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Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon on an interview with Punch newspaper explaining why his English WAEC result was seized twice. Below were the questions and responses;

Did you write exams in school in these big words?

I used such words very-very freely in my exams both at the secondary school and in my university and little wonder I had the misfortune of my English results being seized intermittently in my O’ Levels. WAEC released my results for the other subjects and withheld my English result. This happened for about three years. Twice, I passed the University Matriculation Examination but I could not proceed to the University because of my English results that were not released. At the end of the day, it was released after the third attempt.

Why do you always use ‘big grammar’?

I am not really consensus ad idem with those who opine that my idiolect is advertently obfuscative. No no no, it’s just that I am in my elements when the colloquy has to do with the pax nigeriana of our dreams and one necessarily needs to fulminate against the alcibiadian modus vivendi of our prebendal political class.

How do you talk to your wife, children, and even your friends?

I relate with my family and friends very warmly and in an atmosphere of camaraderie, stripped of my confutational habiliment and gladiatorial homilies. I am a very peaceful, calm, level-headed and celestially attuned soul personality.

Is this the way you proposed to your wife, speaking high tech grammar?

Honourable - Of course, the business of the day when I interfaced with my wife on matters of the heart had to be in plain Caeser’s language and you can decipher why that had to be so. The matter in view did not permit itself of sphinxian conundrum.

Do you know that many people don’t take you too seriously when you talk because they think you are not communicating?

Why will I be perturbed from ensconcing myself in the palatable arms of Morpheus because people have deprived themselves of the cultivation of the regime of the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago of baloneys and vacuous bunkum from pepper soup objurgators. The spirit of animadversion remains their fundamental human right. It also remains an indubitable fact that I get millions and millions of requests daily from people all over the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which positive cosmopolitan reactions have assisted my equipoise and righteous sense of pachydermatous garb. I cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to be understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi, verging on pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising. Has a philosophical wag not once pontificated that things of the spirit are spiritually discerned and that it takes the deep to call the deep? We will speak more on this matter of critiques and chichi dodo another day.

Why do you pull your trousers up beyond the waist?

Hahahaha….That trousers style is called Yohji Yamamoto. It was my own audacious statement to remonstrate against the pervasive tendency of Nigerians especially our youths that took to the practice of putting on trousers exposing their lower anatomical contours and I will do it over and over again.

source: https://www.titiloyeblog.com/2019/05/why-waec-seized-my-english-result-twice.html

Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44, olawalebabs, Fynestboi, Richiez

Baba oooo! You hear English pass oyibo self.

As I was reading those jargons, I slept off intermittently

NyenwePHC:

As I was reading those jargons, I slept off intermittently

Af die

All I ask myself is Why? Why? Why? .... I do not have any other thing to say

Honestly, I thought he was merely joking whenever he utters his vocabs.

Ayam dead.

Faint let me shift



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NyenwePHC:

As I was reading those jargons, I slept off intermittently

Hahahaha, you will fall asleep again if Hon. Obahiagbon responds to your post with a knockout like this, "Without mincing words or maliciously, that is to say with mens rea, obfuscate the issue at hand, I make bold to say that you were transported into a state of subconscious existence, albeit in supine positioning, by the power of quintessential elocution in queen's own dialect devoid of grammatical harakiri or obnoxious verbiage of the mundane nomenclature."

QUESTION: Why do you always use ‘big grammar’?

ANSWER: I am not really consensus ad idem with those who opine that my idiolect is advertently obfuscative. No no no, it’s just that I am in my elements when the colloquy has to do with the pax nigeriana of our dreams and one necessarily needs to fulminate against the alcibiadian modus vivendi of our prebendal political class.

INTERVIEWER: Okay Sir.

Who will take this man serious? His constituents are not helping matter why electing this man again!

PLATO1U:
Who will take this man serious? His constituents are not helping matter why electing this man again!

Dont misjudge guys like this - they can be serious when it comes to things that matter. Obahiagbon was serious enough to take a law degree and pass his bar finals to become a barrister. He's serious enough to marry and raise a family. In fact, it is better to have a down-to-earth fellow like this representating you than have a smooth- talking rogue who is only interested in himself and his family but keeps deceiving his constituents with empty promises.

Na waooo for this man, some of his words sounds like Greek words I pass across each time I open physics textbook

is that why you lost your senate dream

Just asking! Why can't we look beyond the Grammar and just focus on the message. Naija Sha.....

who,observed how he answered the first question without big big grammar

I typed one of the word "Vevendi" my offline dictionary wrote "Please wait" later showed no result found please use another word..

There is nothing like big grammar. We only call it big grammer when it confounds us.

Obahiagbon is one of the few politicians that has my respects, not because of his so called grammatical outbursts, but because of the deep messages he always expresses.

Let us learn to focus on his messages rather than his vocal pyrotechnics.

Anonymous4:
I typed one of the word "Vevendi" my offline dictionary wrote "Please wait" later showed no result found please use another word..

Type “Vivendi” and see what comes up.

Or better still you can use google. The complete expression is Modus Vivendi.

Anonymous4:
I typed one of the word "Vevendi" my offline dictionary wrote "Please wait" later showed no result found please use another word..

you can't understand cos even the word rightly spelled out still gives u problem to search in the dictionary.... no wonder e doesn't give a hoot about wat Nigerians takes him for cos people have deprived themselves of the mental magnitude... all the grammars are right....

mu2sa2:
Hahahaha, you will fall asleep again if Hon. Obahiagbon responds to your post with a knockout like this, "Without mincing words or maliciously, that is to say with mens rea, obfuscate the issue at hand, I make bold to say that you were transported into a state of subconscious existence, albeit in supine positioning, by the power of quintessential elocution in queens own dialect devoid of grammatical harakiri or obnoxious verbiage of the mundane nomenclature."

brother it is well ,u are probably an offspring of Hon.

English is to express and not impress
Simple!

Anonymous4:
I typed one of the word "Vevendi" my offline dictionary wrote "Please wait" later showed no result found please use another word..

Vivendi means "life". Just as " operandi " means operation. So modus vivendi means mode/way of life. U may fill in the blanks for "modus vivendi".

Chai. The interview sef was annoying.
This doesn't deserve FP.
Grammatical mayhem

PLATO1U:
Who will take this man serious? His constituents are not helping matter why electing this man again!

He didn't win

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falcon01:
who,observed how he answered the first question without big big grammar

He's an idiot
Hey only started using it when asked why he uses it