I'm a statistics graduate(HND) with lower credit, done with service(NYSC). My ND result is upper credit, I need a job o. Any kind of job, currently in Abuja. Help a brother please, before I loose my mind.


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ahh, broz pls dont lose any mind, u dont need it, all u need to do is to get out of dat comfort zone, getin a job is hard and it takes by d grace of God, just tink of wat u can do to at least see something to eat pls.


lemme tell u my story

wen i was doin my ND, i was always having d disapoitment of finishing in 2.87, 2.9+, even wen i wrote 3.11 and it was averaged it stil droped to 2.99, ahahah, dont say am bn monitored oo cus i bliv in tym and chances. i tot wen i get to hnd i wil try harder, on getting to hnd, i read like mad, as if my life depends on it but a 3unit course wich i was expecting notin less dan 80% drooped my reault bak to lower, if i had had ordinary 45 in dat course i would hav graduated with an upper accolade but my lecturer said i scored 9% in a theory course dat i cram and exhausted my answer sheet to d bak page, dos i even gav expo to in d hall got above average. funny right i cried everyday cus i put my all but sometimes u dont have control over some tins, ever since den av erased d notion of seeking an employment from my heart, let say d truth and b realistic, dat labour market is full of uni grads with
1) first class
2) 2.1
3) 2.2... which we sometimes call our equals due to d fact dat its same lower but my brother, dey are from uni and not poly, its a fact. am not downgrading poly o
4) distinction in poly
5) upper credit
6) den ur fellow lower credit holder
7) not forgetin thirdie in uni and pass in poly...
8} masters holder boku oo, remember
9) experienced competitors yapa than a beach got sand....
Ahaaa, my brother, its better i erase employment from my mind since i knew av first failed academically, i told myself, Olawale tink out of d box if truly u re d one leading and representing ur primary and secondary school in any academic event and TV stations back den, if i fail i wil rise up bak for sure, now am on my way to a place to learn a trade, even with someone av never met before, its scary abi?? but as a man u got to hav d mindset dat it wil pan out good for u to b able to convince ur gf or wife den ur society at large.

I would hav wishe to learn a computerized skills like coding, programing and d likes but i need something dat either i uprage my knowledge about it vastly or not, i wil stil make my cool money with ease,

My advice for u bro is if ur parent are well to do den try and learn a skills in computer world and if u tink der are below par, my brother japa, throw urself out like u re catapulted by Antony Joshua, learn a trade with ur certificate, its not possible to learn a trade and stil b begging for food to eat even while in apprenticeship cus ur oga wil feed you wela, and wen u re tru with him he wil set u up for sure, just b patient with him and dont try to dupe him, let him trust you and pray to God, my brother sky wil even b at ur feet

Ghost19:
I'm a statistics graduate(HND) with lower credit, done with service(NYSC). My ND result is upper credit, I need a job o. Any kind of job, currently in Abuja. Help a brother please, before I loose my mind.

Mods pls help this guy by pushing this to d front page

OlawaleBammie:
ahh, broz pls dont lose any mind, u dont need it, all u need to do is to get out of dat comfort zone, getin a job is hard and it takes by d grace of God, just tink of wat u can do to at least see something to eat pls.


lemme tell u my story

wen i was doin my ND, i was always having d disapoitment of finishing in 2.87, 2.9+, even wen i wrote 3.11 and it was averaged it stil droped to 2.99, ahahah, dont say am bn monitored oo cus i bliv in tym and chances. i tot wen i get to hnd i wil try harder, on getting to hnd, i read like mad, as if my life depends on it but a 3unit course wich i was expecting notin less dan 80% drooped my reault bak to lower, if i had had ordinary 45 in dat course i would hav graduated with an upper accolade but my lecturer said i scored 9% in a theory course dat i cram and exhausted my answer sheet to d bak page, dos i even gav expo to in d hall got above average. funny right i cried everyday cus i put my all but sometimes u dont have control over some tins, ever since den av erased d notion of seeking an employment from my heart, let say d truth and b realistic, dat labour market is full of uni grads with
1) first class
2) 2.1
3) 2.2... which we sometimes call our equals due to d fact dat its same lower but my brother, dey are from uni and not poly, its a fact. am not downgrading poly o
4) distinction in poly
5) upper credit
6) den ur fellow lower credit holder
7) not forgetin thirdie in uni and pass in poly...
8} masters holder boku oo, remember
9) experienced competitors yapa than a beach got sand....
Ahaaa, my brother, its better i erase employment from my mind since i knew av first failed academically, i told myself, Olawale tink out of d box if truly u re d one leading and representing ur primary and secondary school in any academic event and TV stations back den, if i fail i wil rise up bak for sure, now am on my way to a place to learn a trade, even with someone av never met before, its scary abi?? but as a man u got to hav d mindset dat it wil pan out good for u to b able to convince ur gf or wife den ur society at large.

I would hav wishe to learn a computerized skills like coding, programing and d likes but i need something dat either i uprage my knowledge about it vastly or not, i wil stil make my cool money with ease,

My advice for u bro is if ur parent are well to do den try and learn a skills in computer world and if u tink der are below par, my brother japa, throw urself out like u re catapulted by Antony Joshua, learn a trade with ur certificate, its not possible to learn a trade and stil b begging for food to eat even while in apprenticeship cus ur oga wil feed you wela, and wen u re tru with him he wil set u up for sure, just b patient with him and dont try to dupe him, let him trust you and pray to God, my brother sky wil even b at ur feet

I really appreciate the time you took in writing this piece. I pray that God infinite mercy, will be with you in your adventure. I never expected it.