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Making his face into a mini-frown, tainted with a dash of mockery, he said: "You're telling me Nigerians are flying past Italy to get British pizza? While you're at it, why not fly past Amsterdam to get weed in Romania? Like what are you doing? This is so extra.

Audu Ogbeh, Nigeria's Minister of Agriculture, has brought the country 'international recognition', after a comment he made during his presentation before the Senate lamenting the rate of importation in the country.

While addressing the Senate Committee on Agriculture on March 27, 2019, Ogbeh said: "Do you know, Sir, that there are Nigerians who use their cell phones to import pizza from London; they buy in London and bring it on British Airways in the morning to pick up at the airport. It is a very annoying situation."

Ogbeh's statement generated a slight buzz on the floor of the Senate. However, reactions have extended far beyond the shores of the country, as Trevor Noah, South African comedian and host of 'The Daily Show', has taken up the matter as a point of reference.

Making Ogbeh's comment the butt of his jokes on his show in the edition published on social media on Thursday, Noah ridiculed the idea of flying across countries to get "British pizza".

Making his face into a mini-frown, tainted with a dash of mockery, he said: "You're telling me Nigerians are flying past Italy to get British pizza? While you're at it, why not fly past Amsterdam to get weed in Romania? Like what are you doing? This is so extra.

“So, the story is rich Nigerians send people to Britain to buy them pizza, which is such a waste of money and time. And also, I can't imagine what the plots in porn movies in Nigeria are like."




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmn_I_4rpo8

Audu Ogheh Mocked On American TV Show Over 'Pizza From Britain' Comment


Mimicking a female porn artiste's voice, Trevor said: "Oh no, it seems like I don't have any money for this pizza. How will I pay?"

And switching to a male voice, he continued: “You don't have money? I just took a $4,000 flight to pick up this, lady. I'm going to need you to put on some clothes and get some cash, eh. Boobs don't pay for pepperoni. Get some money, get some money.”

The video has already generated thousands of reactions in comments across various social media handles.

In his comment on Facebook, Chris Choho wrote: "This isn't true. We have Domino's in Nigeria. The politician who made that comment is a nut head."

However, other Nigerians have countered Chocho's claim, stating that there are people who indeed order pizza from Britain to Nigeria.

DeDoyin Yilu wrote: "Chris Chocho true. That guy is the minister of agriculture. Children of politicians are those involved in such act. He knows what he is saying."

http://saharareporters.com/2019/04/05/video-nigerian-minister-audu-ogheh-mocked-american-tv-show-over-pizza-britain-comment

There's no way Romania weed will be as good as kwale weed.

If you doubt it ask Ogbeh

Seriously, what the minister said was embarassing.

What about importing grass from Brazil for Fulani cattle? Zoogeria.

I don't know what the fuss is all about, we where importing toothpicks and pencils during the PDP years, those people left this country in ruins and its going to be years before anyone can clean up the mess.

Audu ogbeh is an old man who likes to exaggerate things like they do in tom and Jerry cartoon. That's just it. I know him personally. He is the kind of person that will keep a straight face and tell you that guy's dick is so long it touches his knee

Sirjamo:
I don't know what the fuss is all about, we where importing toothpicks and pencils during the PDP years, those people left this country in ruins and its going to be years before anyone can clean up the mess.

keep saying pdp

Yet you support amechi like your life depends on it. You support uduaghan you support akpabio. You support elrufai you support ganduje. these where pdp members to mention a few.

now what has your Useless buhari done for this country?
despite being the number 1 health tourist. he could not even build a hospital for himself in nigeria.

he could not demand for accountability. looking into the expenses of the 10billion naira hospital in aso rock.

nothing. but stupid idiot animal zombies will be saying PDP did this and that.

babachair lawal that stole 250million is he a pdp member ?
ganduje the babaringa thief is he a pdp member?


zombies re stupid.!!!

Mgbadike80:
What about importing grass from Brazil for Fulani cattle? Zoogeria.

pdp the alleged bad party will never appoint nonsense unproductive person such as this man as minister

meanwhile the stealing is going on just as usual.


only an ignorant fool Will think just buhari made himself minister of petroleum. the ministry is now a saintly ministry. rubbish. They 're still stealing and nothing is happnin.


efcc will only come after you if you offend Apc not necessarily the people of nigeria _

lordkush:
keep saying pdp

Yet you support amechi like your life depends on it. You support uduaghan you support akpabio. You support elrufai you support ganduje. these where pdp members to mention a few.

now what has your Useless buhari done for this country?
despite being the number 1 health tourist. he could not even build a hospital for himself in nigeria.

he could not demand for accountability. looking into the expenses of the 10billion naira hospital in aso rock.

nothing. but stupid idiot animal zombies will be saying PDP did this and that.

babachair lawal that stole 250million is he a pdp member ?
ganduje the babaringa thief is he a pdp member?


zombies re stupid.!!!

This is a public forum. I have the right to express my opinion and I owe no one explanation, including you!

lol

Hmm

Audu sorry ehn

It is well.

Nigeria will always be in the news for the wrong reasons, they always rise to the occasion. Yet some people are busy apportioning blames between PDP and APC. When they don't have anything intelligent to say, PDP and APC becomes the only thing they can fall back to. The earlier we realise that we (the youth) are the source of our problems, only then will we discover that the solution lies among us. We are busy killing ourselves over selfish old men that don't give a shiiiiiitt about us. Next elections, same youths will go and vote their ancestors who will install fellow ancestors like Ogbeh to rule us. Later you'll say they said you're the leaders of tomorrow. No wonder the tomorrow never comes. Tuehhhhh!

I think Pizza is overrated

Barman give him one bottle of black bullet. This guyis on point.

lordkush:
keep saying pdp

Yet you support amechi like your life depends on it. You support uduaghan you support akpabio. You support elrufai you support ganduje. these where pdp members to mention a few.

now what has your Useless buhari done for this country?
despite being the number 1 health tourist. he could not even build a hospital for himself in nigeria.

he could not demand for accountability. looking into the expenses of the 10billion naira hospital in aso rock.

nothing. but stupid idiot animal zombies will be saying PDP did this and that.

babachair lawal that stole 250million is he a pdp member ?
ganduje the babaringa thief is he a pdp member?


zombies re stupid.!!!

Una see d pipu wey buhari wan use "CHANGE" naija abii??

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BafanaBafana:
Audu ogbeh is an old man who likes to exaggerate things like they do in tom and Jerry cartoon. That's just it. I know him personally. He is the kind of person that will keep a straight face and tell you that guy's dick is so long it touches his knee

Most Nigerians don't even know that italian pizza is better than UK pizza. Those that know, don't know their geography very well.

Nigerians only know about the UK, US and Dubai

some times I wonder how Nigerians reason

Audu Ogbeh wasn't mocked. The program even helped to pushed the pitiable and unpatriotic attitude of rich Nigerians toward nation building.
Stop making a mockery of yourself

Okay

The

iragbmite:
Most Nigerians don't even know that italian pizza is better than UK pizza. Those that know, don't know that geography very well.

Nigerians only know about the UK, US and Dubai

This here is exactly the core of the joke. It doesn’t make sense to pass Italy and get to Britain to get pizza.

If people can import stew then what?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sunnewsonline.com/customs-intercepts-container-with-imported-soup-from-china/amp/

2mercy:
Making his face into a mini-frown, tainted with a dash of mockery, he said: "You're telling me Nigerians are flying past Italy to get British pizza? While you're at it, why not fly past Amsterdam to get weed in Romania? Like what are you doing? This is so extra.






http://saharareporters.com/2019/04/05/video-nigerian-minister-audu-ogheh-mocked-american-tv-show-over-pizza-britain-comment

Sirjamo:
I don't know what the fuss is all about, we where importing toothpicks and pencils during the PDP years, those people left this country in ruins and its going to be years before anyone can clean up the mess.

Look at this illiterate , it's your type that your wife will give birth to a baby resembling your landlord
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lordkush:
pdp the alleged bad party will never appoint nonsense unproductive person such as this man as minister _

They once appointed him as PDP national chairman, Abi how many Audu Ogbe we get for dis country?

Mgbadike80:
What about importing grass from Brazil for Fulani cattle? Zoogeria.

We can’t afford hay from Brazil,it is too expensive.

Koolking:
Audu Ogbeh wasn't mocked. The program even helped to pushed the pitiable and unpatriotic attitude of rich Nigerians toward nation building.
Stop making a mockery of yourself

You actually understood the joke, no mockery of Audu Ogbeh or Nigeria but the joke was on rich Nigerians.

Stormed pizza

lordkush:
keep saying pdp

Yet you support amechi like your life depends on it. You support uduaghan you support akpabio. You support elrufai you support ganduje. these where pdp members to mention a few.

now what has your Useless buhari done for this country?
despite being the number 1 health tourist. he could not even build a hospital for himself in nigeria.

he could not demand for accountability. looking into the expenses of the 10billion naira hospital in aso rock.

nothing. but stupid idiot animal zombies will be saying PDP did this and that.

babachair lawal that stole 250million is he a pdp member ?
ganduje the babaringa thief is he a pdp member?


zombies re stupid.!!!

So many blind fools on this forum and in Nigeria who can’t see that PDP is APC and APC is PDP....one and the same.