weedtaker:
Na de Sunday fixture the burst ma head pass, word in the street is that baldie is fuming cuz of the handshake matter, e fit reach 12 like dis. I de pity dis guys

diggz:


The uselessness of this coach bo be here...

Chelsea are a good team. They have their way of playing but Juan Mata did a fantastic job on Jorginho and we were absolutely perfect defensively.

airmark:




Chic2pimp, come and ask questions.

Ibime:
So Dem never still sack this man? Is it.because Zola has flu and may not be able to take over till he recovers?

Smellymouth:


Everybody is blaming Sarri. Hazard go twerk for 90 mins, una go blame mou, conte and sarri..

No wonder Madrid nor gree sign am. Does he think zidane will allow him to twerk?

If he wants to twerk he should goan meet those Congolese mapouka dancers.

raumdeuter:


Did you see his mother life with your own eyes with calabash in her head spitting money

Oasis007:


Kepa Aribisala! Chelsea Fans shouldn't wail when the Lad becomes unstable, unpredictable and beginning to disappoint them like NEPA!

afrodoc2:



Oshey spin doctor.
So, like play like play una buy Keeper Ajigijaga for world record fee? hehehehe

TruffleButter:
Chelsea have signed the most expensive players in Spanish History...Fernando Torres(£50m), a Sunken Spaniard, Alvaro Morata(£60m) another Sunken Spaniard and now Kepa(£72m)...Abeg his name is hard to spell.


I dont know about you but I see a pattern here

wman:
I hate this Kepa news.

To think that we were all shouting about Ederson a year ago.

We still need to offload all these surplus players.

Segedinho:
As a Chelsea fan I say na thunder 4m Ghana go strike Chelsea board 4 buying kepa wey nobody knw 4 71milla. .how much remain 2 trigger savic or icardi. .schmichel no go cost 40milla. ..



Dis is d worst 4m awa board. .very stupid set of people

sinizia:


Don't believe that consolation post. If Chelshit were buying Kovacic for 71m and added Cuntois to the deal to reduce it to 35m, then that's when he'd have been right. Cuntois is getting sold independently, Kovacic is coming on loan from opposite direction. Then Kepa is gonna cost 71m alone. They are paying 71m not 35m. No kind of semantics or "quick Maths" can erase that.

eph12:

By this time next year, you'll be begging us to carry kepa sef

pharod:


All this na to justify spending 71milla on an unknown entity. Kepa Aribakpalasa abi na Kepa Ayamatanga.

Na here we dey

codedguy1:


Bwahahahah



Tweak ko btwerk ni the presence f Luis and 80m kepa is incentive for opposing teams.

Smellymouth:
Sarri subs since Christmas:

Man United: Barkley / Kovacic 71'
Man City: Kovacic / Barkley 58'
Spurs: Barkley / Kovacic 81'
Arsenal: Kovacic / Barkley 63'
Newcastle: Kovacic / Barkley 63'
Spurs: Barkley / Kovacic 75'
Palace: Barkley / Kovacic 88'
Watford: Kovacic / Barkley 80'

Italian Sunday Oliseh.

neezar:
....

Ibime:


Hazard twerking is attacking matter

Sarri.problem is defensive, namely the inability to organise a team to defend safely.

eph12:
Please let's give Sarri more time. Pep suffered like this in his first season

nihilistjnr:
cc Nateevs.

Another game, another coach or player name dropping akpuruka



Imagine Mata of all people, being tasked with man marking Jorginho...and being successful at it.

Same 'passenger' Mata as he used to be called here.

chic2pimp:


They were not with Alhaji when He was grinding and shooting in the Gym. None of them saw the number of hours and sweat He put into developing His business but now that He is rich, they go about making unsubstianted claims without evidence to back it up.

diggz:



Just negodu....Mata of all people ehn

How is it even possible for everyone to know that the recycle bin will be the main target of the opponent except the cigar man?

Ogun will kee this man n jorginhoeee

nihilistjnr:


you can imagine.

They're talking about juju because someone 'sold' a bakery.

niggas were selling a whole Abuja airport in the 90e

You'd need to sacrifice half of Lagos to power that kind of jazz

nihilistjnr:


I don't cosign the killing part

But maybe Ogun can maintain Sarri's nicotine addiction while simultaneously making every cigarette smoke smell and taste like farts

Or make every toilet Sarri enters have always havr warm seats and smell freshly used

until he leaves our club

NinjaMetahuman:
attack and defence are the problem.
Only hazard was playing yesterday.

the attackers dnt shoot or break on time. they just pass around uselessly till it gets to hazard to make creative final pass or a 1-2
that never goes through and when It does go through, the useless striker or attackers dnt know what to do with It, then opponents make a quick counter attack and baam, the useless defenders dnt know what to do.

And the stubborn exhaust pipe man doesnt know what to do to fix it.
very clueless idiot.

diggz:


Thought you don't believe in the oguns of this world?

Anyways...I concur with everything you have written.