is definitely one of them

elrony:


Airmark couldn't deliver the mail?

I have been praying for God to take control since

Lol shekpites collect 6 from city for PL.

collect 2 from united for FA cup


They are playing city on Sunday for Carling cup that na another 6 and them no the even score

6-2-6 be like dry fasting

eph12:
So that's how party will finish and bikeman and airmark will not come out to greet guests? This is unafrican of them o

Airmark is checking Belloti's ligaments for relapsing injury.
Dude has been so injured he doesnt know his way to goal again.

As for Bikeman.
No comment

Sarri under pressure.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGM7JbZGyIg

weedtaker:
Lol shekpites collect 6 from city for PL.

collect 2 from united for FA cup


They are playing city on Sunday for Carling cup that na another 6 and them no the even score

6-2-6 be like dry fasting

***Falls off mango tree***

Dockie giving us naija vintage vibes

Chelsea fans need endurance. No be me talk am o, na Segun Adewale.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dva_eUED3qA

Meanwhile Mancs let's discuss our formation and tactics for this game jare.

Whoever bought Arinze-gbala for £71million needs interpol in his life

hoopLA:
Dockie giving us naija vintage vibes

You got it bro.

drisham:
"Chelsea are a good team, they have their way of playing but Juan Mata did a fantastic job on Jorginho and we were absolutely perfect defensively. We kept a clean sheet

-OGS



chaiii

Remember this?

drisham:


oga Lordcat Chelsea fear no one at Stamford

Please explain what happened.

Tottenham — “we are the best in London..”
Arsenal — “we are the best in London..”
Chelsea —“we are the best in London..”

When they all see Manchester United in London...

Edumare a mbe o! No be me dey beg o, na Nihilist and Diggz


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERhwMvQlIFc

Omo

Twitter is going mad.

They are calling cheksea's pattern buhariball.


I don die finish

This one weak me. . .

From Conte to Sarri, we went from suffering without the ball to suffering with the ball.