₦airaland Forum

TayserMahri:
sawa bro. lakini wale wa kuweed wanakubaliwa (you know weeding?, ile kutoa harmful weeds). Those studs who do that are the only ones who should ganja burn. Si kila mtu bro

Workers do that
Studs only go to the farm for practical lessons
Mm cfanyi agricultural course anyway

TayserMahri:
Africa drives me mad! All that superhuman science and instead of exploiting it to make ourselves the master race all we can do is use it to destroy sweet things like sex

I wish they use such talents against al shabaab or corruption
Not ruining sex

Jonraid:
About the hospital,the government will be paying the remaining balance. We mustn't forget that this was a one multi billion shillings
project. The SSP students might not be flooding in that much but this effect was felt nationally ever since Matiang'i took over. We are still somewhere up there when it comes to admitting fresher students nationally. We normally don't hear of massive bailouts in KU by the government as opposed to some other university!

hi Jonraid..question: were you guys affected by CUE take on some of courses offered by our universities...heard they rejected some ofthe courses offered

Jonraid:
About the hospital,the government will be paying the remaining balance. We mustn't forget that this was a one multi billion shillings
project. The SSP students might not be flooding in that much but this effect was felt nationally ever since Matiang'i took over. We are still somewhere up there when it comes to admitting fresher students nationally. We normally don't hear of massive bailouts in KU by the government as opposed to some other university!

Gotcha! Hail Thee Matiang' Slayer of all beasts...

vaxx:
And same obasonjo was the strategical planner that end up your madness.

ojuukwu your god had to run to ivory coast to save his life while living your ancestors to die like MacDonald chickens

Read and cure your ignorance.

eagleeye2:
Gowon said we should contact him. When we met Obasanjo, we told him our mission and gave him a comprehensive briefing on the situation at the war front. We went with maps and explained to him the defects of Adekunle’s plan to attack the Igbo heartland. We also told him about Operations Pincer 1, 2 and 3 and explained that if Pincer 2 was adopted, the war would end in 30 days. We spoke for three hours without food or drink. Obasanjo simply listened. And when he spoke, he said he was an engineer and he was not going to the war front. He also said we wanted to have him killed by nominating him for a spot at the war front. I was enraged and gave him a dressing down. I reminded him of his conduct when the Biafrans entered the Midwest and we asked the army to immediately blow up the Ore Bridge to delay the Biafran advance to Lagos.

TayserMahri:
Gotcha! Hail Thee Matiang' Slayer of all beasts...

Now it is magoha

tylann:
Workers do that
Studs only go to the farm for practical lessons
Mm cfanyi agricultural course anyway

sawa !

TayserMahri:
sawa !

But i like weeding

tylann:
I wish they use such talents against al shabaab or corruption
Not ruining sex

We could even use the technology to grow crops in one night you know or in the desert.

TayserMahri:
So the real number?

And I don mean the mathematical REAL NUMBer ℝ

I think the magicians use the same principles that get street doggys stuck. They just make the d too hard and the V too narrow. Just my two cents am not a wizard But I would be interested in knowing the exact metaphysics behind that. It could have a lot of practical applications you know

Lol, less than 10 *hides* Topic closed

Hmmm...
Anyway, do you have things like zombies in Kenya? One lady told me a very strange story today. I'm still shaken. She went to her village for a funeral last week. She said something so strange happened while some teenage boys were sent to collect firewood in the forest. Allegedly, they found a strangely-dressed man, with huge unkempt hair & long nails. He saw them, tried to run away, but they caught up with him & took him with them back to the village. She said everyone was scared & they summoned their chief over there, to come try solve the mystery of the weird stranger. Upon questioning, he told them that he lives in a cave deep in the forest & was sent on an errand but got disoriented along the way. She says he told the chief that he works as some "bouncer" of sorts for the cave community. According to his story, the people who live there are known to be dead by their families, but in reality they're kept captive in the cave. None can escape because apparently "they" have done something to them, to keep them compliant & remain in a zombified state. The hair at the back of my neck stood. I wish I haven't heard the story because now I'm a little jumpy

tylann:
But i like weeding

which one? kuchoma ama kutoa weed

SuperIgbo1:
Read and cure your ignorance.

You couldn't even used your head again. The illiterate mofo like you post that you know.

vaxx:
And same obasonjo was the strategical planner that end up your madness.

ojuukwu your god had to run to ivory coast to save his life while living your ancestors to die like MacDonald chickens

Read again and cure your inherent ignorance.

eagleeye2:
In one hour of battle, Obasanjo lost 1,000 men. It is in his book. In fact, he wrote that he lost 1,400 men. He wrote there in his book which he called My Command. We had never had a thousand casualties.

Alabi Isama granted this interview. He fought with third marine commando in the civil war.

I'm yet to get the list. We must be at the bottom in such, we are no Gretsa or some village polytechnic!

You can share the links, I didn't get much of that story!

mtisTheQubit:
hi Jonraid..question: were you guys affected by CUE take on some of courses offered by our universities...heard they rejected some ofthe courses offered

XhosaNostra:
Lol, less than 10 *hides* Topic closed

Hmmm...
Anyway, do you have things like zombies in Kenya? One lady told me a very strange story today. I'm still shaken. She went to her village for a funeral last week. She said something so strange happened while some teenage boys were sent to collect firewood in the forest. Allegedly, they found a strangely-dressed man, with huge unkempt hair & long nails. He saw them, tried to run away, but they caught up with him & took him with them back to the village. She said everyone was scared & they summoned their chief over there, to come try solve the mystery of the weird stranger. Upon questioning, he told them that he lives in a cave deep in the forest & was sent on an errand but got disoriented along the way. She says he told the chief that he works as some "bouncer" of sorts for the cave community. According to his story, the people who live there are known to be dead by their families, but in reality they're kept captive in the cave. None can escape because apparently "they" have done something to them, to keep them compliant & remain in a zombified state. The hair at the back of my neck stood. I wish I haven't heard the story because now I'm a little jumpy

we have night runners..they run at night stack naked..
but serious there are things that cant be explained...so many stories you even got scared..

tylann:
Swahili was as result of interaction of traders at the coast of east Africa between Arabs and bantus
So swahili is a mixture of Bantu and Arab

I think I'll take it from here & do my own research on the subject. Thanks Very interesting.

tylann:
Now it is magoha

as in

forgiveness:
Do you mean Kazikazi the Kenyan slayer?

You husband dada!

Well, he is coming to expose your lies as usual.

Besides, I don't discuss with shallow dudes like you. Now, run along. Bhuhahahaha!

That guy can bomb Kenyans in one day

Kenyans dey fear that boy pass death

mtisTheQubit:
trust me if i typed pure Swahili you will understand more..what we typing here is another variant of swahili...

Type it & let's see.

SuperIgbo1:
Read again and cure your inherent ignorance.



Alabi Isama granted this interview.

And i am asking you. do you failed to acknowledge how obasonjo strategic planning end up your madness and how your god (ojukwu ) run between his legs to ivory coast while leaving your ancestors to die like fowl.

TayserMahri:
as in

the new cs duuh ..

forgiveness:
Mr 35 million suffering KENYANS. Citizen of the world hunger capital.

Pity my ribs for me abeg

XhosaNostra:
Lol, less than 10 *hides* Topic closed

Hmmm...
Anyway, do you have things like zombies in Kenya? One lady told me a very strange story today. I'm still shaken. She went to her village for a funeral last week. She said something so strange happened while some teenage boys were sent to collect firewood in the forest. Allegedly, they found a strangely-dressed man, with huge unkempt hair & long nails. He saw them, tried to run away, but they caught up with him & took him with them back to the village. She said everyone was scared & they summoned their chief over there, to come try solve the mystery of the weird stranger. Upon questioning, he told them that he lives in a cave deep in the forest & was sent on an errand but got disoriented along the way. She says he told the chief that he works as some "bouncer" of sorts for the cave community. According to his story, the people who live there are known to be dead by their families, but in reality they're kept captive in the cave. None can escape because apparently "they" have done something to them, to keep them compliant & remain in a zombified state. The hair at the back of my neck stood. I wish I haven't heard the story because now I'm a little jumpy

You are giving me nightmares

XhosaNostra:
Type it & let's see.

what do i say ...ok sogea nikubusu

TayserMahri:
as in

Unaishi wapi

mtisTheQubit:
we have night runners..they run at night stack naked..
but serious there are things that cant be explained...so many stories you even got scared..

Can you please go more in-depth on what a "night runner" is? I know I'm going to regret asking but my curiosity won't let up lol.

Ibrahimanees:
Also include world slum capital. Apparently more than 50% of Kenya's urban population live in slums. And 60% of Nairobians also live in slums occupying just 6% of the land. That's tight or if you want to be generous "cozy".

Kukuma kill me

TayserMahri:
which one? kuchoma ama kutoa weed

Kuchoma one

XhosaNostra:
Can you please go more in-depth on what a "night runner" is? I know I'm going to regret asking but my curiosity won't let up lol.

there are niggas who run at night...end of story..kapish

tylann:
You are giving me nightmares

I can't be the only one scared of her own shadow this night. Muahahaha.

TayserMahri:
as in

George magoha new cs of education
He looks more deadly than matiangi

mtisTheQubit:
what do i say ...ok sogea nikubusu

Lol, come duze