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See as everyone is thinking within the box. Suicide is a code name for her sugar daddy. She bragged to her friends that the man won't "see her pant". Now the man has seen far beyond the pant, she can't post about him using his name, hence the code name.
Wondering how the code name came by?
Well...
Here's the gist...
During one of their randy nights, the man boasted that he'll dig her punna for at least six rounds before dawn. She told him: "you'll be committing SUICIDE because I'm very good at twisting and pumping. The man replied and said: "I don't mind, so long as it's suicide in your sweet in-between. In fact, my nickname is now suicide. Just for our ears only", he added.
From that day, she changed his name in her phone book to "suicide".
Now man is outta the country attending... and she's thinking of him.

Attentio seeker

meanwhile, are you a one minute man, chec this thread out for solution.

https://www.nairaland.com/5096482/4-fruits-cures-weak-erection#76950540

Eniola do you need sniper or rope or rat poison or resin residue? Pls just make a choice ok if you think anyone will be scare of your suicide rant my dear you are liar.

Every small thing some idiots will be threaten suicide pls commit it and let's see if heaven will fall.

Lol,she's wlc 'aye ko fe' space no plenty

I wish u success as you try.

lol, just be rest assured that u will not be missed.

The arrangement.

Just got this to say, no matter what suicide na "double wahala for dead body and the owners"

I can't imagine that people are typing those harsh comments. depression is real people! It does not repect riches, fame or social status. Some of us might have been through hell in life but didn't becomes suicidal simply because we look forward to a better life. You keep fighting ,when you are hoping for something to come but some of these people who we think have it all are always depressed by little thiings. Let me take my life for instance, I have been off my career path for 10 years now I graduated. started my 2nd degree since 2014 but hasnt done my clearance to finally finish the programme due to lack of finance, had major surgery last year and still jobless. One thing has kept me going, hope for a better future!

UrbanExotica:
she has money and all so what could be getting her depressed

Shut up!


Brokeass!!!

why do you want to die by yourself? No more love or you are fed up with something.

Those close to her should reach out to her at once. I can tell you she’s not joking. For those who keep mocking her: please it’s better you keep quiet than show a lack of empathy.

UrbanExotica:
she has money and all so what could be getting her depressed

Money is not everything

Given your weight only one gallon of sniper will do the job, two bottles is for slim girls. Rip in advance

Welcome to the other side.

I have a strong chain as the rope may be ineffective against your weight.

Nbote:
Well U'll have to use a chain becos rope fit cut... And if U have to use pills na over overdose becos of ur size..

You re wicked. N.a. wa ooh

Nbote:
Well U'll have to use a chain becos rope fit cut... And if U have to use pills na over overdose becos of ur size..

its Ur life. just know if u kill yourself u will be forgotten in a week.

She should Commit the suicide Already, If she doesn't know how to do it. we can help her with some lethal injections, in sweden. if people are not happy been Alive, i see no reason why they should force themselves to stay alive.

3rd mainland bridge is better.
Mad woman.

Abeg commit it ASAP. One sure way to make heaven or hell is to die first.

[b][/b]ok

Nbote:
Well U'll have to use a chain becos rope fit cut... And if U have to use pills na over overdose becos of ur size..

You wicked.

she is thinking of suicide? Still thinking. she is not ready yet.

This thing called social media has got to be the last demon the devil is unleashing on mankind before the end comes. Social media and the need to play in that space has reshaped our values as a race.

UrbanExotica:
she has money and all so what could be getting her depressed

Dick, strong one!

asuustrike1:
Money is not everything

Dick is, strong one at that!

That is yoruba women for you always on the internet for bad reason